Stupid things you have heard about marijuana

[The End Is Near]

Hey, I started one of these threads back at OG. Same name too.

Here goes:

You can tell seeds are M/F by if they're dark or light

You can buy real weed and thc oil from high times mags

Hydro is a breed of weed that grows underwater

a dub is 2.5 grams

-pulls out a bone dry chunk of black resin- "My buddy hooked me up with some official hash for $40 a gram"

-pulls out compressed seeded brickweed- "I got some dro/lobster/purple haze, etc"

cannabis is a desert plant that needs heat more than light

 

[Guest]

Some idiots around here actually beleive that Dank weed is grown upside down and something about fishtanks included in there. I cant staaaaaaaand ignorant tokers that run their mouth. They say something dumb I always correct em. they dont like that

 

[Smurf]

There are some real beauties here!


A guy I worked with, once said to me.... "seeds grow on the male plant"

I said "what"? .... "no they don't"!!!!!

He said "yes they do"........ I grew a whole room last year, and had plenty of them"!!!



Oh well, you learn something new every day! lol

 

[pipeline]

I've heard that one too^^^^ Yeah, seeds grow on staminate plants......Makes sense to me.

 

[Natural]

I've heard that one too^^^^ Yeah, seeds grow on staminate plants......Makes sense to me.

Same.
I had the exact argument with my biology teacher of all people back in highschool!

A BIOLOGY teacher...

 

[Smurf]

This one's a doozy......... "isn't that the Purple weed, ...... the one they feed with beetroot juice"?

 

[sherlockk]

i heard someone say that.. back in their day.. weed was laced with thc.. thats probably the funniest thing ive ever heard.. oh.. and chronic is white rhino sprayed with cocaine during flowering.. how fucking dumb can you be? hahahaha

 

[Nikijad4210]

This one's a doozy......... "isn't that the Purple weed, ...... the one they feed with beetroot juice"?

Lmfao, some people are SO fucking stupid

Another idiotic one I heard once was on bolt.com in their pot forum...."You dye the water purple and water the plant with it to get Purple Haze."

There's a reason I didn't stick around that site very long. Thank god someone pointed me towards OG.

 

[Ganico]

"......No for real, that's how you get hydro. My cousin grew 10 plants in his fishtank, it was underwater, I SAW IT"

 

[Perpetual Nooch]

If you water with cold water not only will you shock the plant and the leaves will curl up, but most likely it will turn into a male.

 

[Guest]

1. THC Worms - Kids in the midwest somewhere selling infested herb or dried (pest moth) caterpillars as supposedly concentrated in THC since they eat it...

2. US Government - Last night during the billboard awards they showed an anti-herb commercial that looked like a horror movie. People looked like zombies all white and pale and proudly had leaches growing on thier bodies, in their mouths, sucking their blood. They were trying to make people think that Pot is like life/blood sucking leaches...WOW

Actually all the govts lies and propaganda through these commercials are pathetic lies.

3. That Cannabis will make you sterile if you smoke it.

4. That Cannabis has no medicinal value, yet all farmies on the market do (FDA)

5. That Cannabis will keep you from doing things

Another idiotic one I heard once was on bolt.com in their pot forum...."You dye the water purple and water the plant with it to get Purple Haze."

This happens- It's to get the purple bud bag appeal (not purple haze) by tricking the lay smoker, and it is common among many flower growers too that have unnatural colors. They don't water the plant though, they cut the stems and leave them in the dye until the buds absorb the color.I have seen nearly fluorescent bud in a club, nonetheless, the dye can easily be detected with simple water tests..

 

[Guest]

"My friend got 20 ounces off a 600 HPS, with no veg time at all from those barely rooted q-tip sized clones you gave him, in under 60 days."

Suuuuuuuuuure he did

Stems, sticks, baggies, and water included right?


I swear I heard that last night....unbelievable.

 

[fr33th3w33d]

heard this last night. i tried real hard not to laugh my ass of.

"you can smoke the stems"
"yeah dude stems get you really high"

 

[bartender187]

Buying weed supports terrorists.

 

[GoodbyeBlueSky]

Buying weed supports terrorists.

paying taxes supports terrorism...

 

[bartender187]

^^
I couldn't agree more. States sponsored terror seems to be the norm these days.

 

[Guest]

paying taxes supports terrorism...

Excellent point - sad but true

ws

 

[DrKatz420]

Forgot about this one:
"Just got some awesome full melt hash. Burns to a nice white ash. . . "

 

[Ganja_Dragon]

HA! This is an awesome thread! Here are a few from some old friends:

"You gotta separate males and the females ASAP 'cuz the males will kill the females!"

"If you don't kill the males quick, they'll ALL turn into males!"

"Nah, man, I don't smoke that bud shit! I only do leaf, bro! You know, as in sweet leaf?"

 

[Devilock]

"you can hallucinate from pot" Thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard. I'll probly here a bunch of shit for that one lol. Peace and *bong* :friends: