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The Original O'l Farts Club.

Travis Kelcee

Well-known member
that’s shocking!..
I hope the new girl likes her uniform

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BrassNwood

Well-known member
Veteran
I’ve only made it with dry ice
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Hashmaster 5000.

While staind might not be able to compose pros and poetry like others I don’t think there’s anyone I know that is a better MacGyver than he is. This man can walk into a pile of garbage and drive a Cadillac out with his skills. It might not be pretty, but sure as hell runs… I think little leaf needs to change his name back to what it’s been for years… enough jabbering for me, I have a date with one more plant…

I have a question for some of Eugenius is out there. I am hanging my plants to dry in one piece and currently they’re in the house. I don’t know what my humidity is here but I’m sure it’s lower than outside. The outside humidity in my shop is at 78%.I’m trying to debate myself as to whether I should continue, Let them hang in the house or bring them outside… I know without a doubt outside will be a slower drive, so I’m thinking that’s probably the answer

777 is / was the ideal dry 7 days at 70 degrees and 70% humidity. I like more in the 65% range since we want the finish at 62-65%.

My local humidity runs low to very freeking low so I have to take special care to slow the dry and never take my eyes off of it.
Never thought of a fake account. Don't get me wrong, I got $1100 for the canoe and tubs. Wish I'd saved some, because today I got another bill for my colonoscopy. Turns out it was 'involved' and they want another $1731. :jerkit:

What I keep finding amazing is the huge margin between what the hospital bills are and what the veterans admin insurance actually pays. Usually, a 10th or less is what Tri West pays vs the billed amounts.

Offer them a bag of M&Ms. Dicker with them as the costs are inflated up the wazzoo.

I did the same thing finally trying to save it my last grow where I finally used gloves. I put all the gloves in the freezer thinking it would just chip right off or something. Notta… I ended up throwing them away 🤣
I work bare handed and keep a jar of 190 proof to dip / clean sissors and fingers in as I work. Evap off the alcohol and you have goodies.
My 1963 Datsun 320 pickup was 1200cc iron on iron 4 banger making a whopping 60 ponies and was a 4 on the tree. Standard H format and you pulled out and towards the dash and down for reverse. Old MZB used the same pattern.
'A migrant' you say? What happened to 'illegal alien' and 'foreign national'?
Invading Army is the term I like best as they are all cannon fodder aged males for the most part.
Maybe 'concentrate' them in camps and give them 'special' uniforms, then work them until they've paid of the costs to keep them until a 'final solution' is reached? Just off the top of my head. :tiphat:

Send them home with a gun and they can turn the shithole county they came from into something better rather than come to my home and sponge off of my lifetimes hard work. Screw you. They don't speak the language. They have no skills. We have all the fruit pickers we need already. WTF did they plan on doing to support themselves.

Criminal illegal alien.

Repel all boarders! Grapeshot Mr. Hastings.

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Countryboy

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Veteran
What about the gang members. What about the cost of house and feed? What about our veterans? What about our homeless? What about our infrastructure? Why are we allowing this to happen?
They'll be plenty of room in the camps. Veterans and citizens should get 'free' health care.
When I 1st moved here I saw an actual chain-gang, but that was in alabama.
 

Unca Walt

Well-known member
420club
Yeah, I have been led to believe that life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

Perusing the obituary's these days is a hoot, as the predominance of those who have died used to be at least a couple of decades older than me and now about half are younger and the older are typically a decade or less.

Sort of put things in perspective and makes the days more precious, doesn't it brother Walt.
An excellent point, GW.

I just now received word that my sister, Judy, has died. I was the youngest of three kids. Clayton was ten years older than me, and Judy was four years older than me.

It is not really sad news: My sister was ultra-liberal, and insisted on getting four vaxx hits even though the first three hospitalized her each time. She succumbed to deep dementia.

Perspective is like surround-sound; it comes from everywhere. 1/10 of a second without moving just a little, and I would have been a statistic and a dim family memory from a long time ago. All my joys and accomplishments, failures, and fun have occurred over the last half-century to fill some books.

And to watch your mother, father, brother, sister... cease to be, makes me appreciate my exquisite witch-wife, the new generations of my thread of the Family tapestry all growing in very good health. I am now the back-generation to my descendants -- several of which have gray hair or their own.

Now here is where is gets pussanal with you guys:

Clayton was Military until he died. Judy had a pottery shop (I've got some of her treasures made to order).
I live quietly now, and I am having fun ONLY because of the crucial help I've received right here.

It was because of Big connecting me with Boo 'way back in the Olden Days; and I also gotta add in the adorable Subbie sending me a "birthday" care package all of which that has enabled me to climb up out of the Owie Bin to the point where life is fun to live.

They all took chances to save a guy they never met in person. For this I am extremely grateful.
 

Unca Walt

Well-known member
420club
Yes several times ……. San Francisco used to be my 2nd most favorite city to visit.

I have no desire to to ever go back.
I went drifting down Lombard Street with three other guys in my rental Caddy.

When another guy wanted to drive down, I hopped in back and proceeded to bite washers out of the seat with my pucker-string as each curve was met. As I was sitting there shaking, the guy next to me said:

"He ain't going half as fast as you did."

LATE EDIT ADD: RedWitch and Himself were looking at a menu hanging from two thin chains in a restaurant window in San Francisco. We both suddenly felt dizzy, and then we noticed the sign inside was swaying back and forth -- we both looked at each other and said it at the same time:

"Earthquake"
 
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Travis Kelcee

Well-known member
Bastards robbed my house.


The NFL issued a security alert to team security directors and the players’ union Wednesday about organized and skilled criminals that are increasingly targeting the homes of professional athletes, including the recent burglaries of Kansas City Chiefs stars Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce, according to the memo obtained by NFL.com.


Sources say the FBI is investigating the crime wave as international organized crime. The league, the NFL Players Association and team security forces also have been monitoring the crime spree, which is believed to be tied to a South American crime syndicate. At least one other current NFL player’s home was burglarized in the past week.

“It’s legit,” said one source familiar with the situation. “It’s a transnational crime ring, and over the last three weeks, they’ve focused on NBA and NFL players, and it’s all over the country.”
 

bigsur51

On a mailtrain.
Premium user
Veteran
420club
An excellent point, GW.

I just now received word that my sister, Judy, has died. I was the youngest of three kids. Clayton was ten years older than me, and Judy was four years older than me.

It is not really sad news: My sister was ultra-liberal, and insisted on getting four vaxx hits even though the first three hospitalized her each time. She succumbed to deep dementia.

Perspective is like surround-sound; it comes from everywhere. 1/10 of a second without moving just a little, and I would have been a statistic and a dim family memory from a long time ago. All my joys and accomplishments, failures, and fun have occurred over the last half-century to fill some books.

And to watch your mother, father, brother, sister... cease to be, makes me appreciate my exquisite witch-wife, the new generations of my thread of the Family tapestry all growing in very good health. I am now the back-generation to my descendants -- several of which have gray hair or their own.

Now here is where is gets pussanal with you guys:

Clayton was Military until he died. Judy had a pottery shop (I've got some of her treasures made to order).
I live quietly now, and I am having fun ONLY because of the crucial help I've received right here.

It was because of Big connecting me with Boo 'way back in the Olden Days; and I also gotta add in the adorable Subbie sending me a "birthday" care package all of which that has enabled me to climb up out of the Owie Bin to the point where life is fun to live.

They all took chances to save a guy they never met in person. For this I am extremely grateful.


Our sincere condolences and deepest sympathies for the loss of your sister
May Judy rest in peace.

it was and is an honor to share with you Unca , I only wish I could do more

it makes me happy to know that your quality of life is better with the sacred herb

hugs to your beautiful Witchypoo and holiday blessings!..
 

oldmaninbc

Well-known member
420club
I appreciate the attempt to encourage and I try my best to find a positive side to things, it would be easier if I had someone here with me. Alas all I have is online which is a lot more then many others have but it isn't always enough. Don't worry though, I'll make it thru maybe not as nicely as I would like but I didn't make it this far by just giving up.
Hi HempKat, I bet you will find your way through this tangled emotional time. You didn't make it to old age by being a bystander to life.
 

Boo

Cabana’s bitch
Veteran
My ass is completely kicked… I’ve been cutting up large limbs and stacking and unstacking the trailer at the burn pile and I’m on the ice pack sucking wind now… I’m gonna make some lunch and then see if I can reach deep down inside and get a little bit more ass to finish the front yard… I am getting great pleasure just looking at the six plants that I trimmed in the last couple days. It’s nice when I grow starts nice and finishes. Nice… no bugs and no powdery mildew, how did I get so lucky…😁
 
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