Shiva Grows

[shiva82]

 

[shiva82]

i just spotted the boveda kid in my yard making vegan chicken out of my shed . chicken of the shed he calls it .

got to love the guy

 

[shiva82]

place a couple of pickles in a bowl and place it outside your home and night , and by the morning you may find you have your very own boveda kid magyvering in your garden and creating meat out of fungus

 

[shiva82]

 

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[exoticrobotic]

Just got back from the taxi drive to pick up the painting.

Lovely taxi driver, Asked me where i thought he came from, he looked Mongolian but was in-fact from Afganistan, of Hazara ethnicity.

As we were driving through the city, just as I got comfortable, we got pulled over by the old bill. No ANPR, just a 'random' wave over stop.

This immediately reminded me of when i was last stopped by them with a kg of brick in the car.

All vehicle documents searched. Luckily they didnt detect my sphincter tightening and my hidden hatred for them.

I was half expecting get out of the car put your hands on your head bollocks but luckily we were on our way after what seemed like ages.

Even more Lucky was the fact i had decided prior to the journey that a couple of hours without a spliff is actually quite doable. I was thinking to take some with me for a quick spliff in the beautiful parks.

Lucky i didnt.

Time for a strong coffee and three or four large spliffs

 

[shiva82]

Just got back from the taxi drive to pick up the painting.

Lovely taxi driver, Asked me where i thought he came from, he looked Mongolian but was in-fact from Afganistan, of Hazara ethnicity.

As we were driving through the city, just as I got comfortable, we got pulled over by the old bill. No ANPR, just a 'random' wave over stop.

This immediately reminded me of when i was last stopped by them with a kg of brick in the car.

All vehicle documents searched. Luckily they didnt detect my sphincter tightening and my hidden hatred for them.

I was half expecting get out of the car put your hands on your head bollocks but luckily we were on our way after what seemed like ages.

Even more Lucky was the fact i had decided prior to the journey that a couple of hours without a spliff is actually quite doable. I was thinking to take some with me for a quick spliff in the beautiful parks.

Lucky i didnt.

Time for a strong coffee and three or four large spliffs

lucky your driver was a migrant, or you could of been in trouble young man

 

[Old Piney]

“ green” hypocrisy,, insanity at its finest

 

[shiva82]

the police work for the corporation, they do not serve and protect the people of this land

 

[shiva82]

“ green” hypocrisy,, insanity at its finest

it is all planned , meticulously . disguised as insanity

 

[shiva82]

'geoff buys cars' has a better understanding than all the so called journalists . knows his second hand car market too

 

[revegeta]

Asked me where i thought he came from, he looked Mongolian but was in-fact from Afganistan, of Hazara ethnicity.

- where do you think I'm from?
- well you look like a mongoloid so I th---
- get out of my car sir

I wonder how often does this happen to Mongolians

Edit - that came out a lot more racist than I planned, I just meant to make fun of the similarity between the two words lol

 

[zaprjaques]

made the chopsticks out of peoples sheds.
its my little fetish. oral fixation.

 

[zaprjaques]

labias of dahlias. mmmmh .

 

[exoticrobotic]

- where do you think I'm from?
- well you look like a mongoloid so I th---
- get out of my car sir

I wonder how often does this happen to Mongolians

I did hesitate when i was saying i thought he was Mongolian. He looked offended when i said Mongolian but i had already paid so he didnt ask me to get out of his car

Fascinating to hear he was born high up in the mountains. His mother was pregnant during the Russian invsion of Afghanistan and had hiked up to the mountains and given birth prematurely due to the stress of the Russians invading.

He also explained how he got caught up in drug smuggling in London. He had this one customer who always insisted on him as a driver. Fuck knows why as he got pulled over the first time i'm out with him...

But anyway, this bloke used him weekly for journeys to and from an address, then after a few months started getting Ahmed the taxi driver to deliver just packages when he was not in the car himself on the journey.

Personally, at this point I woulda started to wonder wtf when asked to deliver black plastic taped bags of stuff from one place to another but Ahmed thought it was all alright and innocent.

He gave me his personal number and said if i needed anything transported he was the man.

Great to be back, nice coffee and fat spliff that tastes of sick, cheese and pig slurry.

 

[strain_hunter]

it is all planned , meticulously . disguised as insanity

Have you seen whats going on in serbia and romania?

 

[zaprjaques]

exo are you hugh grant by any chance ?

 

[shiva82]

Have you seen whats going on in serbia and romania?

the corporation are blocking the peoples vote in one way or the other like they always do. serbia and romania need to fight back and refuse funding from the west .

go independent and work with russia instead

 

[zaprjaques]

hear little chicken, dont shed no tear.

 

[shiva82]

exo are you hugh grant by any chance ?

i can't imagine hugh grant cleaning down pebble dashed turd toilets