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Unca Walt

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Oh JEEPERS! Just now saw this:

Arctic blast bringing temperatures of -50F - 78 degrees below normal - is forecast to strike West and Midwest next week​

  • An arctic blast threatens to bring temperatures of -50 degrees to large swathes of the West and Midwest next week
  • Meteorologists have said the polar vortex could sweep across the Pacific Northwest and roll into the Central and Midwest over the next five to ten days
It may be typical MSM boolsheet, but even the thought of it curdles my sperm.

sauce: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-cold-midwest-west-temperatures-forecast.html

Carumba! I wuz prescient with @OleReynard with this:

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Well then @OleReynard, yer Unca has one last bit of help: Getcher arse the hell outa Minnesota*** The only thing between you and the North Pole is a barbed wire fence... and that's blown down.

I just checked Ventusky.com -- it is 72F outside here right now. Makes a LOT of owies go away. Get down here to Floriduh and catch lobsters (no claws here) by hand. (It is cold in the ocean right now: 77 degrees.)

***"Minnesota" <-- Chippewa Injun word for "Weather sucks -- BIG wampum!"
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Sounds even worser nor my hyperbole is comin'... Take a quick vacation onna beach, here. Come home with sunburn and a shitload of sea shells.
 
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CaptainLucky

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Oh JEEPERS! Just now saw this:

Arctic blast bringing temperatures of -50F - 78 degrees below normal - is forecast to strike West and Midwest next week​

  • An arctic blast threatens to bring temperatures of -50 degrees to large swathes of the West and Midwest next week
  • Meteorologists have said the polar vortex could sweep across the Pacific Northwest and roll into the Central and Midwest over the next five to ten days
It may be typical MSM boolsheet, but even the thought of it curdles my sperm.

sauce: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-cold-midwest-west-temperatures-forecast.html

Carumba! I wuz prescient with @OleReynard with this:

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Well then @OleReynard, yer Unca has one last bit of help: Getcher arse the hell outa Minnesota*** The only thing between you and the North Pole is a barbed wire fence... and that's blown down.

I just checked Ventusky.com -- it is 72F outside here right now. Makes a LOT of owies go away. Get down here to Floriduh and catch lobsters (no claws here) by hand. (It is cold in the ocean right now: 77 degrees.)

***"Minnesota" <-- Chippewa Injun word for "Weather sucks -- BIG wampum!"
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Sounds even worser nor my hyperbole is comin'... Take a quick vacation onna beach, here. Come home with sunburn and a shitload of sea shells.
I love ❤️ Florida lobster, I used to get some in the Keys. CL🍀
 

Gypsy Nirvana

Recalcitrant Reprobate -
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All of our German Shepherds have ignored weather. They are ready anytime, any place.

Nothing as friendly as a wet dog............
Looks like there has been a wet dog 🐕 in my kitchen - ah no - it was just the boy washing up the dishes - always looks like a wet dogs been in there when it's his turn to do the washing up - the place is soaked - 😆 - floor/counter and sink area - so I said to him - 'Stop washing up like a dog's trying to dry itself' - he gave me a very perturbed look -
 

Gray Wolf

A Posse ad Esse. From Possibility to realization.
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Good morning well aged farts and fartesses! Let's start this Moonday morning off on a positive note by hugging the person or puppy you woke up next to.
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A rainy day here, starting at 40F and predicted to reach 49F.

No response from Area Heating and Cooling to my kindly letters regarding their attempted rape, so moving on to Plan C today, aka FAHC.


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bigsur51

On a mailtrain.
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Good morning…about 6 degrees here with 35 mph winds …….but cheer up , the worst has not got here yet…

been looking at grow tent kits…prices are all over from $79 dollars to $749 dollars..

I guess it’s only money eh
 

oldfogey8

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Good morning…about 6 degrees here with 35 mph winds …….but cheer up , the worst has not got here yet…

been looking at grow tent kits…prices are all over from $79 dollars to $749 dollars..

I guess it’s only money eh
The 2x4x6 tent I got for $80 is much better quality than the older tents I have. Better zippers and thicker materials. The frame is 22 mm tubes vs 1/2” on my older tents. I don’t spend a lot on this hobby so I can’t compare cheapo tents to expensive tents. Could be Hyghur vs non-Hyghur labor cost though…
 

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