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noyd666
A NICE DROP OF WEATHER, COLD BUT SUNNY.
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TOTALLY RANDOM POST II
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originalOutkast
Member
I really suck at geography!!
OranguTrump
Crotchety Old Crotch
Raining like a mofo here & my tomatoes are splitting from the moisture.
OranguTrump
Crotchety Old Crotch
I love playing Santa Claus - some folks very dear to us just got a recent, expensive (for them) purchase covered by us, using a bit of the inheritance I got.
The best part of getting a gift is making other people happy with it.
The best part of getting a gift is making other people happy with it.
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noyd666
gotta go feed.
Green Squall
Well-known member
I wish weed grew as fast as zucchini
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noyd666
my garden weeds are faster.
OranguTrump
Crotchety Old Crotch
Canada Post is really pissing me off - twice now in past few weeks I've paid extra $$$ to have stuff delivered faster than normal mail & twice now they have left me fucking hanging.
Sent some $ to a friend couple weeks back - paid $20 for 2 day delivery. Sent Friday, arrived Wednesday. The woman at the post office just shrugged & said nothing is guaranteed. WHAT?
Yesterday I spend $50 to send a next day package to Calgary & the fucking thing was still in Mississauga at 5 pm today. According to their website, my "guarantee" is that I'll get a credit against my NEXT shipment (not fucking likely EVER again).
Why charge a shit ton extra for service you won't actually perform?
I wish I'd paid by credit card, I'd tell the cc company that I'm disputing the bill...
Assholes!
Sent some $ to a friend couple weeks back - paid $20 for 2 day delivery. Sent Friday, arrived Wednesday. The woman at the post office just shrugged & said nothing is guaranteed. WHAT?
Yesterday I spend $50 to send a next day package to Calgary & the fucking thing was still in Mississauga at 5 pm today. According to their website, my "guarantee" is that I'll get a credit against my NEXT shipment (not fucking likely EVER again).
Why charge a shit ton extra for service you won't actually perform?
I wish I'd paid by credit card, I'd tell the cc company that I'm disputing the bill...
Assholes!
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noyd666
ha same thing happens down here, arrives when it arrives regardless of how much you pay. pigeon would be more reliable but struggling with bags of coco.
minds_I
Hannity has got his head soo far up Captain Cheetos ass he can see his tonsils. While I know he is not a "journalist", at least as a commentator he should call him out for blatant bold faces lies. Shit. Makes me want to stick my head out the window and yell "I am mad as hell, and I am not going to take it any longer"
That is all.
minds_I
PS...even as I type Hannity is practically sucking his dick....right there on the television Martha...
Hannity has got his head soo far up Captain Cheetos ass he can see his tonsils. While I know he is not a "journalist", at least as a commentator he should call him out for blatant bold faces lies. Shit. Makes me want to stick my head out the window and yell "I am mad as hell, and I am not going to take it any longer"
That is all.
minds_I
PS...even as I type Hannity is practically sucking his dick....right there on the television Martha...
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noyd666
watched a bit of Hannity last night , just a bit,not impressed.
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noyd666
back in '91 I had bought a mobile home up here in minnesota, it was already in place in a very nice trailer park, wide spacing, paved roads, they mowed each lawn & weed whipped too, free garbage pick up etc. Anyway water was backing up in my drains and I was my responsible for the plumbing in my trailer, I snaked all the drains to no avail and so I called the park maintenance guy Bill telling him that I thought the problem was under my trailer in their sewage line & therefore a 'park' problem.
Bill showed up tools in hand pronto (he lived in the park) and got to work under my place, about 1/2 hour later he knocked on my door and told me to flush the toilet, he was sure he'd gotten the clog resolved. My toilet flushed & drained just fine and Bill had a real funny grin on his face, "lemme show you what was causing that clog" he said as he went and grabbed a 5 gallon bucket; he came back up on my porch and showed me what was in that pail, a nest of condoms as big around and twice as long as a damned football. We were both laughing hysterically when I suddenly stopped and told him "damn Bill, we'd better call the sheriff's department!," as he scrunched up his face in wonder I finished "I think there's a baby in that shit!" at that point Bill was nearly crying in laughter, nothing like a sick NY sense of humor.
First off, I don't use those fucking things (& told Bill so), and as it was my first season in the park that even if I did it would be damn near impossible to accumulate that many rubbers so fast, I couldn't be blamed. I bought the trailer from a long haul trucker whose wife was a floozy. A year or so later when I ran into Dave (the trucker) at a bar I told him that funny story, he had a pissed off look on his face when he said "we don't use condoms," ooops, my bad, (hehehehehe).
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noyd666
SPLIT ENOUGH WOOD FOR TODAY FUK IT.
