I'm sure this will go smoothly.
They gotta justify that $12bn police budget somehow.
Hempy likes nature and camping and getting away from the humans. A few years ago, Hempy brought his girlfriend camping and chose a random National Forest campground in order to avoid the over crowded state parks. There was no one else out there in the forest and it was a nice time. The next morning, Hempy noticed that there was a bathroom in the campground and it had a men's side and a women's side each with a little stick figure sign. The women's sign was all shot up. That was when I decided to purchase a gun, to protect my lady (at the time). I need opportunities to get away and relax in nature, but these areas are very remote and leaves a person or couple very vulnerable. Hempy is not a big gun fan, but just like any tool, it's better to have one and not need it, than to need one and not have it.Are you going to run out and get yer gun Hempy?
Hempy would never shoot a fellow Orc.When Trump assembles his Orc army to save his own ass from prison Hempy will need it.
Notice the concealed carry opinion was announced before the upcoming Roe V Wade decision...
Notice the concealed carry opinion was announced before the upcoming Roe V Wade decision...
So if you just noticed bullet holes in an outhouse, it does not sound as if you have spent much time in the wilderness, eh?Hempy likes nature and camping and getting away from the humans. A few years ago, Hempy brought his girlfriend camping and chose a random National Forest campground in order to avoid the over crowded state parks. There was no one else out there in the forest and it was a nice time. The next morning, Hempy noticed that there was a bathroom in the campground and it had a men's side and a women's side each with a little stick figure sign. The women's sign was all shot up. That was when I decided to purchase a gun, to protect my lady (at the time). I need opportunities to get away and relax in nature, but these areas are very remote and leaves a person or couple very vulnerable. Hempy is not a big gun fan, but just like any tool, it's better to have one and not need it, than to need one and not have it.
Since then, violent crime in the US has skyrocketed. So, Hempy is glad he got one when he did. The value of Hempy's firearm has also skyrocketed! So, in a pinch Hempy could always sell it. But that would have to be a hell of a pinch.