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Maybe order a pizza would be nice. You got me all hungry now….
Now that reminds me of a bawdy joke! Two old lovers get together for their annual getaway and they meet at baggage claim, where they board a taxi and the man looks over to the woman and says EF or FF, to which she replies EF.

The man turns to the taxi driver and says, "Madame would like to eat first. Where is the closest good restaurant?"
 

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Which reminds me of another joke where two missionaries were captured by cannibals and the cannibal chief gives them the choice between ungawa or death.

The first missionary chose ungawa, where upon all the male members of the tribe gang raped until he finally hemorrhaged to death.

When asked the same question the second missionary said, " I choose death", where up on the chief reflects on it for a moment before sentencing him to "Death by ungawa!"
 

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