Stupid things you have heard about marijuana

[pipeline]

So he does go to college! Haha!
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who cares what you call it, the fact is the stuff gets you high with no ill effects. trust me it does not cause cancer...

yeah........ok, I'll trust you because you've proven me wrong.

Smoke that shit for long and you will get cancer. There is a difference between glandular trichome resin and tar. I'd rather be sober than smoke that shit.
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"Smoking seeds will make you infertile"

 

[demonicaardvark]

thats funny, it seems like you believe that shit that the anti-drug propeganda people spew out, the fact is that marijuana and anything that comes from it does not cause cancer. if you smoke a joint, you are getting the same amount of resin that would get deposited in the pipe. also it gets into your system no matter what way you smoke. now prove me wrong, tell me if you have some information about anyone who has gotten cancer from smoking marijuana or any of its derivatives. i have a feeling you will not be able to...

also, nobody claims that its "glandular trichome resin", resin is just the term that is used for stuff that gets deposited in the pipe after you smoke.

 

[pipeline]

I didn't say anyone claimed that, it just sounds stupid when people say that. (to me at least, the term doesn't mean what they're describing)

Cannabis has compounds that have been found to inhibit certain types of cancer. (norml.org) I know this. But if you go smoking the odd cannabis derivative (if you can even call it that) tar, which is a biproduct of combustion of flower material, you will be hugely increasing the intake of carcinogenic compounds and increasing the chance uncontrolled cell growth will occur.

 

[demonicaardvark]

that sounded good and stuff, but basically there is absolutely no evidence that smoking resin increases the chance of getting cancer, because of the simple fact that there are no cases of anyone getting cancer from smoking marijuana or its derivatives... you can theorize all you want but the fact is that it does not cause cancer.

 

[mexicanmafia]

there goes the thread...... thanks buddy

and yes. smoking that crap is bad..... go ahead...... smoke it and proove us it dont cause cancer in a couple of years... geeze

 

[Nikijad4210]

In 5th grade D.A.R.E class, the teacher claimed smoking one joint every day for a year would kill you by the end of that year of smoking.


Huh. Strange, I'm still here after toking for....6 years. Toked every day for almost 4 years straight. I guess I must be one of those miracle folks that beat the odds.

 

[Guest]

it does something to your memory..................i just can't remember what.........

 

[Verite]

It makes your fingers turn orange.. nope that was cheetos.. nevermind.

 

[Guest]

Me, "Dude you need to water your plants! They're all bending over! It probably didn't help you used so much regular clay dirt in your pots. The pots aren't even filled close to all the way. There's a bunch of weeds growing in them too."

Grow buddy, "I don't care, this is just a hobby of mine."

He harvested in september, ran out of smoke before mid october

wow, month and a half of free smoke. not half bad for someone that invested no homework on it.

 

[Guest]

"marijuana leads to other harder more dangerous drugs like cocaine,heroin and meth."


lol for me, meth was a gateway drug and marijuana was on the other side of the gate kickin it next to Jesus and his homeboys. 1 yr and 2months no meth/amphetamines, going strong.

 

[bounty29]

A kid that lived across the hall from me when I was in a dorm decided he was gonna grow hydro. He put a seed from a bag he had in a 2 liter filled with water, put it next to his window, and waited. After two weeks he mentioned it and I just laughed at him and tried not to be too much of an asshole. He was the kind of person that would tell you most of the things in this thread, so I didn't feel too sorry for him.

Edit: Sorry that wasn't very clear. He thought the plant lived and grew in water the entire time. Underwater. In a closed bottle.

 

[Guest]

bounty, lmao that dudes retarded

 

[420inprogress]

Dumbest thing I've heard is bongwater is good for plants and if you drink it you get high.......

Yeah...my friend was trippin on acid and drank 3 day old bong water...the worst part was that after he downed it, he went "...aaahhh..." like it tasted good or something...



Another myth: smoking weed makes you impotent...

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Great thread....but man where do I start with all the stupid shit I've heard? Hmmm....

I've heard people say that it would take an expert electrician to put a 1000 watt light in there growroom

This one dude had these purple buds on him and tried to smoke me out with them...I was about to hit the bong but he tells me, "yeah man this shit is so purple that the purpleness of it bled straight through the blunt I was smoking"
Me (putting down the bong), "wait wait wait, like it soaked the blunt wrap and was dripping out?"
Him (proudly), "yeah man, shit is so dank"
Me, "Uhhh bro, purple buds aren't supposed to do that, someone definately put dye in your shit"
Him, "Noooo no no no, it's really bomb" dumbass.

Oh oh oh!! My favorite one! OG kush stands for "original gangsta" kush because of the gangstas in Cali who made it.

God damn people need to sit their asses on their computer for a few hours and browse through this site before they speak about bud. *grumble grumble*

*edit* Actually I think the dumbest shit I constantly hear about weed is people who make growing seem like rocket science. On the same note, the people who make it seem like all they need is a few incadescent bulbs and a pot of old soil to grow are morons too.

 

[Ncogneato]

Oh oh oh!! My favorite one! OG kush stands for "original gangsta" kush because of the gangstas in Cali who made it.

Fo Shizzo!!

 

[Mr. Nevermind]

I would have to say the dumbest thing i have heard is that weed funds terrorism. I have grown my own for many years and have never given a dime to a terrorist, nor do i know any to offer them money . Thats the worst thing i have seen or heard. to scare people that MJ goes to terrorist. just like in the 20's they said MJ caused blacks to be violent against whites. Classic scare tactic. find an enemy and scare the people about MJ. Growers need to standf up to these lies that we fund terrorism. We fund grocery stores maily with all the $$ we spend on muchies, not terrorists.






nevermind

 

[ninjakuma916]

Here's a winner, the dumbest thing I've heard once was that in order to make crosses you have to take 2 different plants, cut them down the middle of the main stalk, take one half of each plant and tie them together. And thats how crosses are made!

 

[Guest]

Laced with opium
Watered with weak lsd water
Heavily seeded bag offered as primo sensi
Homegrown is shit
Smoking the seeds will get you high
It makes you want to take heroin (from my Mom - lol)

ws

 

[Guest]

It makes your fingers turn orange.. nope that was cheetos.. nevermind.

I really did laugh out loud...

Still chuckling...

Thanks

ws

 

[tngreen]

some good stuff here!

what gets me the most is how people think growing has to be some huge operation with 100 plants and that armed rednecks will shoot you on spot if you come close to their house haha.