The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Unca Walt]

These are the before and after photos, I forgot to post. There has been zero cleaning up with the scissors and I see maybe five minutes worth of trim work on them and we’re done.

That is flat out fantastic. You oughta buy stock in that spinner thingy company, bucuz everybody here with aching pingles is gonna want one.

 

[jokerman]

The garlic was unharmed........whew!

Someone needs to write a book about you!
If "Fifty Shades" sold 40 million think of what your book could do!
You would need a manager

 

[oldmaninbc]

The garlic was unharmed........whew!

That must have got your heart beating!

 

[jokerman]

That is flat out fantastic. You oughta buy stock in that spinner thingy company, bucuz everybody here with aching pingles is gonna want one.

To me Unc it is as a significant of a invention as the multitool
It will give countless stoners much more time to get stoned.
Its not as significant as the wheel but wtf.

 

[SubGirl]

Maybe there is something wrong with me; besides all the other stuff, but for now, I have never found large breasts to be a measure of attractiveness. Ok throw your popcorn at me, cuss me, tell me I'm deranged but it's true.

I’ll bet you wouldn’t look away tho huh?

being attractive is more than being beautiful on the outside Or what size tits one has. I guess I never thought of it much although I don’t think I’d be so attractive to a guy with larger breasts than myself unless he had some other attractiveness that drew me in…
I don’t think anything is wrong with you old man…

 

[dogzter]

That must have got your beating!

Boy howdy!
Wife was super impressed when she came home for lunch.

 

[Putembk]

You have joined the club. There is a prescription -- and an equivalent OTC med that might well work on you:

Flomax AKA: Tamsulosin .4gm/cap

Tamsulosin is used to help reduce the following symptoms of benign preostatic hyperplasia: BPH.

Does this describe you fairly?

• Frequent need to pee
• Urgent need to pee
• Waking up overnight to pee
• Trouble getting your flow of urine to start or stop
• Urine stream that is weak, dribbles, or pauses
• Feeling like your bladder is not empty after you pee

Both are pretty much the same, but you should check with your doc if you are not taking this stuff yet.

Sauce:

Tamsulosin (Flomax): Uses, Side Effects, Interactions, Pictures, Warnings & Dosing - WebMD

Find patient medical information for Tamsulosin (Flomax) on WebMD including its uses, side effects and safety, interactions, pictures, warnings and user ratings

www.webmd.com

I've been taking this stuff for 8 years As of this year (*sigh*) it has lost its magic. But I'm a bunch of years ahead of you, so you might well have a fixeroo.

So 'scuse me, I gotta go pee.

Thank you very much....I already take both....have for years.

 

[jokerman]

Boy howdy!
Wife was super impressed when she came home for lunch.

 

[jokerman]

got punished on youtube for calling someone a old cow

 

[Putembk]

well alrighty then , this just begs the question ,” What do you find as the measure of attractiveness in the female carbon unit? “………

Hip-huggers and a tank top.

 

[jokerman]

Thank you very much....I already take both....have for years.

I drink water like a beast and try to lower the intake after 5
My problem is I can consume water enough to lower a small pond in little time
can do that with Oreos too

 

[jokerman]

Hip-huggers and a tank top.

Classic

 

[Unca Walt]

You have joined the club. There is a prescription -- and an equivalent OTC med that might well work on you:

Flomax AKA: Tamsulosin .4gm/cap

Tamsulosin is used to help reduce the following symptoms of benign preostatic hyperplasia: BPH.

Does this describe you fairly?

• Frequent need to pee
• Urgent need to pee
• Waking up overnight to pee
• Trouble getting your flow of urine to start or stop
• Urine stream that is weak, dribbles, or pauses
• Feeling like your bladder is not empty after you pee

Both are pretty much the same, but you should check with your doc if you are not taking this stuff yet.

Sauce:

Tamsulosin (Flomax): Uses, Side Effects, Interactions, Pictures, Warnings & Dosing - WebMD

Find patient medical information for Tamsulosin (Flomax) on WebMD including its uses, side effects and safety, interactions, pictures, warnings and user ratings

www.webmd.com

I've been taking this stuff for 8 years As of this year (*sigh*) it has lost its magic. But I'm a bunch of years ahead of you, so you might well have a fixeroo.

So 'scuse me, I gotta go pee.

For youse guys who are finally reaching puberty getting older, here are two diagrams that very accurately describe BPH (which YOU have).

Remember as a kid, you could cut off peeing instantly? That wuz your detrusor muscle. That muscle has frikkin' disappeared AFA you AC. You cannot really open it, nor close it.

Next slide please:

This shows how the prostate (360 around urethra) has squished it shut. You lack the water pressure to empty your bladder, so you wind up suddenly ready to spring a leak again within a short time since the last emergency go-around.

Flomax puts you back to the left hand pic for a few years. Take advantage.

 

[dogzter]

Volleyball shorts and a tanktop a good heart and long hair with green eyes........sounds like Mrs.Dogzter.

 

[Unca Walt]

Thank you very much....I already take both....have for years.

Shitdamnhell. Pissfartpoop.

Then you are in the same leaky boat as Himself.

Cannot just stick a rubber tube up there... you'd leak continually. WAIT. WAIT!!

I got it! Rubber tube, but with a VALVE on it! Problem solved.

Who's on first? <-- Wrong reference.

 

[Putembk]

got punished on youtube for calling someone a old cow

That is exactly why I hang out here. We are thick skinned. I don't post on Facebook because I can be myself. I am in jail instantly there.

 

[SubGirl]

got punished on youtube for calling someone a old cow

Did they yell at you? How do you get punished on YT?

 

[Putembk]

Shitdamnhell. Pissfartpoop.

Then you are in the same leaky boat as Himself.

Cannot just stick a rubber tube up there... you'd leak continually. WAIT. WAIT!!

I got it! Rubber tube, but with a VALVE on it! Problem solved.

Who's on first? <-- Wrong reference.

Drip drip squirt...

 

[jokerman]

Did they yell at you? How do you get punished on YT?

It depends
First I pay for youtube premium so they dont kick me off completly
second is they will send me a message that tey took it off and behave
third they prevent me from posting for 24 hours.
What I dont know is which one it was.
Im starting to use terms like GFY A H or SMD
I have a lot of these

 

[SubGirl]

It depends
First I pay for youtube premium so they dont kick me off completly
second is they will send me a message that tey took it off and behave
third they prevent me from posting for 24 hours.
What I dont know is which one it was.
Im starting to use terms like GFY A H or SMD
I have a lot of these

Maybe FOC next time for Old cow…ffs