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The Original O'l Farts Club.

Old Uncle Ben

Well-known member
Momma that number looks like a camel no filter!

Girlfriend and I took 2 hits of Hazeman's Monkey Balls and were "mellow" to say the least. Shit is strong. Is like gum, just sticky and so frickin' smelly!

I've been rolling joints with papers using a dollar bill since the 60's. Stuffed one of the pre-made fill er up gizmos recently, a first. Turned out really nice. Preference is a bong though.

Girlfriend loves the Ulu knife set I worked on for her for a Christmas gift. Works great for prepping weed to smoke.

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Go Dallas Cowboys!
 

BrassNwood

Well-known member
Veteran
howdy fellow old farts. I will be 70 in June .My fondest hash memories are from the late 60s
The smell , colour and texture of Blond and Red Leb were my obsession . I stopped smoking in my 20s when the only hash available was black and I disliked the stone. About 20 years ago I started growing my own weed and trying to replicate the blond leb of my past ......... with medium results. If we use beer, wine and hard liquor as levels of hash purity , I am a beer lover , sift is my preference with all the terps.
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Dry Ice power shaken
G'Afternoon, y'all. Taking a break from working in the garage. Having beef stew as my b-day dinner...
Happy Birthday.
 

Unca Walt

Well-known member
420club
Click on recover password bro.

Smoke one first though.
Clicked on recover password. 18 Fckn times. VERBOTEN. Gets you absolutely NO fargin WHERE. It does NOT "recover" your password. It gives you a temporary one that looks like a wallet for bitcoin.

Insert that nice, new password... where? It will not allow me to sign in to Unca Walt because Unca Walt got changed to [email protected] by the rogue fukking software without input from me. "Unca Walt" ain't history... it ain't even archives.

And guess whut? "[email protected]" is NOT AVAILABLE so I cannot get the arcane fukking wallet password they insist on giving me to be accepted. And I cannot light up "Unca Walt" or "Unca Walt100" or even "Stick It To Unca Walt".

I know yer tryin' exoticrobotic, but it ain't 1-2-3-4. IT AIN'T CLICKABLE UNDER ANY GODDAMN COMBINATION THEIR SOFTWARE ALLOWS ME TO CLICK.

The software says I gotta have eggs. But it also says I ain't got no chicken.

Then it says, take the chicken (which I do not got) and get the egg from it.

Or, get the egg from the rooster which the software happily gives you, and use it to grow a chicken. Ain't allowed to touch the original chicken. But, but... ONLY the original chicken will take the rooster egg. Cock-blocked in every sense of the term.

But you can easily get the original chicken lit up... Just enter the ORIGINAL fukking password that you don't fukking have, and you are all set. <-- Which is the problem in the very first place.

I do not have the fukking original password. All I have to do is remember it, and I will then have it. Until then, I cannot get up to bat. Hell, I cannot get into the fargin dugout.
 
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Boo

Cabana’s bitch
Veteran
john lynch was and is a class act, unlike that silverback sapp...great ball player, lousy human being...

years ago Rainman chased a bobcat up a pole but the cat didn't stay up there long...he came flying down and jumped the fence and then jumped back to my side and landed on Rainmans head...I thought for sure Rainman was toast but after about 10 seconds the cat began to howl and the dog began to gut him...I could hear his teeth grinding on the asphault as he went to work...
 
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