Things you do NOT do while high?

[easyskanking]

No shit! What am I gonna do with $50 worth of choclate Pebbles?

Make a bunch of chocolate GooBalls.

Hmm something that i don't DO stoned. damn thats a hard question.
um Go to a big store like Lowes. I will buy so much shit that won't get built

 

[Guest]

While stoned, do not shave your genitals with a straight razor.

So while stoned, Pops, you recommend, what, a Mach III?
Funny thread.

 

[ouncez]

I got stoned one time at the job site Im in shop for 3 periods a day everyday. Were building a house. And I have to admit using the power miter saw is really fun. When your high espically when your cutting odd angle like 42 degrees. Idk why but I made myself all-time cutter that day for both crews. Every cut was dead on.
ONe thing not to do when your high is frame walls and hang drywall. Not that its harder you just lose your high really fast or you dont get anything accompished.

 

[panopticist]

I like to keep my distance from knives when baked. Too many Xacto-related injuries...

 

[Surfnfisher]

My number one thing not to do while stoned is :
reading about people who have been BUSTED, or watching the show COPS.

Other than that I do everything while "stoned" but I really cant get "stoned", mabey a little baked but not "stoned". Not since the late 70's and pure Thai bud or chocolate thai or thai stick anyway. Be careful and enjoy the ride.

 

[NiteTiger]

watching the show COPS.

People think I'm so weird because I loooooove watching COPS whilst stoned

I find it hilarious!

 

[TwoOhSix!]

I was going to say I like watching COPS while high too, I know lots of peeps who do. Most of the people are ****ed up on some kind of drug, its funny to watch

 

[DJ Jellyfish]

Waterskiing or jet skiing. The water is a fun place to play but if you don't respect it, it can get you. I probably would'nt skydive high either...I think the adreniline is pretty intense already.

 

[_angst_]

Yeah some people drive better, or the same stoned or high.
I drive fine when i'm high, I just don't do it. My eyes have a tendency to go crazy red, not a good thing when you get pulled over.

Things I don't do while I'm high, no going to school high. I tried it and I prefer to be sober for school.

I preferred going to class high. Got decent grades, too.

 

[Comatose]

Trying to beat your sober friends at sports, unless he sucks ass.

 

[Saibai]

Nothing really. Went to school high, did tests high, job interview high, smoke before, during and after work, before my (only)court case, before going to the police station, ...can`t think of anything really.

 

[_angst_]

Backing out of my narrow ass garage. I ****ing killed my mirror.

 

[Kizzattack]

I was going to say I like watching COPS while high too, I know lots of peeps who do. Most of the people are ****ed up on some kind of drug, its funny to watch

I love watching Cops or Cheaters when stonned, especially with a nice stuffed crust pizza or a pork pie.

Things I don't do when I'm stonned:

Stroke the dog (he's scared of people because people were cruel to him and if he feels uncomfertable he bites, not nice if your reactions arn't as quick as his jaws).

Ride motorbike: If I smoke too much I just leave this world and forget I'm even riding a motorcycle, that would cause an accident so I only ride like that when it's very early in the morning on a road with nobody else so only I'm in danger.

Talk to parents: They believe this government stuff about stoners being vicious, violent schizophrenic murderers and nothing I say will change their opinion. If I turned up with bright red eyes and smelled of weed they would probably disown me.

I can't think of anything else at the moment.

 

[arpnuke]

I don't make $10+ purchases while baked. I don't have a lot of money as a student and it's nice to have my head clear before I go off buying some video game over the internet.

 

[Guest]

i had that problem last night arpnuke, i was blazed and the Half Life 2: Orange Box was calling my name, needless to say i now own it....portal is awesome

 

[Hazelnuts]

i had that problem last night arpnuke, i was blazed and the Half Life 2: Orange Box was calling my name, needless to say i now own it....portal is awesome

At least it's worth its money and you can't download it illegally (and actually use it online). But buying offline/single player PC games is pretty much a waste of money IMO

Oh and things I don't do while high:

-jump into water, it's a complete buzzkill for me
-household work
-anything that is dangerous or requires a lot of concentration

 

[Guest]

its for 360

 

[Comatose]

-jump into water, it's a complete buzzkill for me

Not if it is heated. Ah heated pools in the winter are the shit.

 

[Jack Crevalle]

THE ONLY THING I CAN"T DO IS STUDY MATH or anything boring,
the rest is improved with herb...oh, and anything that causes alot of pain, because herb intensifies it for me, like tattoos, alcohol helps numb the nerves.

The whole driving-is-a-nono thing is pure bullshit, every sport has athletes that smoke herb and are top performers while "under the influence", the same cannot be said for alcohol. The herb helps concentrate and focus, unless you started smooking recently and aren'y used to it, I have met a few scared stoners, but that was mainly anxiety and self inflicted nervousness and paranoia..but that is a side effect of prohibition.

HMMMM, things not to do.......Start a thread about anal sex on ICMAG when stoned....

That's fine with me unless you're talking about anal sex with guys :friends:

 

[Feyd]

I agree about watching Cops. That show seriously makes me feel 10x better about my own life whenever I watch it.