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The Original O'l Farts Club.

jokerman

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Another method is to dress oddly and act crazy. Not taking a bath for a week is the icing on the cake.

I have talked to more than a few jail birds who rubbed poop all over their face and hair. I did get a rational response from one dude, who said he did it to keep people away from him. Worked pretty good.

The others just sat there and stared. Different strokes...

BP
IMHO I feel the flatuation technique is not as messy, and if you train for it ,you can flatuate at will and as needed.
 

NewbOldster

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That snook in your avatar is gonna make me relapse.
😆
I get it! My plan is to get my nephew to take me out flats fishing in the not-too-distant future in season so I can put some in my freezer. My all around favorite fish ever. But that's a 1200 mile trip. We'll see.
Smart? check
Skittish? check
Hard hitting? check
Hard fighting? check
Excellent Eating? DOUBLE CHECK!
 

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NewbOldster

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low self esteem?

or some kind of external stimulation?..

I have zero idea , really…no tats or piercings for me
Nor for me. I can't imagine much that's as beautiful as the female form, and tainting it with ink and metal just detracts from that natural beauty. My wife and I actually discussed that when we were dating.

Even my old ugly self - no tats, never had a piercing.

I was in the AF with a little tiny guy who went out at his first duty station and got a HUUUUGE eagle tatted on his chest. That thing went from armpit to armpit and down to his belly button.

That was almost 50 years ago. I often wonder if he regrets it today.
 

jokerman

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Nor for me. I can't imagine much that's as beautiful as the female form, and tainting it with ink and metal just detracts from that natural beauty. My wife and I actually discussed that when we were dating.

Even my old ugly self - no tats, never had a piercing.

I was in the AF with a little tiny guy who went out at his first duty station and got a HUUUUGE eagle tatted on his chest. That thing went from armpit to armpit and down to his belly button.

That was almost 50 years ago. I often wonder if he regrets it today.
I only would have gotten a tattoo on my ring finger of a band if I stayed married.
 

bigsur51

On a mailtrain.
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420club
Nor for me. I can't imagine much that's as beautiful as the female form, and tainting it with ink and metal just detracts from that natural beauty. My wife and I actually discussed that when we were dating.

Even my old ugly self - no tats, never had a piercing.

I was in the AF with a little tiny guy who went out at his first duty station and got a HUUUUGE eagle tatted on his chest. That thing went from armpit to armpit and down to his belly button.

That was almost 50 years ago. I often wonder if he regrets it today.


AF here 7 yrs
last assignment was 138th TAC Fighter Group out of Tulsa

my mom beat it into my brain that if I got a tat or piercing I was going straight to hell and moms are always right
 

NewbOldster

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I regret not having pictures of me masterfully resplendent in my Crossing Guard harness and badge to share with my great grandchildren.
I'll never even have grandkids, but I have a picture of me playing George Washington in 6th grade.
Cotton ball hair, big brass buckled shoes, the works. It was my acting debut - and my final act.
I was horrible. The lights! All those people staring at me! I froze up like a pop sickle in Siberia. lol
 
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