PDX Dopesmoker
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My boy will be heading up your way with a cut of his orange funk! Wonder if they will outlaw it!
Use sophisticated adult names, children like primary colors and funky music.
"Citrus Sinensis Odor" might be a better choice.
I guess you can use any alcohol brand name by default, that would probably be the safest way to go, they're the Oregon Liquor Control Commission not the Oregon Mind Control Commission. Any OG in the background? Curaçao Kush has a nice ring to it.
Gorilla Glue is allowed so far, so I guess adhesives are safe names too, but you don't have to be over 21 to buy them so that might be a grey area.
Don't forget that your GSC is just as dank even if the jar says "League of Women Voters" and has a photo of the Golden Girls on it instead of a horny 18 year old stuffed into a 13 year old's scout uniform.