The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Unca Walt]

Here is my mom's biscuit recipe using buttermilk:

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1 C. Flour
1 slightly heaping tsp baking powder
1 pinch salt
Buttermilk to mix
Combine ingredients and roll out onto floured board
Cut into biscuits
Put into bacon greased pan turning biscuits to coat both sides
Bake 430F degrees until brown

There it is. The witch doctor clause.

"For the battle to be won tomorrow, NO ONE must sleep with their wives tonight!" <-- If the battle goes well, the witch doctor gets the credit. If it does not, the witch doctor says, "Awright, who messed with their old lady last night??!!"

"Buttermilk to mix" to a fudge? to a thin soup? to a pancake batter? to a whip cream? Get it wrong, and you simply din' follow the fargin recipe.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Good Morning folks

I loves my Emmy.

Did Emmy ever get an EMI?

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good Morning folks

I loves my Emmy.

Good morning Jokerman! Are we there yet?

 

[Unca Walt]

Know why I can't walk now. When they first put the sponge/block in my knee I was able to walk, over time I lost that. Mri shows a abscess between the block and lower leg bone. So it's surgery again.

That just sux. My heart goes out to you, giggy. You need to catch a fargin break.

 

[jokerman]

Good morning folks
Its dark out ,but I aint scared

 

[jokerman]

Good morning Jokerman! Are we there yet?

Good morning GW
Yep and we are early!

 

[Unca Walt]

I recall getting suckered too - when Mark Richardson threw a basketball in my face while I was peacefully reading George Orwell's book 1984 in 1973 - at school - it really stung - so I grabbed him - and put him head first thru the cleaning cupboard door - he ended up with a concussion - and I ended up with a 3 day suspension from school - him and his mates never bothered me again - and eventually I was cleared of any wrong doing - due to being provoked - (self defense) - and not the fella that started violence - once the headmaster had interrogated the many witnesses to it - and my Mum was understanding too -

We think alike.

It would appear there are at least two distinct types of hooman beans out there. When attacked, one type attacks back without thought. The other type has an intellectual response.

I believe both are proper responses.

 

[Unca Walt]

All acquired skills on stilts. They start at birth, so get really good with them.

They probably also have a lot of recipes for eating snakes and gators/crocs.

Taking a dump inna dark and getting laid inna dark... ON STILTS!!! <-- Respect

 

[Gray Wolf]

Taking a dump inna dark and getting laid inna dark... ON STILTS!!! <-- Respect

And rightfully so!

 

[jokerman]

 

[Gray Wolf]

We think alike.

It would appear there are at least two distinct types of hooman beans out there. When attacked, one type attacks back without thought. The other type has an intellectual response.

I believe both are proper responses.

There is actually a third response which is to sneakily get even.

 

[jokerman]

There is actually a third response which is to sneakily get even.

 

[jokerman]

 

[jokerman]

You stay alive You stay alive

 

[Gray Wolf]

I recall getting suckered too - when Mark Richardson threw a basketball in my face while I was peacefully reading George Orwell's book 1984 in 1973 - at school - it really stung - so I grabbed him - and put him head first thru the cleaning cupboard door - he ended up with a concussion - and I ended up with a 3 day suspension from school - him and his mates never bothered me again - and eventually I was cleared of any wrong doing - due to being provoked - (self defense) - and not the fella that started violence - once the headmaster had interrogated the many witnesses to it - and my Mum was understanding too -

Brings up memories of grade school when the Akerman brothers both jumped me and I managed to best them, sending them crying to the teacher and resulting in me taking a trip to the Principal's office to address their description of the event, and a note to take home.

My parents shrugged it off and told me that if I hadn't fought back when they jumped me, and they heard about it, that they would have spanked me when I got home.

 

[jokerman]

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

We think alike.

It would appear there are at least two distinct types of hooman beans out there. When attacked, one type attacks back without thought. The other type has an intellectual response.

I believe both are proper responses.

When it's the ringleader of a bunch of other potentially violent degenerates - his mates - who are supposed to be his back-up in close proximity to the action - then the best intellectual response to me at the time - would be to act as crazy as is possible - and do the job at hand well - and swiftly - taking out the main agitator quickly - so as not to encourage his buddies to want to follow suit - and if they might chance it - I'd be ready -

The alternative seemed to be that I would get set upon by all of them - as a pack - and not stand a chance - getting my arse kicked -

 

[jokerman]

 

[jokerman]

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Ahh - time to go shopping for groceries - good day to all the Old Farts -