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Gray Wolf

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I never complain about big breasts, I was breastfed by a Sicilian Woman.
I was breast fed by a 36D German woman who became a 36 Long after four kids.
I can't answer about the grits as I have never had them. Culturally speaking I don't think grits are on the menu here. My wife who spent most of her life in the U.S. says she does not like grits but if she did eat some it would be cheesy grits.

I only ever heard the word grits on TV
Ever have creme of wheat?
my cheese grits would change her mind forever.
As fate would have it, I had a delightful shrimp and cheese grits for breakfast this morning at the Screen Door here in River City.
 

oldmaninbc

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Little something I whipped up 🙄





In Montana's wild and windswept lands, Where prairie fires rage with fiery hands,
Stood Dogxster brave, with fur ablaze,
A hero in the sun's scorching gaze.
With paws that danced and eyes so bright,
He fought the flames throughout the night, His bark a rallying call so clear, Guiding hope through smoke and fear.
Through valleys wide and mountains tall, He chased the embers, heedless of the brawl,
For Montana's heart beat in his chest, A loyal guardian at nature's behest.
With each lick of flame that he subdued, The prairie sighed, the forest renewed,
And as dawn broke, the fire's threat ceased, Montana saved, the land at peace.
Dogxster, with his courage bold, A tale of bravery proudly told
, For in the heart of every fire's strife,
A hero rises to protect and thrive.
Has the makings of a Disney movie.

Where did all this talent come from, jokerman you didn't tell us you were a wordsmith.
 

SubGirl

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Little something I whipped up 🙄





In Montana's wild and windswept lands, Where prairie fires rage with fiery hands,
Stood Dogxster brave, with fur ablaze,
A hero in the sun's scorching gaze.
With paws that danced and eyes so bright,
He fought the flames throughout the night, His bark a rallying call so clear, Guiding hope through smoke and fear.
Through valleys wide and mountains tall, He chased the embers, heedless of the brawl,
For Montana's heart beat in his chest, A loyal guardian at nature's behest.
With each lick of flame that he subdued, The prairie sighed, the forest renewed,
And as dawn broke, the fire's threat ceased, Montana saved, the land at peace.
Dogxster, with his courage bold, A tale of bravery proudly told
, For in the heart of every fire's strife,
A hero rises to protect and thrive.
That’s awesome. 🙃
 

Gray Wolf

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Little something I whipped up 🙄





In Montana's wild and windswept lands, Where prairie fires rage with fiery hands,
Stood Dogxster brave, with fur ablaze,
A hero in the sun's scorching gaze.
With paws that danced and eyes so bright,
He fought the flames throughout the night, His bark a rallying call so clear, Guiding hope through smoke and fear.
Through valleys wide and mountains tall, He chased the embers, heedless of the brawl,
For Montana's heart beat in his chest, A loyal guardian at nature's behest.
With each lick of flame that he subdued, The prairie sighed, the forest renewed,
And as dawn broke, the fire's threat ceased, Montana saved, the land at peace.
Dogxster, with his courage bold, A tale of bravery proudly told
, For in the heart of every fire's strife,
A hero rises to protect and thrive.
Thank God you were there to chronicle it!
 

SubGirl

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you know i didnt whip that up dont you 😊
I’m still giving you the credit.
IMG_2881.jpeg
 

Goldhedge

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Howdy OFs, hope you're all well.

I managed to decide on what car I wanted to buy, i've only been without one for nearly 5 years now. 🤔

So I went and got one. 11 years old and 17k on the clock. I think it's a porsche. A red one and red ones go faster than any other colour apparently.

2.0L TDI VW Beetle.

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It's got a spoiler too.
Know a guy who put a 911 Porsche engine in a black VW bug....

Blew the doors off any muscle car that took him on....
 

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