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The Original O'l Farts Club.

Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
Premium user
I have absolutely no use for anybody who lives off government subsidies. If you’re able to get up and walk around, you’re able to get a job but you’re just too damn lazy. There’s way too many entitled people that are very qualified to do any job they want but they take the path of least resistance. This country will be on full socialist agenda if the wrong person is put in the office. I saw on the Internet that they’re trying to get all the bums and migrants to vote for Harris so they continue giving them our paycheck…
Less than 50% of people in this country pay taxes…not fair….I still pay my fair share….
 

Unca Walt

Well-known member
420club
I'm not so stoned that I can't remember about that princess that was out kissing frogs - and the frog turned into a prince -

So I ain't kissing no frogs - lol
Thassa toad. Bein' a Floriduh ex-flyboy, I useta fly in to Toad Suck Ranch on their private runway. We gots toads down here called "Bufo".

I never would do it, but the toad exudes a psychedelic poison on its skin. If you lick a bufo, some people

"...have vivid visual hallucinations, changed time and space awareness, and even spiritual or mystical experiences..."

But before you test out your new toady buddy... please note that there are a shitload of toads that are used to make deadly poisoned darts, so don't lick any that look at you and say: "You talkin' ta me?"


I, too, am as high as Sally Ride's hiney was in 1983.
 

Unca Walt

Well-known member
420club
I'm a very naughty boy - since I've had high BP in the past - now stabilised - after open heart surgery to install a new valve - and now having a pacemaker for 6 months - my new Bionic gadget - due to being diagnosed with Atrial Fibrillation -

. - so I was wandering around this 7/11 in Thailand - saw this drink - and had to try it - (that's the naughty boy bit )
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Two Cardinal sins - in one can - C'mon!
That's just fargin stupid. DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
 
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dogzter

Drapetomaniac
Perfect example of the lack of any self awareness or pride.
😆
Cowards do what they do always have,always will.
My issue is with the rest of the population feeding them with my money.
Only reason doobers is still nere is some of you guys fed him now like a pigeon he is still here strutting around and shitting on his own feet thinking he has outsmarted us all.......li!e I said I hope we go hard right soon.
🇺🇸
 

Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
Premium user
Perfect example of the lack of any self awareness or pride.
😆
Cowards do what they do always have,always will.
My issue is with the rest of the population feeding them with my money.
Only reason doobers is still nere is some of you guys fed him now like a pigeon he is still here strutting around and shitting on his own feet thinking he has outsmarted us all.......li!e I said I hope we go hard right soon.
🇺🇸
He just took a dump in my lunch box
 

BrassNwood

Well-known member
Veteran
Wow, you ever milk one and try it?
Nope...
Same with Obama he wasn't even in politics that long before he got voted in in fact he didn't even finish his freshman term, Illinois corrupt fuckin demcom state
Tell me this wasn't a slap in the face joke by demcommies
What a fuckin joke were becoming
He had 8 years to fill the .GOV with all the right kind of people.
They look old enough to drink from a saucer. All that climbing they need some good curtains to climb on 🤪
Sheer curtains :)



"Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, weak men create hard times"

I'd say we are just about......... Screwed.
 

bigsur51

On a mailtrain.
Premium user
Veteran
420club
Perfect example of the lack of any self awareness or pride.
😆
Cowards do what they do always have,always will.
My issue is with the rest of the population feeding them with my money.
Only reason doobers is still nere is some of you guys fed him now like a pigeon he is still here strutting around and shitting on his own feet thinking he has outsmarted us all.......li!e I said I hope we go hard right soon.
🇺🇸


how about feeding the bum some
arsenic laced ice cream
 

kevinn

Well-known member
You must be a Yankees fan
Here in VA, I know so many people that are playing the Medicaid system, including close family. The big one is not getting married so can collect food stamps and monthly stipend but living in household making $100K+ per year and living in $500K+ house with driveway full of new SUVs. If the state cleaned up their system, bundles could be saved but votes lost.
 

jokerman

Well-known member
Premium user
Good morning Folks
( may have said it twice)
This was sent to me by my staff.

" Where do you send someone after a peekaboo accident?"

" I.C.U "

sry.🙄

Going to hunt down garlic at my favorite local farm stands.
Going to compost then plant in a coupla weeks.
Would like more garlic like my nose
bulbus
 

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