Yea, thats what I said.
You know, cause you heard nice things about it, was very successful, good cast for the most part that fit their roles.
Then it starts and yea its not bad. But then you´re two hours into the damn thing and its just character building and useless story with meaningless subplots and naive commentary about class struggle, rich vs poor with clear cut good and bad guys. All good if you´re buying it or are a romantic, but if you just want to get to the point; its just kinda boring and drags on.
And then they hit the iceberg and people start dying and it is pretty impressive, and that is worth the build because you really want to see some people die.
And then if that doesnt do it, the movie end with Leonardo DiCaprio freezing and sinking to the bottom of the ocean while still alive enough to realise it, just before the rescue team gets there.
And then you´re like damn, that was actually worth it.
So yea, Titanic the movie, kinda shit and way too long. But in the end most people die, so not bad. Sure a couple of em annoying posh old ladies make it, but they are old so they wont last long anyways. And leading lady survives even if you didn´t want her to. But she kinda had to cause she´s the narrator and thing. Movie wouldn´t work without her surviving, really.
Other than that, not too many movies that start out shitty and then continue to be shitty will have an awesome ending to em.
Home Alone 2, maybe.
I agree with Trump on this one, Titanic is kinda shitty until people start dying. Which you know is coming, because it´s a movie about Titanic.
Which was a pretty tragic event.
Totally.
