The Original O'l Farts Club.

[dogzter]

Nephrologist and primary doc recommended conflicting dietary rules.
One says all meat and veg no carbs whenever I want.
The other says low protein with a 4 hour food window and 20 hours fasting daily.
1 gram protein per kilo bodyweight MAX.
I also take meds 4 times a day that require food in the belly or I yak it up.
Not exactly sure which is the answer as frankly I don't see the need.
I am not diabetic or overweight.
I have severe osteoporosis and my kidneys failed a year ago from taking forteo which literally killed me.
Efg function is only back to 44 so much better than the complete failure it was but it has plateaued where it is now in recovery.
Labs are good cept for elevated creatine in my urine.
Lift weights 3 days on1 day off and eat whole foods we prepare at home.
Nothing frozen or premade meals.
No soda or candy and very little sugar already............so many swearwords right now.

 

[Putembk]

Nephrologist and primary doc recommended conflicting dietary rules.
One says all meat and veg no carbs whenever I want.
The other says low protein with a 4 hour food window and 20 hours fasting daily.
1 gram protein per kilo bodyweight MAX.
I also take meds 4 times a day that require food in the belly or I yak it up.
Not exactly sure which is the answer as frankly I don't see the need.
I am not diabetic or overweight.
I have severe osteoporosis and my kidneys failed a year ago from taking forteo which literally killed me.
Efg function is only back to 44 so much better than the complete failure it was but it has plateaued where it is now in recovery.
Labs are good cept for elevated creatine in my urine.
Lift weights 3 days on1 day off and eat whole foods we prepare at home.
Nothing frozen or premade meals.
No soda or candy and very little sugar already............so many swearwords right now.

Wow Dog. I had no idea! Isn't getting old fun. Take care of yourself the best you can. I don't totally trust our medical system anymore. Sign of things to come

 

[CaptainLucky]

I listened to Cousin Brucie

"Sometimes the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few " Spock

Larry Lujack was the big man for WLS. CL

 

[Boo]

I'm going thru the same thing dog, my nephrologyst told me Tuesday my EFG function is going up and is approaching 60...it was down to 30 less than a year ago...diet is what got me back in the saddle...salt and all pre made crap is what's killing people...I was surprised when he told me zero protein in the urine...I'm thrilled that things are going so well...MRI shortly to confirm the cancer hasn't come back...dog, I had no idea you were as fucked up as I am...welcome to the infirmary brother...

 

[CaptainLucky]

Another day in the books. Last nice day in the foreseeable future. Living inside is part of life in a cold weather state for me now days.

I used to ski, snowmobile and snowshoe...those days are gone.

I don’t go out in the cold unless it’s absolutely necessary and then I bitch about it the whole time. lol CL

 

[Boo]

cold is for folks that don't live in florida...

 

[Sun&Soil]

The colder the better. I don't deal with heat and humidity all that well.

 

[Sun&Soil]

@Boo run into any troubles getting your new plant moved or did it go smooth?

 

[OleReynard]

Larry Lujack was the big man for WLS. CL

Bob Sterot 1974
I grew up in a small NW Illinois Mississippi River town

 

[OleReynard]

The colder the better. I don't deal with heat and humidity all that well.

That's why I moved to Mn

 

[CaptainLucky]

The colder the better. I don't deal with heat and humidity all that well.

I got frostbite from the blizzard of 79 and whenever it’s cold my fingers n toes hurt bad. I dispise the cold! CL

 

[CaptainLucky]

Bob Sterot 1974
I grew up in a small NW Illinois Mississippi River town

Grew up on the Southside of Chicago and it was a great time n place to be in the city. CL

 

[Old Uncle Ben]

Well I made it to 2024. I'm 74 and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!!

I still haven’t found out who let the dogs out... where’s the beef... how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps.. .why all flavors of Fruit Loops taste exactly the same... how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop... why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails... why “abbreviated” is such a long word... why there is a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and why you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” (where’s that extra penny going??)... why The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why you just tried to sing those two previous songs... what exactly Victoria’s secret is... and where's Waldo?... Can you hear me now?... Does anybody really know what time it is? … and do you really think I am this witty?

take care ya old pHarts and just remember the good ol dayz........

 

[Putembk]

What the uck are you guys talking about ??????????????

Bunch of Floridians...I think.

 

[Putembk]

Well I made it to 2024. I'm 74 and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!!

I still haven’t found out who let the dogs out... where’s the beef... how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps.. .why all flavors of Fruit Loops taste exactly the same... how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop... why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails... why “abbreviated” is such a long word... why there is a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and why you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” (where’s that extra penny going??)... why The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why you just tried to sing those two previous songs... what exactly Victoria’s secret is... and where's Waldo?... Can you hear me now?... Does anybody really know what time it is? … and do you really think I am this witty?



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take care ya old pHarts and just remember the good ol dayz........

Best post I have read in months. Thanks....now I have to think about it!

 

[Boo]

as chicago sang in one of terry caff's songs, does anybody really care...

 

[CaptainLucky]

Well I made it to 2024. I'm 74 and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!!

I still haven’t found out who let the dogs out... where’s the beef... how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps.. .why all flavors of Fruit Loops taste exactly the same... how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop... why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails... why “abbreviated” is such a long word... why there is a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and why you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” (where’s that extra penny going??)... why The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why you just tried to sing those two previous songs... what exactly Victoria’s secret is... and where's Waldo?... Can you hear me now?... Does anybody really know what time it is? … and do you really think I am this witty?



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take care ya old pHarts and just remember the good ol dayz........

The entire class was just found chasing Sarah around the playground. lol CL

 

[CaptainLucky]

as chicago sang in one of terry caff's songs, does anybody really care...

Helluva guitar player,singer and songwriter who was the best person in the band. CL

 

[Putembk]

Still laughing at Ben's post.

 

[Boo]

^^^easily amused...