The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Jeez - Lemurs get high on millipedes -

 

[dogzter]

I used to be friends with a guy who bred ringtailed lemurs for zoos.
He also setup the exhibit at Busch Gardens and a few other places.
Smelliest critters on the planet they shit and piss all over each other on purpose as a survival strategy........ one of the foulest smells I have ever smelled,a smelly smell that smells smelly.

 

[Yarddog]

My fav part when he said “that asshooole”. Wonderful.

I must be getting better because I am bored out of my mind.

 

[D. B. Doober]

Anything else?

A pulse plasma rifle in the 9 megawatt range

 

[BrassNwood]

An elderly couple goes to their favorite restaurant they’ve been visiting together for decades. The man addresses his wife with all sorts of endearments, calling her his darling, sweetheart, his treasure etc. When the lady excuses herself and goes to the bathroom, the waiter comments to the man, “Wow, you have an amazing relationship with your wife, all those lovely names you call her…” The man looks at him, “To be honest, it has become a necessity. I actually forgot her name about 3 years ago.”

A woman came up to my mother asking why she wasn't incensed over my father calling another woman "Honey, Sweety-Pie" and such to which my mother started to laugh and said he can't remember her name.

It's one of the things I seem to have gotten from him as I've got shit for memory with peoples names.

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Too much too early,sorry about that.

Here's a weiner dog to lighten things up.

They do put their all into life it seems.

Baton therapy is the answer

Hickory shampoo.

Personally I have nothing against a Diverse, Equitable or Inclusive workforce but what I admire most is a competent workforce.

A trip to the department of motor vehicles in this state (Ca.) is always a fine example of the first round of that "Stuff" Affirmative Action.

Every time I try and do something out of the ordinary like special plates it takes the entire office staff to do it, hours per trip and several trips and the state will still send it back to me as "WRONG" "BZZZZZZZZZZZ" Do over!!

Spent the day in the sun and exploded in growth.

 

[Putembk]

Sitting down here in the basement, working on the grow and a door-to-door salesman just walked up and rang my doorbell, even though I’ve got a no solicitor sign. He did it anyway.

Watching him on my security camera and laughing my ass off. I ain’t gonna answer the door.

Nice looking starts BrassNWood. I see a lot of work in your future ha ha.

 

[dogzter]

Sitting down here in the basement, working on the grow and a door-to-door salesman just walked up and rang my doorbell, even though I’ve got a no solicitor sign. He did it anyway.

Watching him on my security camera and laughing my ass off. I ain’t gonna answer the door.

Nice looking starts BrassNWood. I see a lot of work in your future ha ha.

Tell him you'll be right there.

 

[dogzter]

A woman came up to my mother asking why she wasn't incensed over my father calling another woman "Honey, Sweety-Pie" and such to which my mother started to laugh and said he can't remember her name.

It's one of the things I seem to have gotten from him as I've got shit for memory with peoples names.


They do put their all into life it seems.

Hickory shampoo.


A trip to the department of motor vehicles in this state (Ca.) is always a fine example of the first round of that "Stuff" Affirmative Action.

Every time I try and do something out of the ordinary like special plates it takes the entire office staff to do it, hours per trip and several trips and the state will still send it back to me as "WRONG" "BZZZZZZZZZZZ" Do over!!

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Spent the day in the sun and exploded in growth.

How's the leg doing any Improvement?

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

How did a stoned soldier become the ultimate weapon? - imagine being stoned - then having to fight off 400 NVA -

 

[SubGirl]

Sitting down here in the basement, working on the grow and a door-to-door salesman just walked up and rang my doorbell, even though I’ve got a no solicitor sign. He did it anyway.

Watching him on my security camera and laughing my ass off. I ain’t gonna answer the door.

Nice looking starts BrassNWood. I see a lot of work in your future ha ha.

My guess is he don’t know what solicitor means…

‘’maybe you need one with pictures

 

[Putembk]

Somehow, I get a deep satisfaction sitting here watching him on my camera ha ha

 

[Putembk]

Tell him you'll be right there.

That’s a good idea. Next time, turn the speaker on and talk to the farg. it is Halloween. Maybe I can think of something really spooky ha ha

 

[Yarddog]

I have one that says “friends welcome. All others no trespassing” the Jehovah witnesses still hassle me. I’m not rude but I shut em down quick. “I have my own faith and you aren’t changing it.” Have a nice day. Then close the door. If they move too slow the Doberman goes outside. Scary looking dog. They get when they see ole needle nose Sarge coming.

 

[oldmaninbc]

Morning

Cars and carpentry on the agenda.

Have a great day folks.....

@Gray Wolf Once I get the GH built. She should fill out, I hope. She needs more sun. View attachment 19079810

Reminds me of a frog!

Cacti and orchids my favorite plants, well, besides cannabis.

 

[oldmaninbc]

Good morning to all you fine pipple
Monday Monday ,cant trust that day.....

OH mamma, where's papa!

 

[Mtn. Nectar]

 

[oldmaninbc]

Out for my morning walk…..

Don't forget to keep your casting arm in good working order.

hello Mr Pute a very good day to you.

OH, I have a question, is your cat a Maine Coon, if so does it have full webbed paws?

 

[Mtn. Nectar]

here is my answer Sub…

 

[Putembk]

Don't forget to keep your casting arm in good working order.

hello Mr Pute a very good day to you.

OH, I have a question, is your cat a Maine Coon, if so does it have full webbed paws?

Yes 100% Maine Coon and yes on the web paws. Over one year old and still growing. Love him!

 

[Putembk]

Good morning OM…