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The Original O'l Farts Club.

Mtn. Nectar

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jokerman

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No he is not. :)

As a guy, when you've had a tube rammed up your dick and then yanked back out, ya gotta let it _recuperate_ a little bit before you put it into heavy, _hard_ use.

I bet you all you guys who've never had surgery are really looking forward to going in the hospital having major surgery now, aren't you? :ROFLMAO:
I had bladder cancer 22 years ago and came home with a catheter for 10 days.
It was weird when i emptied the bag and getting air breezing on in and after 5 days winky would want to peak his wittle head out and climb that tube to see what was goin on .
And when they pulled it out it was to me like they pulled out a freight train ( a little one)
 

Boo

Cabana’s bitch
Veteran
Someone was talking about Foley‘s earlier. When I went into the hospital from 19 days, Nolan told me I had a Foley after a few days. I decided to go in the bathroom and when that hose tightened up, I thought it was gonna pull my pecker off… 19 days of a nightmare was thrusted upon me and I could do nothing about it
 

imiubu

Well-known member
I had bladder cancer 22 years ago and came home with a catheter for 10 days.
It was weird when i emptied the bag and getting air breezing on in and after 5 days winky would want to peak his wittle head out and climb that tube to see what was goin on .
And when they pulled it out it was to me like they pulled out a freight train ( a little one)
Even though I do not have any dangly parts,
I can still attest to the shoving it in was much worse
than the it pulling out :D

Man, we are getting old when talking of enema's and catheterizations is
just a normal convo.
 

dogzter

Drapetomaniac
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3D printed Percussion caps...........the future is now.
This guy is sitting on a fortune he just needs to streamline the production and get the licensing to produce them charged.
Every once in a while a product comes along that will change the game and I think this is one of those.
Standard brass caps are very scarce these day and actually cause cap jams as the original caps were foil.
 

Gypsy Nirvana

Recalcitrant Reprobate -
Administrator
Veteran
This came up in my feed today also... :cool:
That's some real pickin' for sure.

I've not said so yet Gypsy but, I am glad that you are recuperating and in such good humor :)
Oh - I'm a bag-o-laughs - stuck here in this very fancy hospital - getting the very best 👌 care - and usually always cope with adversity - by smiling 😃 and joking 😄 - about it - because it does help the pain of it all go away - somehow - it's like some sorta magic 🎩 -
 

imiubu

Well-known member
Oh - I'm a bag-o-laughs - stuck here in this very fancy hospital - getting the very best 👌 care - and usually always cope with adversity - by smiling 😃 and joking 😄 - about it - because it does help the pain of it all go away - somehow - it's like some sorta magic 🎩 -

At least they didn't do this to you too :LOL:

I have no idea how this came up in my YT feed the other day.
Just for grins and giggles...

 

dogzter

Drapetomaniac
Just got back from the grocery. I told my Louie that I would look for something cool for him on the cat aisle. I found two of these on the clearance rack and him and Cleo are going crazy over them. Looks like cat hash connected to feathers.
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Do they eat it?
Never seen those either the downside of no cities...........well worth it.
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CharlesU Farley

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I had bladder cancer 22 years ago and came home with a catheter for 10 days.
It was weird when i emptied the bag and getting air breezing on in and after 5 days winky would want to peak his wittle head out and climb that tube to see what was goin on .
And when they pulled it out it was to me like they pulled out a freight train ( a little one)
Sorry to hear that, I'm glad you're cured!

Harley used to do pre-op counseling for CV patients and you would not believe how many guys would confide in her that they had a "tiny todger", as Keith Richards said of Mick Jagger. ;)

They'd go on and on about being embarrassed and didn't want nurses to make fun of them because they had a tiny dick. She would counsul them and explain the grower versus show er enigma. She would always say something to the effect of... "don't worry, my husband is a grower not show er, and he takes better care of me than a _pornstar_."

That always made them laugh and feel better!

And it's a true statement.:cool:
 
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