Stupid things you have heard about marijuana

[burn586]

1. THC Worms - Kids in the midwest somewhere selling infested herb or dried (pest moth) caterpillars as supposedly concentrated in THC since they eat it...

I talked to a friend last night that told me he paid $130 for a quarter of some 'BOMB' shit. Then he went on to say there were little orange worms in it that got you STONED. HAHAHA, I laughed my ass off and smoked my wormless super silver haze.

 

[Pythagllio]

"you can hallucinate from pot" Thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard.

You've obviously never eaten cannabis.

The Hasheesh Eater by Fitz Hugh Ludlow

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0813538696/ref=sib_dp_pt/103-4138487-8480654#reader-link

 

[KharmaGirl]

There'a a BIG difference between eating foods made with marijuana and believing in THC "worms".

 

[Devilock]

Like i said i'll probly hear a bunch of shit for that. And yes ive eatin copious amounts of cannabis as well as other substances. The hasheesh eater was also experimenting with many other drugs at the time. That defenitly had an effect. Good propaganda for the DEA though. Peace and *bong* :friends:

 

[Pythagllio]

So that which I've seen with my own eyes is 'propaganda for the DEA'? Whatabunchofbullshit. Hey, what do I know, I've only been consuming cannabis for a little less than thirty years...

 

[Ganja_Dragon]

Actually...

Actually...

"you can hallucinate from pot" Thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard. I'll probly here a bunch of shit for that one lol. Peace and *bong* :friends:

I once mad a batch of particularly potent butter. A friend of mine underestimated it and slathered a huge green mess onto his toast.

Two hours later, he was tripping BALLS. This guy was SO fucked up that he was seeing all kinds of shit for at least 36 hours. He also had auditory hallucinations. This dude was hearing loud, blaring marching band music in his head for two days straight.

That's the kind of thing that "I told you so" just doesn't cover.

 

[Pythagllio]

All I've got to say is anyone who doesn't believe eating large amounts of cannabis can cause hallucinations either hasn't done it, or hasn't done it right, or misunderstands the definition of the word 'hallucinate'.

 

[Ganja_Dragon]

Here's another one for you guys. It's a story, so bear with me.

Not too long ago, I was at a barbecue at a relative's place, and I was watching TV with them indoors. Y'know, air conditioner and all. And sure enough, one of those anti-drug commercials pop up targeting our sweet Mary Jane. The one with the four black guys pulling up to the drive-thru window multiple times, and each time, the car is progressively more filled with smoke, until they start pulling out and run over a little girl on a bike.

At this point, I just start laughing my ass off. Let's face it, with that kind of exaggeration, it's funny. So the rest of the family just starts staring at me like I suddenly grew an extra head. When my laughing fit slows down a bit, one of them tells me, "It's not funny." Of course, I respond, "Yes it is!"

So this woman starts this tirade about how weed ruins people's lives and how it kills people and supports terrorism all that government propaganda.

Now, I love to shatter paradigms based on ignorance. I love to do it with such verbal brutality that it leaves them reconsidering their lives for weeks or even months on end.

So what do I do? I ask her if she has any idea what goes into the Coca-cola she happens to be holding in her hand. Of course she doesn't. So I slowly and purposefully point out to her that Coca-cola used to contain cocaine, and primary flavor of Coca-cola was, and still is an extract from that plant. I then asked her if she knew where the rest of that poor Coca plant, namely, the cocaine in them, went. Honestly, no one knows, but it has to make you wonder what is so special about the Coca-cola corporation that they are still permitted to grow commercial quantities of a plant containing a schedule II substance. I told her if she wanted to look for terrorism, she did not have to look any farther than that quaint red can she held in her hand.

I further smashed her ignorance by stating that the government is a bunch of two-faced idiots who have no idea what they were doing. The sponsor these national ad campaigns that outright lie about the effects of Marijuana. They claim that weed kills, but even the DEA, the most hardcore, vehemently anti-drug crew in the world, does not have even one death recorded as the result of marijuana use. I then pointed to her husband's beer can and told them that shit he was drinking causes 85,000 deaths a year. That's one-quarter the entire population of the state of Wyoming.

When I asked her what reason weed had to be illegal given that evidence alone, she responded "Because it's evil!"

SoI respond, "You know what's REALLY evil?" I walk over to her purse and pull out a pack of newports-- her favored cigs. I said, "THIS is evil. Cigarettes and other tobacco products cause almost half a million deaths each year. That is one small American city being annihilated annually. Phillip Morris themselves produced these numbers, so don't tell me I'm full of shit."

At that point, this woman was staring at me with this horrified uncertainty about herself, but I figured she wouldn't change her opinion about MJ, anyway, and decided I should hammer her about the cigarettes a bit more. "Newports are the most dangerous of all cigarettes, though. I've had a few friends who switched to Newports and started hacking up blood after a few months. When they switched back out to whatever they were smoking before, they were fine again in a couple of weeks. Think about that." and went outside to the grill.

The room I walked away from was dead silent but for the shitty soap opera on the TV.

That was almost as fun as the one time I smoked a hash-laced Jack Herrer joint. No one told me about the hash in there, damnit!

 

[o.gkushowns]

"White Rhino is this strain laced with acid"

btw Rusto I call good weed chronic, whats so stupid about that?
peace

 

[Jnicks]

"chronic" is weed laced with cocain

stems have more thc in them than any other part of the plant

Then there was this cop that thought a piece of grass laying on top of my bag was weed, and he stuck it in his nose for a better smell.hahahaha

 

[WApharmer]

Grinding and sprinkling the HUMAN contraceptive pill on the soil before watering will stop a plant going male

 

[cherrybombshell]

I can top that.

Someone once told me, straight-faced, that "You have to smoke the seeds, it gets you even higher!"

When I asked him his logic on that, he said: "Cause there's a whole plant in there!!!"

But for some reason he wouldn't trade me his buds for a bag of my seeds.

 

[GoodbyeBlueSky]

'marijuana plants have body heat... that's why they use infrared cameras to look for them...'