The Original O'l Farts Club.

[BubbasPlace]

wish I kept my badge when I was a crossing guard at 6th grade.

Mine was attached to a seat belt looking contraption. Did you have to lower and fold the flag as well?

 

[Unca Walt]

Lungwort???!!

What a horrible name. What does it conjure up in your mind?

Not this:

 

[jokerman]

Not sure if I would invite her for coffee.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning GW and friends
Whenever I go to some event and the food is sketchy I eat b4
I remember going to a gathering/party that wasnt planned .
It was around 4 so I saunter over .
I realize that the folks having said party run out of food on a planned event much less some party that was just thought of.
I did the right thing for me and all and found a deli and grazed .
When my family does some sort of holiday its all about the food and the abundance

Good morning JM!

Good idea! I've been spoiled by the sumptuous holiday party spreads thrown by Grayfox's former law firm associates.

I did alright by being the first to sample the mini-Frittatas whut-we-brung and cherry picking the rest. Enough with ham, cheese, and crackers that I wasn't hungry enough to snack when we arrived home.

 

[jokerman]

Mine was attached to a seat belt looking contraption. Did you have to lower and fold the flag as well?

No and I regret that every day

 

[BubbasPlace]

Just took me 30 minutes of reading to catch up. I need to find a clip board, hard hat and badge to fit in here.

Another method is to dress oddly and act crazy. Not taking a bath for a week is the icing on the cake.

I have talked to more than a few jail birds who rubbed poop all over their face and hair. I did get a rational response from one dude, who said he did it to keep people away from him. Worked pretty good.

The others just sat there and stared. Different strokes...

BP

 

[jokerman]

Good morning JM!

Good idea! I've been spoiled by the sumptuous holiday party spreads thrown by Grayfox's former law firm associates.

I did alright by being the first to sample the mini-Frittatas whut-we-brung and cherry picking the rest. Enough with ham, cheese, and crackers that I wasn't hungry enough to snack when we arrived home.

I love fritatas, but not so mini...

 

[Gray Wolf]

Lungwort???!!

What a horrible name. What does it conjure up in your mind?

Not this:

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Maybe appropriate for what Lungwort is used for? https://healthyfocus.org/health-benefits-of-lungwort/

 

[BubbasPlace]

No and I regret that every day

Well, my flag folding partner got in big trouble. They told him to go outside and beat the chalk board erasers clean. The school was a reddish brick building, he beat the erasers on the wall of the school, spelling "HELL" on the bricks. I do believe he was paddled for that offense.

 

[Gray Wolf]

I love fritatas, but not so mini...

We brought a whole sheet of them but sadly when I returned for seconds, they were all gone.............................

 

[NewbOldster]

How exotic and did you order snacks?



That reminded me of The Deepest Breath documentary I saw on Netflix. Intense story.

NOT ME! lol

 

[NewbOldster]

good morning

happy fried-day

a balmy 50 this morning

enjoy the day , have a big cup coffee



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My, my.

 

[Gray Wolf]

No and I regret that every day

I regret not having pictures of me masterfully resplendent in my Crossing Guard harness and badge to share with my great grandchildren.

 

[jokerman]

My, my.

My Oh My it just don't stop..

 

[bigsur51]

speaking of lungs , I need some moar coffee

 

[NewbOldster]

We have always had larger more active dogs until we got Maryjane. We both are getting up in age and can’t run and are more apt to get pulled down by the kind of dogs we have always had so now we have two golden doodles still pretty large but much easier to handle for our next chapter.

Our daughter has her dogs - one is a very senior GSD on her last legs, and she's the kids' first GSD. That's gonna be hard for all of us. Her other dog is a semi-psycho long-haired GSD. She's drop dead gorgeous, extremely intelligent, incredibly athletic, and somewhat tetched in the head.

I'm personally "in charge" of the other two dogs...a couch-potato King Shepard and the Pomeranian. The big boy is really laid back, if not a little neurotic - but that fits me to a tee. lol

The Pom is...well, he's a Pom. 'Nuff said about that. He's just a little asshole.

I have to make sure the daughter's semi-psycho dog stays away from the Pom, because she will kill him if she has a chance. She already tried once, and I really don't want to have to shoot her...but her dog mom (daughter) has been put on notice about that. They stay separated, always.

 

[jokerman]

 

[jokerman]

speaking of lungs , I need some moar coffee





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Why would you pierce perfection?

 

[NewbOldster]

My niece had a Belgian Malinois schutzund trained. She came for a visit with Shock. He was a gorgeous smart fearsome dog. I forget what the circumstances were but I had gone out on an errand before my niece had gotten up. When I came home from the errand I let myself in the back door and there was Shock at attention. My niece was in the shower in our bedroom. UH OH! I had heard her say the down command before but at the time it was not on the tip of my tongue. Shock was not happy with me and I started with "Nein Nein..." to no avail. Platz finally came to me and Shock obeyed and I backed out of the door to wait until she come out sparkling clean.

Your dog Ivan is a handsome one.

Malinois are freaking magnificent beasts! If but, I were a much younger man...but that's just too much dog for me at this point in my life. I'm head over heels in love with the breed though.

 

[NewbOldster]

Why would you pierce perfection?

I fully agree!