Neighbor using Direct Energy Weapons on me, Need help..

[armedoldhippy]

Do not recommend if there is much lightning in your local....
see that they sold near 500 units shaking head

plant beech & birch trees around your home. they are seldom hit by lightning. probably won't stop the greys burning holes through your brain however...not sure if a Faraday Cage would help...Amazon actually sells Faraday fabric if you want to give it a try. no reason that you could not make a hat out of it...

 

[Jim Rockford]

I have a bad neighbor. I found a relatively affordable but used DED (Direct Energy Device) on eBay for under $1k. My neighbor went bald in under 3 months.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I have a bad neighbor. I found a relatively affordable but used DED (Direct Energy Device) on eBay for under $1k. My neighbor went bald in under 3 months.

You did him a favour and saved him serious money - not having to buy shampoo/conditioners - and all those trips to the barber's - combs/brushes - and all that vanity time poncing about in front of some mirror - trying to get that duck's arse style - just right -

 

[RottyRzr]

I have a bad neighbor. I found a relatively affordable but used DED (Direct Energy Device) on eBay for under $1k. My neighbor went bald in under 3 months.

I was thinking of buying that same device but you beat me to it. I did find plans to DIY one and I'm gathering all the parts now.

 

[exploziv]

hope they work for you guys, I had to return mine, I was feeling it powering up.. but my neighbour was still hairy after a few tries!