The Original O'l Farts Club.

[dogzter]

Bubba and Baby were alone for 7 hours today the longest of their lives.
No mess or damage when we got home but all 5 food bowls were empty.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Good Morn'in - to all the old farts - and fartesses -

Still kinda dark here - before dawn at 5.39am - but not so dark with what looks like a full moon out there - brightening things up - just took the mutt pup out for a good long wee - now it's just me sitting on my balcony - 'Under the Moon Above (of love) ' - the pup is more interested in his cute pink and squeaky chew toy - which we say is his new GF - since he's very attracted to it -

 

[Boo]

mmm, snacks...

 

[cola]

MSN

Coffee is GOOD for you - 3 cups show significant HEART health

 

[cola]

Steve Marriott: Some say HE was the innovator. His voice copied by Robert Plant. Seemingly washed out b4 his time ..

 

[Farmer John]

Was a beautiful full moon/super moon with partial eclipse and all. We were on an island near Helsinki sleeping by the bonfire and dropping some great acid. Have a great day all!

 

[cola]

Good Morning All (OF's):

Wishing each and every one of you, a pleasant morning, wonderful day, and outstanding evening.
I am currently pretty tied up with projects and work, so wanted to start with a daily check in hello.
Today is duly considered a "hump day". So, I hope and trust all of us will get over any big humps!

See you all tomorrow (again)!

 

[cola]

Ray & The Raelettes to jazz up your morning cuppa ..

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning brothers and sisters of the eloquently aged poot!

A partially cloudy day starting at 56F and predicted to reach 73F.

!@#$%^&*(_)+ Squirrels are eating my tomatoes as they rippen. Last year I trapped and relocated five without relief, sooooo it looks like I can't grow tomatoes in that garden without an all-out war with the local tree rodents.

Next year I will try a spot in the front rose garden........................

 

[Gray Wolf]

Kudos and accolades to Vitamix. Mine is out of warranty and died on me, but Vitamix agreed to fix it with my only expense being shipping.

 

[Unca Walt]

Walt how’s your ticker doing? Any more episodes?

Subbie Dear -- Whut I gots is a continual, "bump, bump., biddity biddity, bump, bump, biddity, bump".

The "biddity biddity" part is a permanent thing from now on. Sorta happens all the time.

The meds I take are to keep it from going, "bump...biddybiddybiddybiddybiddy..." So I am sorta on an edge that I am not supposed to go over.

On the plus side, it don't hurt.

I have adjusted to it. Ain't nowhere as bad as being shot. That sucked. Or run over. THAT really sucked. Or having to listen to Lawrence Welk saying, "Pa-lay that funky music, black boy!"

 

[jokerman]

I spent today and part of the yesterday mowing the yard. This rain has done wonders for my plants… this is a good part of the front yard View attachment 19068272 View attachment 19068273

Holy shit thats a lot to plow

 

[jokerman]

I guess it’s time to replace mine. Just have to find one. I want a good one with good carbon and a good casing. Do you have a favorite? Good day to you old man.

AC Infinity IMHO all the way

 

[jokerman]

Subbie Dear -- Whut I gots is a continual, "bump, bump., biddity biddity, bump, bump, biddity, bump".

The "biddity biddity" part is a permanent thing from now on. Sorta happens all the time.

The meds I take are to keep it from going, "bump...biddybiddybiddybiddybiddy..." So I am sorta on an edge that I am not supposed to go over.

On the plus side, it don't hurt.

I have adjusted to it. Ain't nowhere as bad as being shot. That sucked. Or run over. THAT really sucked. Or having to listen to Lawrence Welk saying, "Pa-lay that funky music, black boy!"

you may have your colors mixed up Unc
Wasn't easy keeping these hooligans in line.
Welcome back

 

[jokerman]

Kudos and accolades to Vitamix. Mine is out of warranty and died on me, but Vitamix agreed to fix it with my only expense being shipping.

Nice GW
because it wasnt cheap to begin with

 

[Unca Walt]

Think I deserve some general Gao's chicken. 6 miles walked.

If you ever see a place selling General Tso's Chicken**... or Chop Suey... you are being pranked by the Chinese.

**As in:

General Tso's chicken - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Learn this phrase in Mandarin: "Tso ni!" <-- Literally: "Fuck you!" So "General Tso" is "General Fuck".

And Chop Suey is literally "kitchen garbage".

TINS, Pilgrims. From your Mandarin-slingin' Unca Walt

And for those who would call Chinese by some slur, they ALL have one for us: "Da-bz". <-- BIG NOSE!

Ain't language fun. <-- A Temple Street (Yale) cachet: "fun" in Mandarin translates to "shit". <-- TINS

 

[jokerman]

She did,we did and all's probably going to be well.
Thanks for the well wishes everyone was a exciting day.
Rained all day as well but home now and boy are we whipped

Great news!
Now rub Her feet you sexy bastard and make nice

 

[Unca Walt]

I haven't had a land line in years. They still have them? Wow....Do you have the one that has what the other person say on your phone. I could use that.

Nope. It is just a phone-phone. No pictures. Lotta buttons.

 

[OleReynard]

I just bought what they had at the now out of business grow store. It's called the Can-Lite 9000 fits a 4" inline fan. This one is made from plastic, seemed to work OK last crop. From now on I would have to travel one and half hours to an out of town grow shop to buy one or buy it online.

OldMan don't you have a hardware store close by, in line furnace duct fan comes in 4 and 6 inch.
These have lasted 3-4 years

 

[jokerman]

If you ever see a place selling General Tso's Chicken**... or Chop Suey... you are being pranked by the Chinese.

**As in:

General Tso's chicken - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Learn this phrase in Mandarin: "Tso ni!" <-- Literally: "Fuck you!" So "General Tso" is "General Fuck".

And Chop Suey is literally "kitchen garbage".

TINS, Pilgrims. From your Mandarin-slingin' Unca Walt

And for those who would call Chinese by some slur, they ALL have one for us: "Da-bz". <-- BIG NOSE!

Ain't language fun. <-- A Temple Street (Yale) cachet: "fun" in Mandarin translates to "shit". <-- TINS

I have eatin my way thru Chinese New Year in NY China town .
Considering what Italians eat Im ok with it