All you need is a couple of Nemo Toads, a couple of carp and of course a Bass-O-Matic 77
Nemo Toads are a saltwater amphibian that can be harvested over at Aberdeen - toss a couple into the machine and puree. Add the carp (or trout, salmon, guppies, etc) and continue to puree.
Once it's finished add 4 tablespoons of Dolomite Lime and apply directly to the surface of the soil. Top-dress with FFOF (or Root's Organic) and hope for the best.
This is the method taught at Portlandsterdam University by Professor Jennifer Valley
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Wow..that's awesome!!
Bass-o-Matic made local amphibian/fish puree.
Sounds like it would work as far as basic decomposition goes...but awfully silly.
Anyone could come up with any kind of home-made critter fert and topdress...and it would show results...if it didn't burn the piss out of 'em first....maybe after composting the frogs and such.
I'm going to have to look into this and hope that I don't know this person.
EDIT: Oh that particular female human...Yeah if that was one of my friends they'd never hear the end from me.....more wtf to chew on before dinner~