The Original O'l Farts Club.

[BubbasPlace]

a fainting couch...

Or chase lounge....

 

[BubbasPlace]

They come in handy during hurricane season.

Pool hall story:
My bro in law and I were at the Pastime to shoot a few racks and to drink some beer. We had a pitcher of beer set on a small table nearby. Guy walks over to the table picks up the pitcher and proceeds to drink from it. Bro shouts, "Hey, Buddy!" Guy looks at him and deadpans, "I ain't yer buddy" and went out the back door.

That's it? No following him out the back for a flying lesson? I mean you had a pool cue right?

 

[piper]

damn old geezers

top of thee morning to ya

 

[BubbasPlace]

I had pizza just across the street from the entrance to Pompeii. It pretty much sucked.

I had a buddy who was buying pizza in Italy. He wanted black olives, and they looked at him like, "what?". Well they did it. He was surprised to find they put whole black olives, seed and all!

Bubba P

 

[jokerman]

Morning old farts, little chill in the air today. Supposed to finish putting a cement mixer together for my brother. He starts things and doesn't finish it, has a scratch off problem too. I told him that if two of his brothers can quit smoking he can walk away from the scratch offs.

lotsa folks are hooked !

 

[piper]

that mri machine scares the shit out of me

i cannot ever have one, it will kill me in less than 1 minute

the magnet will rip everything out of me in less than 30 seconds

the surgeons made me watch a movie about it and showed it, scary shit

i have to were a bracelet and have a card on me and my truck at all times to let ems know about my condition

 

[jokerman]

that mri machine scares the shit out of me

i cannot ever have one, it will kill me in less than 1 minute

the magnet will rip everything out of me in less than 30 seconds

the surgeons made me watch a movie about it and showed it, scary shit

i have to were a bracelet and have a card on me and my truck at all times

I have little lead in my pencil and thats it...

 

[dogzter]

damn old geezers

top of thee morning to ya

I knew it was you first post.........fuckin oldies.
One arm is news to me though that must suck big time.

 

[piper]

i feel for ya, well not feel, but ya know what i mean, i ve just met ya give it 30 seconds

 

[BubbasPlace]

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Big, I think he has ya beat...

 

[BubbasPlace]

Good morning old farts and kindly fartesses! Hugz all around, passing left! View attachment 18929194 View attachment 18929195 View attachment 18929196 View attachment 18929197

Cloudy with rain today, starting at 42F and predicted to soar to 47F during the sweltering part of today.

Jeeze Louise, discord in the air! The Portland Teachers strike settled, but we had a loud Gaza protest parade down the residential street in front of our house, replete with drums and loud shouting, though no property damage at either.

Breakfast out this morning at the Cadillac with friends and then I will be taking on the vendor billing me $900 for a $50 furnace part.

Glad to see ya here! Good morning.

Bubba P

 

[piper]

I knew it was you first post.........fuckin oldies.
One arm is news to me though that must suck big time.

i don't talk about it really on forums, people can get nasty, they think you bullshittin thru free seeds clones, your first born, hell even your mother

 

[BubbasPlace]

I have little lead in my pencil and thats it...

That's for making shopping lists....for the...wait for it, PORK store!

BP

 

[dogzter]

i don't talk about it really on forums, people can get nasty, they think you bullshittin thru free seeds clones, your first born, hell even your mother

People can suck some ass at times........be funny to feed them and then whip out your stump though.

 

[buzzmobile]

That's it? No following him out the back for a flying lesson? I mean you had a pool cue right?

It was good for a laugh.

 

[jokerman]

That's for making shopping lists....for the...wait for it, PORK store!

BP

I am currently afraid of imported Provolone cheese and its Hoover Dam effect.

 

[dogzter]

I am currently afraid of imported Provolone cheese and its Hoover Dam effect.

Look grab a nickel,I know you have one.
Hold it right next to the joint on your BONG and take a pic.........wear something nice please.

 

[jokerman]

Look grab a nickel,I know you have one.
Hold it right next to the joint on your BONG and take a pic.........wear something nice please.

will do Brother ! ty!

 

[buzzmobile]

I am currently afraid of imported Provolone cheese and its Hoover Dam effect.

Work it out with a pencil.

 

[piper]

now who has the f*cking seeds