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noyd666
hope I get more rest in the coffin.
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TOTALLY RANDOM POST II
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Teddybrae
Yeah, I bin coffin too not much since I gave up smoking. After 50 years!!!
I 'm a bit like Noydie in that we are approaching ANCIENT ... so Life, I mean Death ... is always close to the surface of our thoughts.
But like the true grit old fellers we are, we don't care!
there are even photos of nude Sheilas in our workshop aren't there, Noydie? and we look at them with fond memories. AH those were the days! a skin full of piss and a warm Sheila at home to tell yr troubles too.
OH! I 'm getting mixed up. that what I do now ... tell em my troubles.
Used to do much more than that! in fact I 'm off to the Doc's today to renew my prescription of Cialis. have to find out if it still works.
lucky I still got a moist one at home to work on wink wink nudge nudge ... sweat sweat ...
Cheers!
I 'm a bit like Noydie in that we are approaching ANCIENT ... so Life, I mean Death ... is always close to the surface of our thoughts.
But like the true grit old fellers we are, we don't care!
there are even photos of nude Sheilas in our workshop aren't there, Noydie? and we look at them with fond memories. AH those were the days! a skin full of piss and a warm Sheila at home to tell yr troubles too.
OH! I 'm getting mixed up. that what I do now ... tell em my troubles.
Used to do much more than that! in fact I 'm off to the Doc's today to renew my prescription of Cialis. have to find out if it still works.
lucky I still got a moist one at home to work on wink wink nudge nudge ... sweat sweat ...
Cheers!
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noyd666
no nudes ,now old hot rods. make of that what you will. got two slabs yesterday, see how long it takes to knock em Back. like the music still from old country to hard rock.
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Teddybrae
You must still have SOME life in yer if yer still likes R and R!
which reminds me: I 'm gonna have them play Mozart at my fumeral (correct speklling cos everyone will be smoking). the piece named "Isis and Osiris". it's about Death and the After ... ha ha ... Life!
Spooky man. Goose bump music!
but in the meantime ... CHEERS!
which reminds me: I 'm gonna have them play Mozart at my fumeral (correct speklling cos everyone will be smoking). the piece named "Isis and Osiris". it's about Death and the After ... ha ha ... Life!
Spooky man. Goose bump music!
but in the meantime ... CHEERS!
1 stuck bolt, friggin' dirty disc brakes.......
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noyd666
i fancy !WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER!
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noyd666
was always the case when pulling something of my old fords, one fuk'n stuck bolt.
my '99 Buick Pk Av Ultra (that means supercharged), low miles, sweet ride, loaded. heat & hammer tomorrow. both discs (doing front only) are in fine shape, should have been a 1.5hr job for both sides.
This Buick is one of my favorite passenger cars out of all that I've owned, but I'm going over to the tried & true Ford Crown Victoria P71 (police interceptor) as my last car ever. When we ran them as taxi's in NY we'd get between 400-500K miles on them before retiring. I've found them with 40-50K on them recently, $8-9K.
Rear wheel drive & V-8 engine, these are fast becoming the dinosaurs of the automotive world.......
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Teddybrae
We are a weird bunch, are we not? bolts and Buicks and Mozart and old Geezers!
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noyd666
I'm being haunted by Bob Marley, he's coming to me in my dreams... I bought a cheap ($19.95US) glass bong, it is/was made of color changing glass. Sometime after my first session I noticed an image appearing, by the time day 2 had passed it was obviously the image of Bob Marley, I thought "Cool!" and why not???
suddenly I was awoken tonight with a ghostly wail (you betcha! 'The Wailers' right???) So in an eery right from the grave voice I start to hear Bob crying out... "you breaking the trust mon! no respect my bruddah!" No mistaking that voice!
So now I'm afraid to toke from it... how much more proof do I need to know that it's an unlicensed product and haunted to boot? Too bad, awesome toke to it too, great draw, got me high high high.
Even so it's amazing that Bob thinks 'bout the bottom line, from the grave yet!
and so now I've decided that I'm gonna pass it on to some douchebag guy I know, smokes weed and can't say no to anything free...
You hear that Bob!?!?!? I'm givin' it away!!!
got enough ghosts in my frigging life to worry 'bout.......
suddenly I was awoken tonight with a ghostly wail (you betcha! 'The Wailers' right???) So in an eery right from the grave voice I start to hear Bob crying out... "you breaking the trust mon! no respect my bruddah!" No mistaking that voice!
So now I'm afraid to toke from it... how much more proof do I need to know that it's an unlicensed product and haunted to boot? Too bad, awesome toke to it too, great draw, got me high high high.
Even so it's amazing that Bob thinks 'bout the bottom line, from the grave yet!
and so now I've decided that I'm gonna pass it on to some douchebag guy I know, smokes weed and can't say no to anything free...
You hear that Bob!?!?!? I'm givin' it away!!!
got enough ghosts in my frigging life to worry 'bout.......
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Teddybrae
Remember when that came out, Noydie. it was a Melbourne film, eh! like the Italian influence was obvious. thought it was crap myself but I 'm hard to please. Ciao!
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Teddybrae
You'll become a Ghost sooner yerself if yer keeps on smokin. surely for a health Advocate this is Ironic behaviour!
how's this for a bit of irony Ted, I'm now thinking of giving the bong to you....... :jawdrop:
Aota1
Member
Years ago i was told that the state of Montana contained the highest population of escaped inmates in the country. My logical mind hadn’t been born yet and I would occasionally bring up this little-known-fact in a cliff claven cheers sort of way. No one ever questioned me and mostly just took it at face value. It wasn’t until years later that it came to mind and I realized, “how could anyone know where the population of escaped inmates resides if they’re escaped?” Possibly more escaped inmates have been captured in Montana compared to any other state, but that’s a different little-known-fact. Doh!
The first statement doesn't make sense if the second statement is true..
If more escaped convicts have been captured in Montana,
why on earth would another escaped convict want to live there, knowing his chances of being captured were higher?
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Green Squall
Well-known member
Reminds me of the movie "Last of the Dogmen." Check it out, its a good one.
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Teddybrae
Oh yes, Irony abounds!!!
