The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gypsy Nirvana]

You’re lookin good Gypsy. They did a good job on that scar too.

Yeah - not 'alf bad - if I say so meself - yet another war of life war wound - something to be 'sporting - amongst the sand castles and kiss me quick hats - on the beach

 

[Unca Walt]

Research MAC in the pulmonary department… from what I’ve read it sounds like I picked it up at the cabin a couple years ago because I was in the water every day and there’s dirt all around obviously

Oh dear God. Why don't they pick on somebody else for awhile... At least you have an answer to why you feel like Death taking a shit.

I assume you are now on an antibiotic schedule.

 

[pop_rocks]

The medics finally took the dressing off the Sternumotamy - still have 4 wires going into my heart - they did the latest ECG and said that it looks good enough to release me - problem is that the surgeon/doctor that can sign me out of St Thomas's Hospital - has just ran The London Marathon - and is down the pub - or went home - so bugger it - I've got to stay 'ere anuvver night - awww sheesh!
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You’re lookin good Gypsy. They did a good job on that scar too.

nothing but a flesh wound

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Gypsy, I don’t know that you know how much the old farts miss you. It looks like you’re healing up well and sounds like you’ll be out of there fairly soon. We all need to smoke a joint at the same time when you finally return. Good luck on the rest of the travel brother.

Well Boo - you lot have kept me going - and given me the moral turpitude - to Sally Forth - and get my often miserable arse thru this cardiology nightmare extravaganza - so may all the goodness be bestowed upon you - and your merry gang of oldsters with flatulence incontinence -

 

[Unca Walt]

Well - I made it till 2.19am - without pain meds - but woke up in such a kerfuffle of pain in my chest at this hospital - just now - that I had to wimp out and accepted the 5mg dose the nurse was almost insisting that I take orally - and so will probably be constipated again - but pain free - after major heart surgery last Monday night -

I am pleased with the above. The longer you hold out on pain, two things happen:

1. Your brain starts pushing out more endorphins <- eg: The tougher you get, the tougher you get.

2. Your bod stays naive to the knockout meds, so they work better.

Hang in, Gypsy.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

"ohh please dont go" the nurses cood! stay an extra night
i guess if the dr is at the pub you cant be discharged until he gets back
its for your own health

looks like you are healing up nicely man!

Well - Mrs Nirvana (she who must be obeyed) - is gonna show up on the morrow afters -

- so if you did actually send any salicious-shameless-strumpet nurses - to ease what ails me - then I suggest you get'em all rounded up and put in a paddock somewhere - before she graces St Thomas's Hospital - once again - or there will be hell to pay -

 

[jokerman]

Finally got the eclairs finished. I’m so proud that they didn’t collapse this time.
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My Sweet Lord

 

[jokerman]

Actually special to me only I guess. My mom passed last year and always made these. This is my second attempt at them. The first ones were a flop and collapsed so I couldn’t squeeze the custard in them. My mommas were much more beautiful than mine.
‘no THC in them but if you get a munchie buzz a couple of these go down pretty good

God Bless Mommas

 

[Unca Walt]

How does one kiss only one woman in life and say they wrote the book on the ways of love?Grasshopper!

How does one stumble upon the Nevada Cortez Gold Deposit and write a book on it?

 

[bigsur51]

I know there is sugar in lots if things. I did say I never use it .....I said I avoid it.

explain this please:


transitive verb
1
a
: to keep away from : SHUN
They have been avoiding me.

b
: to prevent the occurrence or effectiveness of
avoid further delays

c
: to refrain from
avoid overeating


2
law : to make legally void (see VOID entry 1 sense 1a) : ANNUL
avoid a plea


3
archaic : to depart or withdraw from : LEAVE

4
obsolete : VOID, EXPEL

 

[Unca Walt]

Did the Sumerians crack the code for those missing socks after the wash cycle-mystery too?

The flyby proved it: The odd socks comprise the rings of Saturn (along with lost airline luggage).

 

[bigsur51]

How does one stumble upon the Nevada Cortez Gold Deposit and write a book on it?

does the Lost Dutchman Mine count?..

 

[bigsur51]

Finally got the eclairs finished. I’m so proud that they didn’t collapse this time.
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omg!!….i am dying over here

 

[jokerman]

How does one stumble upon the Nevada Cortez Gold Deposit and write a book on it?

Thats only one chapter in life

 

[Unca Walt]

do you use ketchup?

Or eat Ritz crackers?

 

[jokerman]

does the Lost Dutchman Mine count?..

Mines of Moria

 

[jokerman]

Or eat Ritz crackers?

I eat Ritz's damm!

 

[bigsur51]

Maybe cheeseburgers are the answer?

 

[bigsur51]

does the Lost Dutchman Mine count?..

had to look that one up ya bastiages…I know zero about the lord of the rings but I know a lot about the Lord Most High…

 

[Magu🌈]

Well Boo - you lot have kept me going - and given me the moral turpitude - to Sally Forth - and get my often miserable arse thru this cardiology nightmare extravaganza - so may all the goodness be bestowed upon you - and your merry gang of oldsters with flatulence incontinence -

That wasnt my “turpitude”. I was just holding it for a friend,