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Sittin in my shed....

HatchBrew

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Bitch ass ****. They can go suck a bag of dicks.

Clean it out everyday!!! How far up their asses are their heads??? Are they waving out their mouths? WOW... I rock the deep litter too. There's no smell. Just some bird noises when they're going to roost...which pretty much fades into all the other bird squawking around.


Counter Offer...Fuck off and mind your own damn business. Unless they're harming you, they're not a problem.
 

mr.brunch

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Thanks guys.
All I was trying to do with the chicken/ veg plot thing was feed my family well and teach the kids where their food comes from- as you're supposed to, so I thought.
If the people who ratted me had a problem (though I can't see what) all they had to do was come and chat with me... I would have addressed any concerns n probably gave them some eggs.

Now my lil girl ( one of her first words was "chick, chick") is going to be upset for no reason.
 

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish
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theres always someone pissing in your cornflakes...yeehaw....are a couple chickens that big a deal..they just made it legal to have a few chickens in the area I used to live in the city...I have considered getting like 2 of em myself here in the sticks...yeehaw
 

mr.brunch

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They are well worth having man... They love all the leftover food, clear any patch of ground of weeds n bugs, fertilise the soil n give ya compost n eggs.
Blinding lil animals.
 
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noyd666

bad news mate, maybe you could block there sewage up or something.KARMA.
 

mr.brunch

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I think the main problem is they didn't like the noise. Although, they have noisy 3am parties in the garden but being a good neighbour I have never complained on them, and if I did I would speak to them rather than rat them to authorities.
Never mind
 

mr.brunch

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bad news mate, maybe you could block there sewage up or something.KARMA.

It will come round to them in the end.
That's just the natural law of things. I learned quite young that if you are a prick to people it eventually comes back and bites you in the ass.
 

HatchBrew

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Tell that to the lady at the ATM today smoking a cigarette whilst holding a baby with a toddler at her heels. Told her she couldn't smoke within twenty feet of a business. She said fuck you and that she was already doing it. Well maybe your children don't want to smoke you fucking c-word.


***apparently you can't type the c word on here. gets edited out. wow.
 

HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
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Got to get rid of the chickens.
Gutted.
They been there 2years now , and 2 days ago a nosy fuckin neighbour decides to call the council and tell them we are keeping chickens- so I get a visit from a twat in a suit, telling me I can either completely move the run , make a new concrete hard stand , clear out the coop and run EVERY DAY (and I use the deep litter method) and get checkable pest inspection every 6months - or get rid.
Guess I'll have to explain to the kids now why their lil chicks have gone away.
All because some nosy bastard has to interfere.

Sorry , rant over.

Just be glad it wasn't your special Garden that the nosey neighbor discovered.

The reality that neighbors do this sort of thing though really gets me. Now if the chickens were getting loose in the neighbors yard and causing some form of damage or you had a rooster that was waking the neighbors then I'd understand but if you had them 2 years that's not likely the case. Maybe you should return the favor by seeing if there is anything your neighbor enjoys but is technically against the rules? Nah on second though that's just stooping to his level and likely to bring about bad karma.

What really sucks though is they didn't come talk to you first and give you a chance to solve the problem and thereby strengthen the relationship of being a neighbor.
 

mr.brunch

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Exactly, if there was a problem I would have dealt with it... Unfortunately I did not know there was a problem. I have decided to turn the other cheek ( hard work as I keep thinking who do they think they are...) and block that bit of garden off with a large hedge.
Funny though, as all the kids down there used to enjoy saying hello to my chicks through the fence, yet their parents seem to have decided to deny them that.
Odd people in this world that's for sure.
 

Seaf0ur

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mr.brunch

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Gave 3 chickens to a mate yesterday- his kids are loving them! And the last two are going to a new home tomorrow.. The woman has 10 other chickens so I hope they fit in.
Going to start work on blocking the bottom of the garden off and planting my hedge. :)
 

HatchBrew

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Gave 3 chickens to a mate yesterday- his kids are loving them! And the last two are going to a new home tomorrow.. The woman has 10 other chickens so I hope they fit in.
Going to start work on blocking the bottom of the garden off and planting my hedge. :)

Great they found a new home!
 

mr.brunch

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Yeah its good I know they will be looked after- I went to my friends to put them in and the space is huge for them - old bird aviary, would easily fit 10-15 hens, they'll love it.
 

mr.brunch

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Morning shed.
Don't often get to do a morning spliff in here... Mrs B gone out and I am waiting to go to work, only a few hours today but got some proper shit weather for it.
Got to move furniture out an upstairs window and it's blowing a gale so could be fun.

This garden is too quiet without the chickens seems odd. Most of the outside seeds are up and growing so that makes up for the lack of eggs
 

Seaf0ur

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I'd let "free range" chickens loose in the neighborhood were it me... certainly a rooster.
 
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