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Gypsy Nirvana

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I'm off on a long-tailed boat ride - Weeèeeee!
 

Goldhedge

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Iffn you can't sleep...

Tom Lehrer | EPIC Song Compilation​

Tom Lehrer is best known for his satirical songs from Cold War era America. Though many of his songs are sixty years old, they still hold up to this day. Lehrer is celebrating his 95th birthday this month, so in honor of the joyful occasion, here is a compilation of many of his greatest songs!

TIME STAMP
0:00 -The elements
1:59 -poisoning pidgins in the park
4:24 -so long mom
6:28 -the Vatican rag
8:47 -send the marines
10:37 -the masicism tango
13:36 -The Irish ballad
16:19 -the old dope peddler
17:40 -national brotherhood week
19:49 -she’s my girl
22:36 -my home town
25:01 -the Wild West
26:59 -when you are old and gray
28:38 -I wanna go back to dixxy
30:34 -verner von brown(?)
32:29 -Alma
36:47 -Christmas time
38:27 -sleep baby sleep(?)
40:04 -2 game wardens, ???, and a cow
41:46 - new math
45:55 -we will all go together when we die
49:01 -smut
52:22 -who’s next?
54:25 -edibus(?) Rex
56:04 -I love my friends(?)
57:43 -America

 

BumSplodgeBrownPants

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From yesterday Monday morning "OF" post:

From today Tuesday morning "OF" post:

From later today Tuesday morning "What Are You Watching Right Now PTt II........ " post:


Are you a pathological liar? Or what?!? You lie for the most meaningless reasons. You lie when there is no reason to lie.
Your credibility is squat. You are the reason the system is broke. A Taxpayer Supported Liar, Cheat, and Thief !!! :sick::poop:
Now, let's all take a look at cola's morning cut n paste posts.

🤣

Dude, you're a fucking crotch sniffer.
Enough with the vitriol you spout man, there's a speaker's corner on here for your shit.

Fucken keyboard thumper.
 

Gypsy Nirvana

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Been out and about - up to the Kaosan Road in Banglampoo - and back along the river today - in a Thai Longtail boat -

- 40 years ago - when I first came here The Kaosan Road was where I used to score great Thai weed - at the V.S. Guest House - 100 Baht would get me a small packet of Thai sensimilla - around 5 grams back then - and that whole area was known as the hippy/back-packers area - where you would stay for a coupla days before venturing out into the rest of Thailand -

Nowadays - there must be 10 or more 'erb shops on that road - where you can legally buy 'erb - wholesale or retail - so no more paranoia - which is nice -
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Gypsy Nirvana

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I would give my left nut and a year in Hell to be able to shuck coconuts like that guy. Bloody amazing.

Coconuts are available to me to the point of, "Awshit, gotta go gather them up and throw them in the woods again."

There are a couple of dozen coconut trees growing either on the lot across the street, or in my jungle front yard as a result of me tossing yet another round of coconuts into the bushes.
Well - if you really want to advance - as a student of coconutology - I could offer you a free months stay (during harvest time) - on my 6 hectare beachfront - Sulu Sea facing coconut farm - on Palawan - I've got 700 coconut trees there - that need harvesting - 3-4 times per year - so you'll be busy - and learn how to harvest and dry the coconut meat - make charcoal (Uling) - from the husk - comes with the perk of free as much as you can drink coconut water/juice - you can learn how to climb coconut trees too - 😀 - what's not to like?
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- you could even keep ya left nut -
 
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Unca Walt

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What do you think this is? Found it in a lunchbox full or mostly quartz arrowheads. It feels lighter than a rock, but it has imperfections that looks like it shows a rough surface of a rock. Wondering if someone chipped and polished it round?? Almost the same diameter as an American quarter.
Looks like what we useta pick up as kids up by Bash Bish Falls: Slag. Back in the 40's it was so common that we would try to skim the pieces across the water. From the pictures I can now see of the area... Jeez. City. With macadam where we useta walk on a dirt path just loaded with shiny blue stones.

Here's a pic of slag -- sure looks like yours:
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Unca Walt

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY OFC!!! Today is your Birthday…..one year ago today the original O’l Farts moved to IC Mag from the mud hole.

For me anyway it has been a positive experience. In the last year we have made new friends here and have found a new home that hopefully last years.

I want to thank Gypsy, Exploziv and their staff for allowing us to pretty much be ourselves and protecting us from Armageddon waiting at the door.


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And somehow, nobody gives a ha'pworth o' tar as to body count post status numbers.
 

Unca Walt

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I am not putting that on my bucket list...find leper and smell their diarrhea, nope, I'll give that a hard pass.

Everyone talks of the foul smell of Durian but does it taste good?

Good day Unca Walt
Just noticed this @oldmaninbc -- The unequivocable answer is "HELL NO!"

Nevertheless, people the world over voluntarily eat stuff that tastes like pig vomit that has rotted. Here's a couple of examples:

Vieux Boulogne <-- In France, it is BANNED from public transportation TINS

Limberger <-- This cheese is so stinky it is responsible for at least one attempted suicide—no joke. Created with the bacteria responsible for foot odor in humans, this cheese smells like…yep, you guessed it: stinky feet.
 

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