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TOTALLY RANDOM POST II

Stoner4Life

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damn commercials are on day & night now.
I guess there are still a bunch of simple minded folk out there.......

 

Stoner4Life

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lmfmfao.......

I just got off the phone w/a friend from Chicago (@ 4:25am???), why do people call me so friggin' late? anyway, he called & was in tears, of laughter, his mom had phoned him earlier in the night to tell him that her washing machine wasn't working.

At first he was amused and then became pissed off as he unwound, unwound & continued to unwind what he thought was a length of red cord from a hoodie or other garment. THEN!!! He realized that he was looking at a pair of thong panties belonging to his sister; Carmen (he calls her Karmann Ghia) weighs over 550 lbs w/o exaggeration. Glenn finally yanked the agitator out and freed the snag.

At least the panties were clean, when he got done laughing he draped his head in the red thong and sat down next to his mom, of course there was all sorts of extra material which confused the shit out of Donna who then asked what in the world is that??? Those are Carmens panties he said which confused his mom even more; "are they all torn up?" she asked, "no mom" as he removed them and held them aloft "these are her thong panties," taking and showing his mom how far apart his hands were spread above his head, they both had a huge laugh.

 

minds_I

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He is the captain of a Titanic of his own making. And yet even as the water is rising to his ankles, he still insists that the iceberg does not exist.

What
???
 

minds_I

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“We did not ask for this room or this music; we were invited in.
Therefore, because the dark surrounds us,
Let us turn our faces toward the light.
Let us endure hardship to be grateful for plenty.
We have been given pain to be astounded by joy.
We have been given life to deny death.
We did not ask for this room or this music.
But because we are here, let us dance.”
 

minds_I

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He’s a disgusting spoiled bloated blowhard 5 time deferment coward born with a silver spoon up his arse who actually publicly mocks disabled people and makes fun of families who have lose children in combat for our U.S. Military making the ultimate sacrifice.


'cuse me brain fart
 

OranguTrump

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I just got a check for my inheritance from Mum's estate - it's been 14 months since she passed.

With 5 siblings there wasn't much to go around, but I'm giving my sons some, paying some bills, buying some toys & putting some $ down on a trip back to Jamaica.

Thanks Mum - I miss you
 

Meraxes

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I just got a check for my inheritance from Mum's estate - it's been 14 months since she passed.

With 5 siblings there wasn't much to go around, but I'm giving my sons some, paying some bills, buying some toys & putting some $ down on a trip back to Jamaica.

Thanks Mum - I miss you

Ha!... Good for you brother...
 

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