the elderly asylum

[Bobby Boucher]

I had to bring out the inner masochist to drain it properly.. and it didn't stop throbbing until I did. I don't think a lot of people would have had the commitment it really took.

It took a couple tries, but after it was all said and done, I must have drained 5-10 ml of puss in a matter of about 90 seconds.

I was also rambling my fucking ass off. Moaning and groaning on every exhale. I just sweat it all out taking 3 steaming hot 20 minute baths each day, and doubled upped my usual 100-200mg daily dose of edibles.

I also ate a frickin liter of salsa. Every time I would start eating it, my stomach would literally start aching for more. Bout to have to go make some more just thinking about it.

Took about 36 hours before I was feeling humorous about it. Been 5 days now. Already closed up. If anything start flaring up, I'm going strait to the doctor.

 

[redlaser]

Hopefully you got it all out, five days sounds too soon for it to be over.

I was never sure about what caused the severity of different bites, but always assumed it was related to the amount of venom in each bite. Seems just as likely that infection would make it look bigger. (Probably a combo of the two)

5-10 ml of puss sounds infection like, but I never drained my bite. Doc called it a hot one due to size and symptoms, unsure of his experience level though.

Checked mine after vomiting, it was tender feeling and barely sore. Was never painful.

Started out as two small bruises the size of pencil erasers, almost touching. After five hours it was one bruise size of thumbprint. Got a little bigger before you could tell that tissue was all going to rot. Seemed like an acid that was spreading and eating the tissue.

Was expecting a deep divot but it really just dissolved the skin and about 1-2 mm of muscle.

Mentally it was like the last half of an acid trip, no longer entertaining and kind of a wired feeling. 3-4 days of that,

 

[Tudo]

I am really dying to tell this one but I have to wait to see what the outcome is. There IS legal counsel in 2 countries now involved, in 2 states. Best part is I have no money to pay anybody and I'm even getting sued!


If you ask me this whole situation stinks to high heaven


I'm too old for this get me my cane!

 

[Bobby Boucher]

Sadly, and truly, I can never really be sure how far away I am from my sanity anymore. I don't sleep, and I don't notice, sometimes for days. It is what it is. I was warned time and again not to go knocking my head around and I did it anyways.

Now I can hardly keep track of myself with all the pain I'm in. Sleep walking and eating has been an almost daily occurrence for 2-3 years now.

Save for the feverish mumbling, it's just been another week in the life.

My shoulders are so sore from hunching over my piano that I'd gladly trade another spider bite for 30 minutes of relief.

Nothin not complainin' wont fix, though..

 

[flylowgethigh]

Damn, all this pain and suffering.

I was watching some strain hunters today. There has to be better ways to make charas than using the bare hands.

Like the hand hash, that sticky oil we take such effort to turn into a gas to fill our lungs, probably sticks just as well inside them, since we are only about 100*. I don't wanna think about it.

 

[Bobby Boucher]

For every gram of dab I smoke, I hack up an ounce worth of congestion.

I'll buy flowers full price and rinse them if I don't have my own bho to use as a night time breathing aid.

Bad enough not being able to sleep. Throw in a cough and wheeze and I'll just call it quits and stop trying altogether.

Seriously though, don't mean to put a damper on anybodies day. If we're only as healthy as we feel, then I'm in the clear. If we're as bad as we look.. then that's another story..

 

[pinkus]

Just 55, but the car just went down and I fuct my back the same day... probably had to do with pushing it. So, chronic back pain, numb right thigh, waiting for an estimate on the car. At least it's just (likely) the clutch.

The dog just doesn't understand why we aren't going somewhere.

I suppose that I should just eat a few coconut cannabis caramels and get over it. At least the back is likely just tweaked, and a car is just stuff. Some of you guys and gals are really chronic chronic, and not the good kind either.

 

[Phaeton]

2nd heart attack resulted in a stent in the front heart artery.
4th heart attack had me quit smoking altogether. Getting old sucks.

Back in the day I made commercial oil extracts. My crowning achievement was 95% pure THC. It was too potent and hard to figure a regular hit, a visible difference could seriously incapacitate the smoker.

Then I found a 95% THC extract at the local pot shop. Using a different method their product resembled rocksalt and was not in the least sticky or amber. My product was a very thin almost colorless oil. Both tested at 95% although I have to admit skepticism from the visual appearance.

It IS 95%, the doses can be kept small enough I can get a tok in without the nitro chaser.

I can smoke again. For awhile anyway. had an attack again so will have to cut back.

Mostly what I miss is coffee but that is no longer an option. Sigh.

Yup, getting old sucks when compared to young life. Nice to be right most of the time instead of clueless, so some compensations.

 

[Im'One]

For every gram of dab I smoke, I hack up an ounce worth of congestion.

I'll buy flowers full price and rinse them if I don't have my own bho to use as a night time breathing aid.

Bad enough not being able to sleep. Throw in a cough and wheeze and I'll just call it quits and stop trying altogether.

Seriously though, don't mean to put a damper on anybodies day. If we're only as healthy as we feel, then I'm in the clear. If we're as bad as we look.. then that's another story..

Reminds.me of the redd foxx joke.


Guy has friends tell him him he looks bad he replies "but i fel.good" wife says you look bad he repkies "but i feel good" finally goes to the dr...dr says he looks bad he replies "but i feel good..dr whats wrong with me?"
Dr thinks a few.minutes scribbles in his clipboard digs.out the.medical.books reads a whike and looks over.his glasses at the.patient and says "you are a vagina"

 

[flylowgethigh]

Going to a cardiologist for a radiated MRI/CT next week to see how clogged the arteries are. I have been taking "cardio-C" orally, and had a guy giving me vit-C for a while thru IV. All to try to dissolve plaq. The test next should quantify how bad it is and what to do next.

I feel for you guys. Just tryin not to pull a clinton and "feel your pain".

As for the lungs, the bag is helping a lot. Doing a 315* now.

 

[hayday]

Sorry you guys feel bad. My biggest bitch is about work. I had to orchestrate a large scale repair on an old place with a "superviser" who doesn't know a chain fall from a chinese fire drill. Fucker gets a bonus for something him or anyone else on site have any comprehension of what to do. At least none of these guys hurt theirselves or me in the process.
I'm off today caring for a sick doggie...

 

[Ringodoggie]

Eat healthy. Get plenty of exercise.


Stay the fuck away from doctors and hospitals. When it's you turn to die, accept it, embrace it and prepare for the journey.


Fucking stents, bleeding, radioactive shit and all for what? To stay in this fucked up shithole of a life for a few moments longer? No thanks. I take ZERO pills. When my time comes, I'll go relaxed.




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[Bobby Boucher]

Thats because you'll never get sick, Ringo.

Hierba mala nunca muere. Hate to break it to ya, but you're gonna live forever.

 

[Ringodoggie]

LOL.. what a horrible thing to wish on me, immortality. LOL More like immorality... LOL


Oddly enough, for the longest time I felt exactly that... immortal. Now, I see the end of the tunnel... right around the corner and only a blink-of-an-eye away. No big deal for me. I'm prepared for the journey. Got my condom and everything.





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[flylowgethigh]

If you were afraid that you would live 30 years longer, what would you change in your behavior? I quit drinking, and smoking from cans, and mexikan bag sh*t. I take Vit-C, baking soda, cannabis, and very occasionally a hit off a Symbacort 160/4.5 inhaler. So infrequently I have 10 extra saved up from not needing them. Anyone need one/two?

If the heart is OK, a few hrs in the gym a day is in the cards.

 

[armedoldhippy]

If you knew were afraid that you would live 30 years longer, what would you change in your behavior? I quit drinking, and smoking from cans, and mexikan bag sh*t. I take Vit-C, baking soda, cannabis, and very occasionally a hit off a Symbacort 160/4.5 inhaler. So infrequently I have 10 extra saved up from not needing them. Anyone need one/two?

If the heart is OK, a few hrs in the gym a day is in the cards.

live 30 years longer? go back to drinking & riding old motorcycles again.

 

[EsterEssence]

Well I did it yesterday, saline in blood out, they use a needle the size of a finish nail. I need to get the Stones “let it bleed” to listen to while they do it. We shall see how I feel after a day of rest...

 

[flylowgethigh]

Good luck with that.

 

[Rocky Mtn Squid]

RMS

 

[EsterEssence]

Feeling pretty good today, going to get my blood pressure checked today, to see if thinning my blood had an effect. Cut my hand a little on a piece of wood and it took a little while to get it to stop bleeding.
Flylowgethigh last time I checked I was a male, I made up my name from the days when I use to travel the world looking for hash with Esters and being lucky enough to learn in Amsterdam how to separate the essence of the hash powder.