"Thank you Miles for that report about the over priced legal weed in Denver."
"And at 5 O'Clock, we investigate the elusive 40 day strains that seem to be so popular in the marijuana shops. They don't appear to have any psychoactive effects, but they smell dank as fuck."
"Now back to Tina to tell us about how the tax revenue from recreational marijuana sales will be used to educate our children into a mild retardation."
I get the joke,
and since i'm playing mr. newsreporter (anchorman?), I'll fill everyone in that around 3:30 yesterday a cold front moved in and denver got dumped upon; a slushy mix of hail and snow and sleet (graupel, technical name), so everyone in line got a lil more cold and wet for their rec weed.