Stole my plants

[stoned-trout]

Think like John Rambo...and act like John Rambo....full camo,face pain and all (not the canons though)..make sure peeps see ya in the back yard....they will think you a nut a leave ya alone....and get a dog...it don't need to be something big ass..a wee small terrier will let you know someone is outside...I would get a akita though,,anyone will half a brain wouldn't mess with your space/yard/crib...

Fucking dumbass ripper need a good fucking punch in the neck

Keep it green
Highlander

...not even my good camo.. its a lightweight Canadian bug suit with mesh back for airflow rolls up small ...yeehaw..if I was hiding I would of tucked in the black parts..my last property had targets hanging everywhere..gun and arrow.. and they got used..any tresspassers moved through quickly...never had anyone touch my crops

 

[Betterhaff]

Grrr

Every time I see this picture it cracks me up.

I still like the targets idea, especially with holes dead on center.

 

[BruceBanner]

I would make big camou catapults filled with cow shit, some loud firecracker trap baloons filled with some sticky shit and feathers that explodes, hidden big ass fullrange loudspeakers (you can play something from a movie or just scream like maniac), boobie trap net that falls from the trees, and all activates almost at the same time, one after another, and record it with cameras so you can control them not to do that again OR else... it will be just more hilarious next time with upgraded fortress hehe

Or you just hire him hahahahahaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXJhV_Kj4yY

 

[theHIGHlander]

^^^^^^ lol

Giant speakers...with RATM Killing in the name ,at the ready


Keep it green
Highlander

 

[stoned-trout]

they make 12 guage trip wires...no bullet just big bang...yeehaw...wouldn't do it unless gunfire is ok in your area..

 

[theclearspot]

So after several forays into the bush- no sign of my plants. Needle. Haystack. Not so sure if the plants have been planted in a guerilla grow now. God knows why they stole young plants.My hope is that the rippers were so dumb they havent got a clue but it also makes them dangerous as they might come back for my belated 2nd grow.Worrying times. Have installed small locks on greenhouse, i know its not much but i cant go down serious shit route of traps etc cos of legality issues etc. am getting a driveway alarm and today i bought a flodlight with PIR motion sensor (problem is I need electric extension cabke as greenhouse is right at back of garden.
BUT moving forward I have a long term plan as i think my greenhouse is donald ducked. I am thinkin of a conservatory attached to house, not too big, wont get as much sunshine as greenhouse. anyone else have a conservatory for growin?cheers all....

 

[ganjygav]

Theres an old chap I give a plant to every year for him to grow in his polytunnel. He grows autos in his conservatory,they love it.

 

[Midnight Tokar]

Ahhh, I always knew it was Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with a LED Lite...........

 

[theclearspot]

Ive bought some metal chain which im gonna use to chain the pots together. I know they could pull the plants from the pots but itsmore awkward (or just cut the branches off for the bud ) but still some deterrent me thinks...