The Original O'l Farts Club.

[kevinn]

Couple of inches of rain here. We needed it but the dogs were not to happy when they were sent out.

 

[Boo]

Couple of inches of rain here. We needed it but the dogs were not to happy when they were sent out.

That’s funny, my boys just love going out and getting soaking wet…

 

[Unca Walt]

That’s funny, my boys just love going out and getting soaking wet…

Nuffin like wet doggy smell (if yer goin' hunting).

 

[Unca Walt]

Oh JEEPERS! Just now saw this:

Arctic blast bringing temperatures of -50F - 78 degrees below normal - is forecast to strike West and Midwest next week​

• An arctic blast threatens to bring temperatures of -50 degrees to large swathes of the West and Midwest next week
• Meteorologists have said the polar vortex could sweep across the Pacific Northwest and roll into the Central and Midwest over the next five to ten days

It may be typical MSM boolsheet, but even the thought of it curdles my sperm.

sauce: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-cold-midwest-west-temperatures-forecast.html

Carumba! I wuz prescient with @OleReynard with this:

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Well then @OleReynard, yer Unca has one last bit of help: Getcher arse the hell outa Minnesota*** The only thing between you and the North Pole is a barbed wire fence... and that's blown down.

I just checked Ventusky.com -- it is 72F outside here right now. Makes a LOT of owies go away. Get down here to Floriduh and catch lobsters (no claws here) by hand. (It is cold in the ocean right now: 77 degrees.)

***"Minnesota" <-- Chippewa Injun word for "Weather sucks -- BIG wampum!"
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Sounds even worser nor my hyperbole is comin'... Take a quick vacation onna beach, here. Come home with sunburn and a shitload of sea shells.

 

[buzzmobile]

I resemble my cousin Boscoe de Gama

He made my childhood better.

 

[CaptainLucky]

Oh JEEPERS! Just now saw this:

Arctic blast bringing temperatures of -50F - 78 degrees below normal - is forecast to strike West and Midwest next week​

• An arctic blast threatens to bring temperatures of -50 degrees to large swathes of the West and Midwest next week
• Meteorologists have said the polar vortex could sweep across the Pacific Northwest and roll into the Central and Midwest over the next five to ten days

It may be typical MSM boolsheet, but even the thought of it curdles my sperm.

sauce: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-cold-midwest-west-temperatures-forecast.html

Carumba! I wuz prescient with @OleReynard with this:

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Well then @OleReynard, yer Unca has one last bit of help: Getcher arse the hell outa Minnesota*** The only thing between you and the North Pole is a barbed wire fence... and that's blown down.

I just checked Ventusky.com -- it is 72F outside here right now. Makes a LOT of owies go away. Get down here to Floriduh and catch lobsters (no claws here) by hand. (It is cold in the ocean right now: 77 degrees.)

***"Minnesota" <-- Chippewa Injun word for "Weather sucks -- BIG wampum!"
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Sounds even worser nor my hyperbole is comin'... Take a quick vacation onna beach, here. Come home with sunburn and a shitload of sea shells.

I love Florida lobster, I used to get some in the Keys. CL

 

[Gray Wolf]

That’s funny, my boys just love going out and getting soaking wet…

All of our German Shepherds have ignored weather. They are ready anytime, any place.

Nuffin like wet doggy smell (if yer goin' hunting).

Nothing as friendly as a wet dog............

 

[buzzmobile]

I love Florida lobster, I used to get some in the Keys. CL

I learned about bully netting them at night when I was a ranger at Pennekamp. Much easier than snorkeling/diving for them.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

All of our German Shepherds have ignored weather. They are ready anytime, any place.

Nothing as friendly as a wet dog............

Looks like there has been a wet dog in my kitchen - ah no - it was just the boy washing up the dishes - always looks like a wet dogs been in there when it's his turn to do the washing up - the place is soaked - - floor/counter and sink area - so I said to him - 'Stop washing up like a dog's trying to dry itself' - he gave me a very perturbed look -

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning well aged farts and fartesses! Let's start this Moonday morning off on a positive note by hugging the person or puppy you woke up next to.

A rainy day here, starting at 40F and predicted to reach 49F.

No response from Area Heating and Cooling to my kindly letters regarding their attempted rape, so moving on to Plan C today, aka FAHC.

 

[dogzter]

Wolves came down last night and were raising all kinds of ruckus.
Really gets the horses riled up.
On a side note warren Sapp is a complete asshole.
I took him fishing for money a couple times and refused any further offers after being around him.

 

[buzzmobile]

I took him fishing for money a couple times and refused any further offers after being around him.

Nothing worse than an asshole on a boat.

 

[CaptainLucky]

I learned about bully netting them at night when I was a ranger at Pennekamp. Much easier than snorkeling/diving for them.

I didn’t even know that was legal at night but I had a Fish Cop tell me a couple of spots in Marathon where to go. I hated the frickn traffic leaving when the season ended. Smh CL

 

[dogzter]

Old Florida is long dead replaced by............worse.

 

[buzzmobile]

I hated the frickn traffic leaving when the season ended.

The opening of recreational lobster season was not a fun time for the folks in ranger uniforms.

 

[CaptainLucky]

Wolves came down last night and were raising all kinds of ruckus.
Really gets the horses riled up.
On a side note warren Sapp is a complete asshole.
I took him fishing for money a couple times and refused any further offers after being around him.

He might be an asshole but he was a great player. Not in the 85 Bears level but still good. CL

 

[buzzmobile]

He might be an asshole but he was a great player.

Definitely a great player, but as a Seminole fan there is another reason I consider him to be an ahole... that uniform! Ugh.

Bless his heart.

 

[bigsur51]

Good morning…about 6 degrees here with 35 mph winds …….but cheer up , the worst has not got here yet…

been looking at grow tent kits…prices are all over from $79 dollars to $749 dollars..

I guess it’s only money eh

 

[CaptainLucky]

Definitely a great player, but as a Seminole fan there is another reason I consider him to be an ahole... that uniform! Ugh.
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Bless his heart.

Semen hole fan? Lmao Go Gators . CL

 

[oldfogey8]

Good morning…about 6 degrees here with 35 mph winds …….but cheer up , the worst has not got here yet…

been looking at grow tent kits…prices are all over from $79 dollars to $749 dollars..

I guess it’s only money eh

The 2x4x6 tent I got for $80 is much better quality than the older tents I have. Better zippers and thicker materials. The frame is 22 mm tubes vs 1/2” on my older tents. I don’t spend a lot on this hobby so I can’t compare cheapo tents to expensive tents. Could be Hyghur vs non-Hyghur labor cost though…