The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Littleleaf]

Wait wait, what were we talking about?

How to keep a man... keep his socks clean, his belly full and his balls empty.....

 

[imiubu]

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Today's - 'What is it' competition - will commence with this item - WHAT IS IT? -

Looks like the felt disks that keep my thread spools
from spinning out of control whilst sewing on my machine.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Looks like the felt disks that keep my thread spools
from spinning out of control whilst sewing on my machine.

Naa - it's s male merkin -

 

[imiubu]

Hey - it's perfectly normal to get a bit grumpy - as we age - so that needs some laughing medicine -

English (?) humor is so different from American lol

I remember in the 70's, watching Bennie Hill.
TV offered little in the late nights but... with some tin
foil and lots of tweaking of the antenna plus and using
the VHF dial, we could pull in Bennie Hill.
What I recall most is that; so very often I'd be thinking...
WTF?
Dirty ole man also, IIRC haha

 

[Putembk]

Morning OFC. Welcome to another day in the funny farm. As long as I take my meds I will be fine... especially my chill pill!

 

[Gray Wolf]

Ever since I found out about Adam and Eve I never trusted snakes especially on planes

Or in my boots. Always shake out your boots before putting them on.

 

[jokerman]

Or in my boots. Always shake out your boots before putting them on.

FFS!
never thought of that

 

[jokerman]

Morning OFC. Welcome to another day in the funny farm. As long as I take my meds I will be fine... especially my chill pill!

How could I not

 

[imiubu]

Naa - it's s male merkin -

mkay.
So, essentially a high fashion accessory; cock ring
made of hair, for those with a balding willy?

We humans sure are strange yet wonderful creatures aye?

 

[imiubu]

Or in my boots. Always shake out your boots before putting them on.

Spiders too!

 

[Putembk]

I gotta do and clean the cat boxes...shitty job!

 

[imiubu]

It was more a gentle caress along my cheek. I think he liked me.



Yup, hairy balls are sometimes not the best medicine.

And... sometimes they are






From a female perspective anyway

 

[oldfogey8]

Now dog shit instead of turkey shit. Still wear the flops and dog shit not good for the garden so you will have to find another use for it

I wonder if bear shit is good fertilizer. This bear was eating(but not digesting) some kind of seeds…

 

[SubGirl]

Naa - it's s male merkin -

I’m thinking that would look ridiculous tho…

 

[Gray Wolf]

Spiders too!

Indeed, as well as dog bones!

 

[SubGirl]

I wonder if bear shit is good fertilizer. This bear was eating(but not digesting) some kind of seeds… View attachment 19013907

Seems like bear shit would be ok. Do they eat meat or just berries, vegetation and seeds?

 

[imiubu]

How to keep a man... keep his socks clean, his belly full and his balls empty.....

As I've aged, I've found I prefer to be intellectually stimulated first and foremost.

So, he should be able to do those things as an intelligent and independent fella.
He should also have the ability to talk dirty to me; then we can satisfy the
3rd. premise you mentioned here

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

mkay.
So, essentially a high fashion accessory; cock ring
made of hair, for those with a balding willy?

We humans sure are strange yet wonderful creatures aye?

Yes - we are most strange beings - and nearly every day I find something that confirms that - - funny as it may seem - anyway those male merkins are waaay overpriced - in the old days - you could get 2 for half a crown!

 

[SubGirl]

I gotta do and clean the cat boxes...shitty job!

My first job in the morning, even before coffee.

 

[jokerman]

mkay.
So, essentially a high fashion accessory; cock ring
made of hair, for those with a balding willy?

We humans sure are strange yet wonderful creatures aye?

Get more milage out of a Hitachi wand