The Original O'l Farts Club.

[imiubu]

Yes, when you have a penis you become “emotionaly attached” to it! 🫣

You know... I just hadta

 

[imiubu]

I have no issues talking about penis'.
But then, I have no attachments of any sort tehe

 

[dogzter]

Weinerday!!!!

 

[oldmaninbc]

Would you check out those puppies!

Puppy love!

 

[oldmaninbc]

Good morning to you fine folks! I have some chores to attend to, better get at it.

 

[bigsur51]

better hang on to your own ding-a-ling around cheer’…

 

[pop_rocks]

There useta be a big family that lived with us. Lemme scrounge...

Here they are as teenagers... I have pics of them as babies, too.
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Here's their favorite sit-and-chat spot:
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In that pic above, mama is the green-necked one on the left. One of the four boys has gone off to see the world.

And here is the Family Breakup: The Mississippi Riverboat Gambler in the snow white outfit showed up, gazed upon Mama... and she left her sons forever. Caught on camera:
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Over time, a young, sexy-green peahen appeared in my driveway, and one of the three brothers ran off with her. That left the two bachelor brothers.

They are easily identifiable because the alpha peacock (Fancy Pants) now has a busted foot and limps. But still is the boss.

oh wow man! great pictures
it sounds like there must be a pretty established population in your area
i wonder where they came from originally?
ive never seen a white peacock before, when it unfurls its tail does it have markings on it?
it seems like youve gotten to share a lot of their lifes moments man! thanks for sharing the stories
/all the thumbs up

 

[SubGirl]

oh wow man! great pictures
it sounds like there must be a pretty established population in your area
i wonder where they came from originally?
ive never seen a white peacock before, when it unfurls its tail does it have markings on it?
it seems like youve gotten to share a lot of their lifes moments man! thanks for sharing the stories
/all the thumbs up

The bride could do a scream at her wedding and cause a beautiful reaction and an incredible answer.

 

[Putembk]

Just finished my daily walk. Cool but no wind so it was comfortable. Nobody at the lake.

Beautiful Bird Subby! Looks like a virgin.

Some how this just fits here today.....

 

[SubGirl]

Just finished my daily walk. Cool but no wind so it was comfortable. Nobody at the lake.

Beautiful Bird Subby! Looks like a virgin.

Some how this just fits here today.....

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That’s stretching the beautiful peacock a bit tho don’t you think

 

[Putembk]

That’s stretching the beautiful peacock a bit tho don’t you think

Sorry, just poking fun.....

 

[Putembk]

This is what we send our kids to college for? What happened to reading, writing and arithmetic?

 

[bigsur51]

these ladies are ready for the weekend festivities to begin

 

[SubGirl]

these ladies are ready for the weekend festivities to begin



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Yeah baby let’s go party down. This group is drinking slow gin fizz…

 

[Putembk]

Yeah baby let’s go party down. This group is drinking slow gin fizz…

Love the one on the left.....nice hair

 

[jessethestoner]

She has a mini keg hidden in it

 

[pop_rocks]

Love the one on the left.....nice hair

higher the hair the closer to god!
and lets not gloss over the one second from the right, in the red shirt! love those shoes

 

[Putembk]

these ladies are ready for the weekend festivities to begin



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If you had to guess....which one is stoned out of her mind?

 

[jokerman]

Tight red sweaters always get me.

 

[BrassNwood]

Good morning

everyone loves puppies , what a way to start the day!..




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Emerson some nice puppies

The dogs are cute too.

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I actually got some sleep last night. 9 until 1am. Up for a whizz and more aspirin and a hash capsule and back to bed. Woke up at 6 drenched in sweat, the bed completely soaked and screaming in agony.

2 aspirin let me shower but as I was dressing a wave of pain left me gasping for breath with tears streaming down my face unable to call the wife for help. I couldn't even stomp my feet. Staggered out clutching the last lidocaine patch and one of the Oxy's and it's at an almost tolerable pain level now. Good news is the fever I've had since the procedure was done has broken. 97.6 this AM.

Doc's office called to let me know assimilation part 2 will be June 5th. Check in on the 4th at 9am. Ohhh goody.