Number 1 old fart tip

[basscadet]

You know you're getting old when the answer to the question, "How are you?" gets longer and longer and more detailed...

 

[pepelepew098]

1. learn to remain calm at all times.

2. one of these days, these days will be the good ol' days.

3. suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

4. life after death is an uncertainty, death after life is a certainty.

5. the government DOES love you, just not how it tells you it does.

6. men enter a relationship expecting women not to change, women enter a relationship expecting to change the man.....we're both wrong.

7.at one time, your parents thought they were just as good at lying as you think you are now.

8. people don't think about you as much as you think they do.

9. if you're ever high enough to think you can fly, please take off from the ground.

10. (i apologize for this ahead of time cosmiccowboy)...you CAN teach an old dog new tricks.

 

[oldbob]

Most definitely can teach old dogs new tricks. Most of the time they are too tired to do them. I learn something new almost everyday.

 

[Herbasaurus]

You have the right to remain silent. Use it.

 

[Finepointcanon]

Never take a sleeping pill and laxatives at the same time.

Ok, I never literally "lol" but I did when I read that. I've been prescribed ambien and this is very, very sound advice.

 

[wolfeman]

pepe!

pepe!

Dude, I just had to copy and paste your 10 and send to my email list...That was just fantastic!

Second only to the one about chillin with the parents and listening to Sinatra...

1. learn to remain calm at all times.

2. one of these days, these days will be the good ol' days.

3. suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

4. life after death is an uncertainty, death after life is a certainty.

5. the government DOES love you, just not how it tells you it does.

6. men enter a relationship expecting women not to change, women enter a relationship expecting to change the man.....we're both wrong.

7.at one time, your parents thought they were just as good at lying as you think you are now.

8. people don't think about you as much as you think they do.

9. if you're ever high enough to think you can fly, please take off from the ground.

10. (i apologize for this ahead of time cosmiccowboy)...you CAN teach an old dog new tricks.

 

[SoloGro57]

Tom Robbins Said It:

Tom Robbins Said It:

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

 

[Jellyfish]

Playing the guitar is harder than it looks. Growing your own stash is easier than it looks.

 

[oldbob]

Endeavor to persevere

 

[WeedChuck]

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim, da do da do...

 

[oldbob]

Hehehe

 

[White Grape]

Always get anyone over 50 that smokes as high as you can as often as you can

 

[Hank Hemp]

Wise advice young folk

Wise advice young folk

Always get anyone over 50 that smokes as high as you can as often as you can

I can tell White Grape is a deep thinker.

 

[moth]

Good stuff

 

[Smokerman]

NEVER take your woman for granted

 

[armedoldhippy]

or your dog, they don't live as long. dammit!

 

[oldbob]

really miss that dog

 

[mpd]

Never trust a fart.

 

[Stoner4Life]

Never be afraid brothers, youth and speed
are no match for old age and treachery.......

 

[Hank Hemp]

Poor old Hank

Poor old Hank

He's not bumping this thread because ....... well you know. why did I think I was at bump if your hi thread?