Motherlode Gardens 2014

[Shcrews]

Wifi#3 Snow Lotus

 

[Shcrews]

nice bro
I hear good things about solo's stash

Solo's Stash is definitely a winner. super frosty, chunky buds, smells like cream/cocoa/berries/kush

 

[grow nerd]

i did :

dream beaver x dream beaver
dream beaver x vanilla una
dream beaver x cocoa kush
dream beaver x bubba
dream beaver x sk1

should have done/made more but i was drunk n sleepy and high as fuk

Double Beaver
French Vanilla Beaver
CocoBeaver(tm)
Trailer Park Beaver
Beaver #1

Do beavers have an odor gland like skunks, or have much of a scent as an animal?

 

[Shcrews]

Vanilla Beaver is pretty much the only kind i've ever had

wouldn't mind some cocoa beaver. or indian. or brazilian.

Do beavers have an odor gland like skunks, or have much of a scent as an animal?

depends how clean they are

 

[grow nerd]

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[grow nerd]

Holy shit!!

Beaver Butts Emit Goo Used for Vanilla Flavoring

And yes apparently beavers have multiple scent sacs/glands!!

 

[Shcrews]

well then blueberry could cross Vanilla Beaver with The Goo and make Vanilla Beaver Goo, or just call it Castoreum

BB theres project for next year homey

woops i meant Red Berry, nice name change

 

[Backyard Farmer]

Is the red berry the clitoris ...or?

 

[Shcrews]

i know a guy named red berry.

 

[grow nerd]

It'd be pretty cool to have a pet beaver that could make the room smell like vanilla when it farts.

How much vanilla would a beaver smell like if a beaver could smell like vanilla?
How much vanilla would a beaver smell like if a beaver could smell like vanilla?
How much vanilla would a beaver smell like if a beaver could smell like vanilla?

 

[Bulldog420]

That's called a vanilla queef...?

 

[grow nerd]

Ewww. Squirt a couple of drops of vanilla extract in there before getting down to business?

Or anal beastiality with a beaver... must be the North American or European variety, however. Indian or Brazilian beavers will not suffice, according to Wikipedia.

 

[Shcrews]

but that would burn the beaver

 

[grow nerd]

You mean, like:

Are we on the same page?

 

[Shcrews]

a girl i know told me she got into a bath full of champagne, burned her beaver

hate to be a doctor in the beaver burn ward

 

[grow nerd]

Did she or her pet beaver get drunk?

I've heard some 10 o'clock news headlines in the past talking about teenage girls soaking tampons to get their pet beavers drunk. Not sure whether ASPCA or PETA got involved.

 

[Shcrews]

I've heard some 10 o'clock news headlines in the past talking about teenage girls soaking tampons to get their pet beavers drunk.

they call it a texas teabag

 

[grow nerd]

hate to be a doctor in the beaver burn ward

I once played poker with a male gynecologist who admitted that it's a smelly job.

Edit: Kinda sounded weird coming out, but I assure you there was no pun intended there.

 

[Red Berry]

lol

 

[Red Berry]

well then blueberry could cross Vanilla Beaver with The Goo and make Vanilla Beaver Goo, or just call it Castoreum

BB theres project for next year homey

woops i meant Red Berry, nice name change

that sounds dank ..... i need to take some dj short pics.

i have court date on sept 26 with rippers that tried to steal this years garden from me fun times............