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Boo

Cabana’s bitch
Veteran
Yessir, I worked the show at union wage and went downstairs to meet Jimi and the band… I didn’t have a grasp on exactly how cool that moment was in my life when it occurred. Years later, I realized I was in rare air that night… I also worked with Ravi Shankar and Leonard Bernstein who is my uncle…
 

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Boo

Cabana’s bitch
Veteran
I am out on the back porch firing rounds out of my new weapons. I put a blue laser on the FX nine and with the suppressor it is a wicked little piece… It doesn’t take but a couple seconds to rip 32 round magazine out the end of that gun. I have blown a 6 inch fence post out of the ground in the last year just by plinking off the porch… Check out the magnetic charging system for the lithium battery in the laser
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Boo

Cabana’s bitch
Veteran
I’ve had it hanging on the wall at one place or another since 1968 and it’s getting the look very tattered but what you see there are pictures of what it looks like today. I really do need to do something with it before it deteriorates beyond recognition, I spent a lot of time at the theaters and Madison Square Garden in New York when I was young… my family had a very well recognized name on Broadway and on television as well. I was on TV multiple times as a child… and look at where it got me…😆
 

Sun&Soil

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I’ve had it hanging on the wall at one place or another since 1968 and it’s getting the look very tattered but what you see there are pictures of what it looks like today. I really do need to do something with it before it deteriorates beyond recognition, I spent a lot of time at the theaters and Madison Square Garden in New York when I was young… my family had a very well recognized name on Broadway and on television as well. I was on TV multiple times as a child… and look at where it got me…😆
We all end up in the same place at some point. Not all of us can say they met Hendrix though.
 

Unca Walt

Well-known member
420club
Well..........turns out today is the start of hell.
No sugar in my coffee no carbs at all no eating after noon.
I am as bitter as this fuckin coffee is about it.........I feel a giant tantrum coming on.
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I useta bitch becuz I had no shoes... until I met a man who had no class.;)

For over half a fargin century, my salvation in the morning was au naturel strong black coffee.

And then a fargin door slammed shut, and I have made coffee for my Red Witch every morning, and for Puck and Scooter when they visit... but not one single teaspoon has gone my way.

As I type this, I have a stein full of chicken broth. 😵‍💫 TINS <-- My replacement for verboten coffee.

We just gotta suck it up and keep marchin', bro.
 

Unca Walt

Well-known member
420club
Yep - our bodies were made to work - so if you just sit around all day - gradually the muscles will atrophy - until you can't even stand up no more -
- exercise is the best medicine! - (now drop and give me 20 - lol)
You are spot on Gypsy.

But for those who have execration for doctors... Understand that the only reason you are reading this is because they extended your life.

WOW! Unca, that is some heavy shit. Better back it up.

OK. [/Himself]

Mankind had a breakthrough in medicine as a result of all that was learned by the utter carnage of the American Civil War and Europe in the mid-late 19th century.

Intruments were invented. Techniques for treating wounds and illness were developed. Medical schools became centers of knowledge disseminated to those willing and able to face the misery and problems of others.

This is the result:
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Note the straightness of the green (American) line since 1870. Mechanization made more food available -- although starvation per se was not the main cause of human death the fifty centuries prior to 1870. It was the dawn of sanitation.

For an example of the crudity/ignorance of the medical types in the US Civil War, surgeons would sharpen their knives on their boot soles. <-- TINS.

They just didn't know. But as time went on, they learned... and knowledge and lifespan grew.

In some areas, the (real) doctors are most ricky-tick at the level of the Civil War doctors in knowing what to do to extend the life of a body that was designed to peak at 43 years of age.

But at least acknowledge that you, personally, almost certainly would not be alive to read this except the the dedication and skill and knowledge of several doctors.

Like we useta say: There It Is.

PS: We all know that the medical profession is in the same condition as our economy -- using up all the dwindling reserves of real worth. Medical schools are teaching Zir/Zim bullshit now, and the real doctors -- the ones that actually saved your life and mine -- have dropped out, or are about to drop out of the shyster ruin of hospital bean counters.
 
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Unca Walt

Well-known member
420club
Right wrist is so bad can't throw a ball can't pull back a bow anymore.
Don't give up bow hunting -- here's your Unca to the fargin rescue.

I was a bow hunter for years... until my shot up shoulder came apart and had to be replaced with titanium and big lag bolts.

I could no longer draw back and hold.

A little piece of paper in my wallet was instrumental in me getting my best buck (mounted on the wall in my living room). The good news:

You can hunt in bow season with a crossbow. TINS Just get a doctor's note, and you will be issued a Special Game License. Permanent.

And you will become a far better shot -- this is at 40 fargin yards -- I could put it in your eye at that range... every fargin time:
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Unca Walt

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420club
Yes I was wondering too does she say any words? I had a friend that had a talking bird, I think it was a mynah bird anyways it was black and could talk and laugh really great. I think I peed my pants once laughing so hard with it while stoned
When I wuz a little kid, my father took us to the Palisades on the Hudson River to watch a thundering fleet of bombers and fighters fly over. Then we went to someone's house there, and there was a crow in a big cage outside.

I was allowed to feed him a raspberry from a nearby bush, and was told to ask him what he was. It went this way:

5-year old me: "What are you?"

Crow: "I'm a crow!"

Me: "What is your name?"

Crow: "My name is Jimmy The Crow!"

What an amazing day. And I was allowed to pick and eat all the red raspberries I wanted.
 

Gray Wolf

A Posse ad Esse. From Possibility to realization.
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ICMag Donor
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Good morning venerable flatulent ones!
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Mucho rain starting at 40F and predicted to reach 46F.

An empty calendar but looks like I will be resealing the downstairs bathtub enclosure. We put in faux marble when we remodeled a couple decades ago, and this will be the third time I've had to recaulk the bottom joint. All of the vertical joints stay pristine, but for some reason the lower one continues to fail..........
 

bigsur51

On a mailtrain.
Premium user
Veteran
420club
good morning

a balmy 11 degrees out here on the prairies of eastern Colorado , 55 miles from the Kansas border

there is a town about 60 miles north of us and they are madder than hornets…

seems the city council worked out a deal to bring in over 300 people from the border and house them at an old prison that was shut down a few years ago

lots of unrest across the land

me?….since there is no rest for the wicked , and the righteous don’t need any , I will smoke some flowers and bring some world peace into this small spot n the planet

coffee , weed , and world peace are my goals for the day
 

jokerman

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Yessir, I worked the show at union wage and went downstairs to meet Jimi and the band… I didn’t have a grasp on exactly how cool that moment was in my life when it occurred. Years later, I realized I was in rare air that night… I also worked with Ravi Shankar and Leonard Bernstein who is my uncle…
Good Morning Folks.
If it was a little later in life Boo .you would have met Norah Jones Ravi's daughter, She would fall in love ,and b4 you know it you would be getting sitar lessons from her dad .
Never know ,years later you would have had the contract to paint the Taj Mahal.
My Jimi Hendrix story is the husband of my Buddys acct is a nuclear physicist.
Works for Brookhaven Lab and is 78. Got a pony tail.
His claim to fame was when he was in college he was the limo driver at a gig Jimi was doing.
He kinda said that in a autoreactive manner as we were sitting outside to smoke pot.
Immediately ,regardless of his education I knew he was fluent in douche.
So ,I got the rock star so stoned on AK47 he had to leave the party after a half hour.
He had to have his wife drive him home.
Its been said ,he left saying " What ever it is , that weed it put a spell on me"
 

CaptainLucky

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Some blizzard aye

Hows one get a hold of Lemon Betty round here. Have seen so much about her and have never heard her before now
It dropped over 2’ of snow ❄️ in 24 hours with 40-60- windchills. I was on the other side of the City and all public transportation stopped. I had to walk a couple miles but the worst part was I wasn’t dressed for it. CL🍀
 

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jokerman

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I'm afraid it's taken over all of society. I'll be suprised if you find corporate to be any better. This shiit is starting to run deep.
The doosh runs deep in America.
I LOVE ,ADORE ,RESPECT MOMS.
They may be part of the problem.
Their nipples ache when they see what they think is injustice to the fruit of their loins.
Mothers spoil the shit out of them making useless creatures.
They in turn are set out on society.
Fathers are needed to step in ,make men out of boys.
 

jokerman

Well-known member
Premium user
It dropped over 2’ of snow ❄️ in 24 hours with 40-60- windchills. I was on the other side of the City and all public transportation stopped. I had to walk a couple miles but the worst part was I wasn’t dressed for it. CL🍀
I suggest you speak to Pute about the advantages and the disadvantages of not having appropriate head and footwear.
We almost had a thread of "Appropriate head and Footwear" on the last group I was with but no one knew how to spell appropriate.
 

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