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BumSplodgeBrownPants

Well-known member
So, where did you learn french......from your mother.....??

No, my friends sister. She was a french teacher.

Quite a good one.

I managed to go into a pharmacy in France once and ask for some drops for my itchy "eggs" instead of my eyes, then I told the woman behind the counter that I loved her.

The wife may have been doubled up with laughter at that point. So I got away with it. :greenstars: :good:
 

Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
Premium user
Funny story if I get this right. When my daughter was a senior in HS the school always gave a pep rally before the game.

This year the senior Football players were marched into the gym blindfolded and told that they each got to kiss one of the Cheerleaders. The game was to figure out which Cheerleader it was that they kissed. Sound like fun. The whole student body though so.

Keep in mind they were blindfolded.......Couple of the guys really got carried away and really got carried away with their kissing technique. Since my daughter was a cheerleader Mrs Pute and I were in on what was about to happen.

The whole gym exploded in laughter when the Players MOTHER was the one getting kissed. You should have seen the face of the football player when he removed his blindfold and he realized he had just kissed his mother.

That was 1997 and I haven't laughed as hare since that day.
 

oldmaninbc

Well-known member
420club
good morning peoples...storm left a few limbs down but all it well...genset has been running since yesterday afternoon...I'm afraid to look at my fuel level...a 20 hp Honda eats propane...
I seen photos of lots of property damage and my understanding some people have died.

It's good for your particular situation you have escaped the worst, you and your furry family are safe.
I hope it is all over for you and you can get back to your health needs.
 

Unca Walt

Well-known member
420club
As a Plumbers son I cant wrap my brain around that.
As an electrician to me it's a pumping station nightmare.
Sounds like too much can go wrong
I had worked in sewerage treatment plants earlier in my career and always knew when corn was on sale.
I dunno if these pipes are a problem or somewhat of a fix... I got to stand on a short motor-traffic bridge over there, and look down at the river below.

It was not water. It was a fast-flowing river of raw sewage.
 
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