The Original O'l Farts Club.
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OleReynard
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Take alot of Dykes to be able to do that.I have been there. Much of the city is below sea level......dykes hold back the water.
Lots of fingers in the Dykes I guess.
OleReynard
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Dikes holding back water is spelt this way
Dykes like this means something entirely different
I get my dykes confused as well
Good morning, young lady,.. I was awoken this morning by the scream of my gate alarm. The Amazon Driver made the delivery, but I didn’t get my rooting trays, but I did get my Calmag so basically I still can’t make any cuts until the second delivery arrives… the driver is lucky that the dogs weren’t out. He made it down to 700 foot driveway and then the side of the walk around the back of the house and put my package there. That’s where the dogs usually lay in the morning, and if he would’ve poked his head around the corner of the house, they would’ve been hell to pay.Good morning Boo
They doing fireworks already? My neighbors do them but only at 9:00 pm ish on the actual holiday. My dogs hate them and so do I. He has some that are very loud.Morning folks
Cool, damp and drizzly here through the night and looks to continue on today.
Well, perhaps (hopefully) that will hinder the idiots lighting off the boomers 5 houses down the way.
I don't mind sparking off the pretties but those effing big bangers are simply rude towards the neighbors...
at least IMO.
It became necessary to get the quilted pillow case out for poor little Scoots
as she became terrified. Got her inside, zipped her in and rocked her on
my lap til they finally stopped their abusive behavior towards the neighborhood
imiubu
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Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to be sunshine and lollipops all the time,
it's not %100 sustainable.
I find myself quite disappointed w/ the human race (collectively) today.
Has me feeling sour over all.
So... I'll not spread my dourness around to possibly negatively affect the lovely folks of TOOFC.
Instead... I'll find a productive/ fun way in which to "let off steam".
Dancing w/ Miss Scooter most likely will be my first choice
Hope y'all have a lovely day
it's not %100 sustainable.
I find myself quite disappointed w/ the human race (collectively) today.
Has me feeling sour over all.
So... I'll not spread my dourness around to possibly negatively affect the lovely folks of TOOFC.
Instead... I'll find a productive/ fun way in which to "let off steam".
Dancing w/ Miss Scooter most likely will be my first choice
Hope y'all have a lovely day
Good morning everybody I'm on my way through my morning walk sipping my Starbucks coffee had a quick puff of some chem 91 before I left scored it at dispensary yesterday my last 20 bucks. Have to help Mom move some stuff to new apartment should be fun I have to move the TV I think
I hate getting a new pain or feeling that makes me say wtf was that…. Glad it went away
I have quite a few boomers myself. They are quarter sticks of dynamite and they are extremely loud and send the shockwave forever… the guy that threatened Ivan will know about these fireworks later on the fourth. When he threatened Ivan, he declared war as far as I’m concerned…
BumSplodgeBrownPants
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It’s: I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a cookie today.
I made a batch last night and heated the butter a long time to get the sleep effect enhanced. It worked.
BumSplodgeBrownPants
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I had a guy in the neighbourhood threaten "something untoward" may happen to my dog if he didn't stop barking. Funny thing is, my dog is quiet as a mouse until he comes moaning about stuff over the fence.
Well, I had to then apologise to all my neighbours for the amount of fucks that came out of my mouth in the next minute or two after he said that. He's not complained since I made it quite clear if my dog even has a bad tummy, I'll be kicking his door in late one night and removing his eyeballs.
BumSplodgeBrownPants
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Hey DB. You're 45% UKish. Nice!
My Grandfather was an Irishman from Cork and his Grandfather was a New Yorker named Valentine Byrne.
That's all I know about my family history. I may delve into it one day.
Not me. Im on top of my dykes! Both kinds.
OleReynard
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I woke up with one also luckily the wife took care of it
OleReynard
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Wow thru all that, what's buggin?Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to be sunshine and lollipops all the time,
it's not %100 sustainable.
I find myself quite disappointed w/ the human race (collectively) today.
Has me feeling sour over all.
So... I'll not spread my dourness around to possibly negatively affect the lovely folks of TOOFC.
Instead... I'll find a productive/ fun way in which to "let off steam".
Dancing w/ Miss Scooter most likely will be my first choice
Hope y'all have a lovely day
