The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Putembk]

I was married once before. She got pregnant. Only one problem. It wasn't mine and she said it was. Turns out my best friend was banging her while I was at Basic Training. When the kid showed up 3 months early and weighed 8 lbs ....... well I was pissed.

I left and never looked back. She died this summer. I do have a relationship with the kid. Saw him a few months ago. He has my name and we both know who his dad is.

Needless to say I haven't spoken to the dad.

 

[Boo]

Dogs, I’ve got no need for a cat or the ability to have one…Ivan would eat a cat in a heartbeat…I’ve got a feral cat out in the barn…that cat puckers it’s asshole when Ivan comes around…S&S, next time I visit my sister in Vermont you may find me on your front porch…I don’t go there often but you’re on the list to stop bye and meet up… I will have the boys, so we need to do something about Stella…

 

[Putembk]

zero meds , zero prescriptions …last doc told me at my age most people are on 5-6 meds

i told him it was the weed and the psilocybin

he asked me if I could hook him up with some shrooms cause he has always wanted to try them…tins

and then he was called into the emergency room when a fresh ambulance pulled up….so yeah , he never got to try them…

Wow, no meds.....superman. However I do recall you spent a bit of time in a dentist chair this year. No meds? ha ha!

 

[dogzter]

Wow, no meds.....superman. However I do recall you spent a bit of time in a dentist chair this year. No meds? ha ha!

They need some vertical handles on the dentists chair arms for cranking on.

 

[bigsur51]

Wow, no meds.....superman. However I do recall you spent a bit of time in a dentist chair this year. No meds? ha ha!

take that!…


well doh , rip out 22 teeth and dam right I am gonna take some Vicodin and percosets , the key word here is temporary , like 2 weeks

so yeah , the pain is gone and so are the opiates….in the fridge in case of emergency , we like to keep a few pain pills around the house , it is a 60 mile drive one way to the nearest hospital and I might need something to hold me over until I get to the ER

doc asked me if I was taking any blood pressure meds?
any cholesterol meds?
any anti inflammatory meds?

no no no no and more no’s

The statistics on medication usage among elderly patients in the US are eye-opening: more than one-third of prescriptions drugs used in the US are taken by elderly patients; the ambulatory elderly fill between 9-13 prescriptions a year (including new prescriptions and refills); the average elderly patient is taking more than five prescription medications; the average nursing home patient is taking seven medications.

How Many Pills Do Your Elderly Patients Take Each Day?

Adverse drug reactions, the "prescription cascade," and the risks to elderly patients in the age of polypharmacy.

www.hcplive.com

 

[OleReynard]

Mine wasn't that extreme but l had 9 teeth pulled and 8 fillings in the same day.

 

[Boo]

the best I can do is 8 full crowns in 3 consecutive days...I inhaled enough nitrous oxide to run a funny car for a week...

 

[kevinn]

Dogs, I’ve got no need for a cat or the ability to have one…Ivan would eat a cat in a heartbeat…I’ve got a feral cat out in the barn…that cat puckers it’s asshole when Ivan comes around…S&S, next time I visit my sister in Vermont you may find me on your front porch…I don’t go there often but you’re on the list to stop bye and meet up… I will have the boys, so we need to do something about Stella…

You have a place to stop overnight half way there !!

 

[jokerman]

 

[jokerman]

Its still the season

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged​

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ..
10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

 

[Boo]

You have a place to stop overnight half way there !!

now that you mention it Kev, there's a few folks on the right coast that I would love to meet before I leave these old bones behind...you'd be the perfect location to stop...appreciate the offer...

 

[Boo]

just a quick note about this old mans health report today...the nephrologyst sat me down and discussed my recent blood work earlier today...seems my kidneys have decided to heal up with the help of clean living and righteous eating...the numbers that reveal the kidneys health have elevated themselves to near normal levels...doc says he's got no need to see me for another year...great, my guts are ready for a long life but the body is a total wreck but I carry on...

 

[Putembk]

Watching football and taking in the events of the day.
Cold out but my head is pleasingly plump.

 

[ramblinman]

Good night folks

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

There was quite a bit of disappointment this morning amongst the family - the health club which we are members of decided to close the pool for an unspecified amount of time - so I'm looking to swap health clubs - so as to be able to use a clean swimming pool myself and for the kids too - problem is that it takes 3 months to get out of the current contract - and it might take our current gym/health club up to 3 months to get the pool fixed - so that'll leave us without the swimming and aqua aerobics - that has become a staple of our workouts - for possibly a long while - unless we fork out the extra expense to join the new club with a working pool now - while still paying for the club with a broken pool - oh decisions-decisions - sometimes life seems to throw you an awkward hand - which can be good - especially if you can find some greater understanding because of it - and learn to make things better - somehow -

- ahh but my meagre problems pale in comparison to those gone before on these British Isles -

Happy New Year to all ICMAG members and visitors -

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning brothers and sisters!

A rainy day here starting at 43F and predicted to rise to 53F.

An blank calendar open to chicanery and wanton debauchery. Let the good times roll!

 

[jokerman]

Good Morning Folks
40 and cloudy

 

[jokerman]

Good morning brothers and sisters! View attachment 18939708 View attachment 18939709

A rainy day here starting at 43F and predicted to rise to 53F.

An blank calendar open to chicanery and wanton debauchery. Let the good times roll! View attachment 18939710

Im in after my morning constitutional

 

[SubGirl]

just a quick note about this old mans health report today...the nephrologyst sat me down and discussed my recent blood work earlier today...seems my kidneys have decided to heal up with the help of clean living and righteous eating...the numbers that reveal the kidneys health have elevated themselves to near normal levels...doc says he's got no need to see me for another year...great, my guts are ready for a long life but the body is a total wreck but I carry on...

That’s good news boo.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

At this time of year - it is customary to make a New Year's Resolution - with us older generation it's usually ' I just want to live another year with the quality in life - I have grown to enjoy' - or something along those lines -

Often people will swear to going on a diet/exercise regime - quitting coffee or sweets or something else they might deem bad for themselves -

So let's hear what your own New Year's Resolution would be - if you can be resolute enough to see it through for a whole year -