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Dime
Well-known member
A man goes to doctor complaining about painful urination. The doctor says I'm going to have to do an emergency operation. When the man wakes up he finds he is missing one kidney. The man asks the doctor "why did you take my kidney out?"
"The doctor says you had a small kidney stone"
the man says "why didn't you take the stone out instead?"
The doctor replies"what are you some sort of an idiot,who the hell would buy a kidney stone?
"The doctor says you had a small kidney stone"
the man says "why didn't you take the stone out instead?"
The doctor replies"what are you some sort of an idiot,who the hell would buy a kidney stone?
Brother Nature
Well-known member
I dated a midget once, she asked if I loved her. I responded “Yeah baby I’m nuts over you…”
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter.
One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter.
Ah, A Christmas Story, I remember that from the 1980's.
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
To keep from falling into the hot chocolate.
To keep from falling into the hot chocolate.
there was an elderly couple at a fast food restaurant at the table next to us. They purchased a single lunch, a burger, fries, and small drink. the elderly gentleman divided the burger in two and counted out the fries for each. they took turns sipping the drink.
we felt bad for them and offered to buy a second meal, which they declined, and said 'we share everything'.
we watched as the husband ate and she didn't. again we offered a second meal and again they declined saying 'we share everything'. we became concerned and inquired why she wasn't eating.
her reply was 'I'm waiting for the teeth.'
we felt bad for them and offered to buy a second meal, which they declined, and said 'we share everything'.
we watched as the husband ate and she didn't. again we offered a second meal and again they declined saying 'we share everything'. we became concerned and inquired why she wasn't eating.
her reply was 'I'm waiting for the teeth.'
CharlesU Farley
Well-known member
Warning, only for sick fucks:
A friend got mad at me for sniffing his sister’s panties.
Not sure if it was because she was wearing them, or because all of her family was there.
Either way, it ruined the rest of her funeral.
A friend got mad at me for sniffing his sister’s panties.
Not sure if it was because she was wearing them, or because all of her family was there.
Either way, it ruined the rest of her funeral.
