The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gray Wolf]

I never complain about big breasts, I was breastfed by a Sicilian Woman.

I was breast fed by a 36D German woman who became a 36 Long after four kids.

I can't answer about the grits as I have never had them. Culturally speaking I don't think grits are on the menu here. My wife who spent most of her life in the U.S. says she does not like grits but if she did eat some it would be cheesy grits.

I only ever heard the word grits on TV

Ever have creme of wheat?

my cheese grits would change her mind forever.

As fate would have it, I had a delightful shrimp and cheese grits for breakfast this morning at the Screen Door here in River City.

 

[jokerman]

I was just reading that Long Island is not an island are you really an electrician Maybe your not even real, oh my goodness, how can I leave for the evening with all these doubts.

I know I am real because I get in touch with myself everyday to make sure.

 

[oldmaninbc]

Little something I whipped up





In Montana's wild and windswept lands, Where prairie fires rage with fiery hands,
Stood Dogxster brave, with fur ablaze,
A hero in the sun's scorching gaze.
With paws that danced and eyes so bright,
He fought the flames throughout the night, His bark a rallying call so clear, Guiding hope through smoke and fear.
Through valleys wide and mountains tall, He chased the embers, heedless of the brawl,
For Montana's heart beat in his chest, A loyal guardian at nature's behest.
With each lick of flame that he subdued, The prairie sighed, the forest renewed,
And as dawn broke, the fire's threat ceased, Montana saved, the land at peace.
Dogxster, with his courage bold, A tale of bravery proudly told
, For in the heart of every fire's strife,
A hero rises to protect and thrive.

Has the makings of a Disney movie.

Where did all this talent come from, jokerman you didn't tell us you were a wordsmith.

 

[SubGirl]

Little something I whipped up





In Montana's wild and windswept lands, Where prairie fires rage with fiery hands,
Stood Dogxster brave, with fur ablaze,
A hero in the sun's scorching gaze.
With paws that danced and eyes so bright,
He fought the flames throughout the night, His bark a rallying call so clear, Guiding hope through smoke and fear.
Through valleys wide and mountains tall, He chased the embers, heedless of the brawl,
For Montana's heart beat in his chest, A loyal guardian at nature's behest.
With each lick of flame that he subdued, The prairie sighed, the forest renewed,
And as dawn broke, the fire's threat ceased, Montana saved, the land at peace.
Dogxster, with his courage bold, A tale of bravery proudly told
, For in the heart of every fire's strife,
A hero rises to protect and thrive.

That’s awesome.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Little something I whipped up





In Montana's wild and windswept lands, Where prairie fires rage with fiery hands,
Stood Dogxster brave, with fur ablaze,
A hero in the sun's scorching gaze.
With paws that danced and eyes so bright,
He fought the flames throughout the night, His bark a rallying call so clear, Guiding hope through smoke and fear.
Through valleys wide and mountains tall, He chased the embers, heedless of the brawl,
For Montana's heart beat in his chest, A loyal guardian at nature's behest.
With each lick of flame that he subdued, The prairie sighed, the forest renewed,
And as dawn broke, the fire's threat ceased, Montana saved, the land at peace.
Dogxster, with his courage bold, A tale of bravery proudly told
, For in the heart of every fire's strife,
A hero rises to protect and thrive.

Thank God you were there to chronicle it!

 

[jokerman]

That’s awesome.

you know i didnt whip that up dont you

 

[SubGirl]

you know i didnt whip that up dont you

I’m still giving you the credit.

 

[oldmaninbc]

I was breast fed by a 36D German woman who became a 36 Long after four kids.

Ever have creme of wheat?

As fate would have it, I had a delightful shrimp and cheese grits for breakfast this morning at the Screen Door here in River City.

Hello GW, oh yeah, I like creme of wheat. One of my favorite breakfast hot cereals.

 

[jokerman]

Thank God you were there to chronicle it!

It wasnt first hand TBH I heard it thru the grapevine.

 

[jokerman]

I’m still giving you the credit.
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Damm ,much nicer than my crossing guard badge.

 

[oldmaninbc]

I know I am real because I get in touch with myself everyday to make sure.

Thank goodness, I just experienced a flood of emotional relief

 

[oldmaninbc]

Good evening OF, rest easy, I am keeping an eye on things.

 

[SubGirl]

I was breast fed by a 36D German woman who became a 36 Long after four kids.

Ever have creme of wheat?

As fate would have it, I had a delightful shrimp and cheese grits for breakfast this morning at the Screen Door here in River City.

I love shrimp and grits for breakfast

 

[SubGirl]

Damm ,much nicer than my crossing guard badge.

Only because you didn’t have a need to show your fire skilz

 

[jokerman]

Only because you didn’t have a need to show your fire skilz

 

[jokerman]

 

[Gray Wolf]

Hello GW, oh yeah, I like creme of wheat. One of my favorite breakfast hot cereals.

Similar in taste and texture.

 

[jokerman]

Been putting gas in my cars for over 53 years and never had a look like that.
Should have used premium

 

[Dime]

 

[Goldhedge]

Howdy OFs, hope you're all well.

I managed to decide on what car I wanted to buy, i've only been without one for nearly 5 years now.

So I went and got one. 11 years old and 17k on the clock. I think it's a porsche. A red one and red ones go faster than any other colour apparently.

2.0L TDI VW Beetle.

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It's got a spoiler too.

Know a guy who put a 911 Porsche engine in a black VW bug....

Blew the doors off any muscle car that took him on....