The Original O'l Farts Club.

[dogzter]

 

[Dime]

 

[Dime]

I have another really funny joke. A farmer drives his tractor into town to go to the feed mill to buy dog food. He comes out of the feed mill with the dog food in his arms and doesn't see his tractor where he parked it and says "where's my tractor?"

 

[Gray Wolf]

Just ask David Carradine and Michael Hutchence

I understand Carradine was an AH in real life and a bully, leaving me to wonder if someone helped him with his asphyxiophilia.

 

[bigsur51]

I have another really funny joke. A farmer drives his tractor into town to go to the feed mill to buy dog food. He comes out of the feed mill with the dog food in his arms and doesn't see his tractor where he parked it and says "where's my tractor?"

yer killin’ it Amigo..

 

[Dime]

yer killin’ it Amigo..

Thx buddy, I've been fine tuning that one for 7 years

 

[Dime]

 

[Dime]

 

[Putembk]

Wow.....77 years....makes me look like a beginner at 50.....

 

[Dime]

Wow.....77 years....makes me look like a beginner at 50.....

Congrats,I'm almost at 30.A patient woman

 

[oldmaninbc]

Good day OF and a very Happy Thanksgiving to my southern neighbors. Enjoy your day!

I love pies, fruit pies, pizza pie, meat pie, hand pie and I would eat a fruit pie everyday if I could get away with it. Apple for breakfast, pear for lunch and cherry for supper. Then I could have cake for dessert

 

[oldmaninbc]

There are two pieces of apple pie in the fridge (well technically, one big piece)…

Good day Sub...I like your math.

 

[oldmaninbc]

after quoting the shit of posts and getting squat, it made me indifferent about the discord.

Hello and good day to you jokerman, I have not perused discord at all. It does not sound like I am missing anything. Is it like a chat forum?

 

[Ca++]

Is that what makes batteries leak then?

 

[pop_rocks]

animals are smarter that we think

 

[Dime]

animals are smarter that we think

 

[Yarddog]

We just hit 12 years of marriage. Together for almost 18 years now. Times flies. Turkey is in, carrots and celery stuffed in the cavity. Think I’ll take a nap. Been running wide since daybreak. And it’s going to be a long day

 

[Putembk]

Hello and good day to you jokerman, I have not perused discord at all. It does not sound like I am missing anything. Is it like a chat forum?

This is home.

 

[Putembk]

Whew.....turkey is on, house is spotless, cats are fed and need to get cleaned up for the upcoming party.

 

[Putembk]