/you sir own me a new keyboard and monitor, plus a sip of the good stuff*I'd enter the stage-left - on some gurney/crane like contraption in a harness that enabled me to 'fly' over the audience - in a Superman suit - usually tanked up on a couple of Double Gin Martini's (had stage fright) - the frigg'in thing would often cause me to be ass-up - in a more verticle head down position - with the red cape falling down over my face - when I was supposed to be more horizontal as I 'flew' over the audience - with a great big fan blowing at me - to make the cape flap around - so got known as 'Drunk Superman!' - oh what a palava -
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- Don't have 'tits' or 'moobs' no more - they morphed back into pectoral muscles - over the past 3 years of losing alot of weight (subcutaneous fat) - and training me chest and the rest of my body at the gym - its true - muscle does have a memory -/you sir own me a new keyboard and monitor, plus a sip of the good stuff*
that sounds funny as sh!t
show us your tits!
*considering all the good times ive had on this great site i guess will can call it even
best wishes!
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My befuddlement is why is there a bathtub spout in a shower with no tub? The drain is at the low point but that is not obvious in the pic. My gut tells me the person who signed off on the plumbing supplies owns a plumbing supply company. I think there are several hundred units in the hotel. That adds up to a lot of useless tub spouts, a lot of additional plumbing work and a new villa for all the bosses involved in the ‘bath spout caper’…why isnt the drain centered?
the tile looks nice thoe but be sure they put a rubber seal on the shower door
/im no contractor, but plumbing is all about water flow
Thank you. It seemed similar to putting a tampon dispenser in a men’s lavatory to me…eta: and whats with the bath nozzle?
dont be shy- Don't have 'tits' or 'moobs' no more - they morphed back into pectoral muscles - over the past 3 years of losing alot of weight (subcutaneous fat) - and training me chest and the rest of my body at the gym - its true - muscle does have a memory -
Glad I could make you laugh though mate - sorry about the keyboard and monitor -
right!Thank you. It seemed similar to putting a tampon dispenser in a men’s lavatory to me…
If I can't have sleep - then I'll just drink the intense roast cawfee - it's a '6' - so VERY strong
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Just look at the dog turds - as being chocolate cake - and that should settle your mind a tad -Sainsburys do do some nice coffee! Their 3 is great. I will have to try some of the 6! Taylors lazy sunday 3 has unfortunately changed some.
Good morning old farts and sweet phhffftesses!
I need some of your wisdom!
It's rain rain rain in London - great for a spot of spring cleaning! Funny this time of year lots of people busy spring cleaning away.
I dunno whether reading shit here has entagled my quantum but yesterday i read people carpet cleaning exactly as i sat looking at the HSS hire carpet cleaner by my side A true beast of a machine.
But can you entangle my quantum with more talk of gold bars and busty women?
Anywaaay, we are now ship shape and Bristol fashion but the decks are dooooity, proper dooooity.
The dog puked up some chili burger yesterday that the kids had left out so i spent 6 hours on my hands and knees scrubbing carpet yesterday hooked up to a generous coffee/thc drip.
It is now sparkly clean cream and smells of wool.
Getting back to the... I need some of your wisdom!
I come down this morning and there is a large turd waiting on my lovely clean cream carpets...
Such is life...
How do i explain my dismay meaningfully to dawg?
Just look at the dog turds - as being chocolate cake - and that should settle your mind a tad -
Awww - Can't you get him a doggie diaper in Pampers Canine Pants? - they are on special offer at Sainsbury's right now - I thinkHe's all coy. Had a little chat. Fella knows he done wrong
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I expect the same tomorrow morning
Awww - Can't you get him a doggie diaper in Pampers Canine Pants? - they are on special offer at Sainsbury's right now - I think
Hello partyboobs! Wonderful photos. A picture is worth a thousand words and you said a mouthfull. I can see that you are indeed a very beautiful young woman. To the older fellows who may not be interested in that sort of thing I say “it was TOTALLY worth it and I regret nothing!” Hey Gypsy, sorry about your dog. My little yorky is 13 and has to take an insuline shot twice each day. Thats why I am awake at 2 am. He is my best friend and I would move the world for him. Everyone needs a best friend.Yea need a sprotsbra if I want to be active lol
Don't need anything to lie on the beach though haha
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