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The Original O'l Farts Club.
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Constipated
A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another one for later this evening." Later that evening, the man asks has his wife to insert the suppository. She agrees reluctantly, then puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository. Suddenly, her husband shrieks, "Aahhhhh!" "What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asks. "No... I just realized that the doctor had both his hands on my shoulderA guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!" On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
A shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her voice, “NO! I will not sleep with you!”
Everyone at the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is extremely embarrassed and slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles and says quietly, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a psychology student and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”
To this, the man responds at the top of his voice, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN £800!!?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her voice, “NO! I will not sleep with you!”
Everyone at the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is extremely embarrassed and slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles and says quietly, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a psychology student and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”
To this, the man responds at the top of his voice, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN £800!!?"
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Welcome and good morning
OleReynard
Well-known member
Morning everyone it's been wet and rainy and windy here in the Lakes region with some snow forecasted for some parts.
We had snow go thru yesterday up around Eli.
Gonna warm back up towards the end of the week, may get out fishing then.
The colors were possibly as good as they'll get round here with some trees bare already.
E erything yellowish gold with a few red still popping thru.
The red oaks have not all transformed yet.
We had snow go thru yesterday up around Eli.
Gonna warm back up towards the end of the week, may get out fishing then.
The colors were possibly as good as they'll get round here with some trees bare already.
E erything yellowish gold with a few red still popping thru.
The red oaks have not all transformed yet.
Morning Welcome to the forum
We have many things to do as we start getting into the cooler weather,
We have a band starting and we are looking for anyone who can play accordion, sitar ,zither ,spoons ,or can hum.
We are good on ukuleles players at the moment.
That is the second response.
There it is.
