The Original O'l Farts Club.

[CharlesU Farley]

Mornin'.
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You can definitely tell that's pre camel toe days! Hard to have a camel toe when you got a big massive bush.

 

[jokerman]

Those pants are so tight.....if she had a dime in her back pocket you could tell if it was heads ot tails!

Cant see as well as I used to and if I got that close to see it may be trouble

 

[jokerman]

Frankly, having done plenty in the past I find narcotics to be a very boring high. Little wonder people OD on speed balls or combos with alcohol. The more powerful you go up the scale, the more boring. Lots of sitting around and staring. About the only one I will indulge is a touch of opium. Mixed with weed.

or opiated hash.

 

[OleReynard]

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It was the cutie on the right that was so chatty with me.

We figured that

 

[CharlesU Farley]

Jokerman, I've seen many a appropriate nym in my 40 years of internet communication and yours is probably the most appropriate one I've ever known of.

You are one very _funny_ man! And don't go all Pesci on Spider at me because I said you're _funny_ and you make me laugh.

 

[jokerman]

You can definitely tell that's pre camel toe days! Hard to have a camel toe when you got a big massive bush.

I could make it work

 

[OleReynard]

You can definitely tell that's pre camel toe days! Hard to have a camel toe when you got a big massive bush.

Gotta find the toes thru the brush

 

[dogzter]

The old fashioned kind of girls...........the ones without penises.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

No he won't , but by that time at least he'll be able to have a hard on and do something with it.

Even that's wishful thinking at the moment - me todger is like a VERY STONED mouse - hiding out in a bunker - till this surgical/.medical war is over - not even getting a half-chubby lately - although I expect that the Mrs will want to evict him from his bunker - soon enough - on my return home

 

[CharlesU Farley]

he may be doing it as we speak

No he is not.

As a guy, when you've had a tube rammed up your dick and then yanked back out, ya gotta let it _recuperate_ a little bit before you put it into heavy, _hard_ use.

I bet you all you guys who've never had surgery are really looking forward to going in the hospital having major surgery now, aren't you?

 

[Magu🌈]

welcome aboard

first cup of coffee is free


anyone seen Unca Walt this fine morning?…


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I think that is giving me an epiletctic fit!

 

[CharlesU Farley]

Even that's wishful thinking at the moment - me todger is like a VERY STONED mouse - hiding out in a bunker - till this surgical/.medical war is over - not even getting a half-chubby lately - although I expect that the Mrs will want to evict him from his bunker - soon enough - on my return home

I damn near spewed out my iced tea on that one! You're giving jokerman a run for his comedy title in here!

More inside medical info for you, specifically relating to dick size. Working in a hospital, especially critical care, me and Harley have seen more dicks than you can ever imagine.

Some guys are "show ers" , some guys are "growers" . I've seen little old guys with the largest, longest dicks you can ever imagine. I've seen huge, hairy muscular guys, with dicks you could barely see.

Major surgery puts 'em all down!!!

I used to tell the country boys, "this surgery is going to put your dick in the dirt but you'll back in the saddle before you know it!"

 

[CharlesU Farley]

The old fashioned kind of girls...........the ones without penises.

So I take it you're not interested in a mangina?

 

[dogzter]

So I take it you're not interested in a mangina?

I feel sorry for the mentally ill but the people doing such surgeries should be prosecuted.
The current admin is a huge supporter of the trans movement and regularly hosts them at tne whitehouse.

 

[Putembk]

Time to go downstairs...lights just came on...

 

[imiubu]

I remember when in my youth the joke was "Be careful of the Illinois Enema bandit."
He was known to give unsuspecting people involuntary enemas.

Well... someone was bound to post this... guess it's me lol
I hadn't heard of Michael Kenyon until this album came out.



Leave it to Frank to elucidate upon such oddities

 

[CharlesU Farley]

I got to post this video now, since it's been 48 hours after my little flame fest in here. I wanted to post it then, but I knew it would make matters worse. I got to tell you these words, "I didn't want to do it, I'm trying to let it go" would have been wildly appropriate for my sick fuck humor.

 

[jokerman]

Gotta find the toes thru the brush

I could make it work

 

[OleReynard]

I could make it work

The older gals will be glad to hear that

 

[CharlesU Farley]

I feel sorry for the mentally ill but the people doing such surgeries should be prosecuted.
The current admin is a huge supporter of the trans movement and regularly hosts them at tne whitehouse.

We're definitely different, and that's OK.

Personally, I don't care who's got a dick or a pussy, or what they do with it (as long as it isn't waived anywhere near me of course , I've got a hard on for Harley) or what they call themselves, or how they dress.

Or what the government does.

People should have the freedom to do and act as they please and who am to judge them? I got no right to tell them what to do, or how to dress, anymore then they've got the right to tell _me_ that.

I think you know me well enough by now how somebody telling _me_ what to think, say, or do would go over, _especially_ in real life.

We got bigger problems here in America than who fucks each other, with what parts, and what they call themselves.