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I actually wouldn't be particularly surprised.
I knew YOU wouldn't be Sir. Hempy.... but i don't think you would be surprised if Trump sprouted wings and took off into the ether like a demigod.
The only way anything like Trump offering to 'put them up' in his properties would be if he conjured up some scheme to increase the value of his properties at the taxpayer's expense.... like renovate an apartment block to the eyeballs and let them stay for 3 months or something and then after the 3 months he keeps the luxurious new property.
Mr. Deals