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I've been robbed!

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You need to go buy two more huge lobsters, make sure they are frozen solid, then put them in a pillow case and beat the hell out of him with it.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

The deadliest catch, foil dog style I love it.
It's a bloody dangerous job catching lobsters you know :)
 

Anti

Sorcerer's Apprentice
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Way back when I was still living at home I borrowed 10 bucks from my mom and then when I went to pay it back, she was in bed so I left it for her on the counter near the coffee pot so she'd find it in the morning.

Two guys I was in a band with (and considered trustworthy) came over for a while and when they left, the money was gone too.

I was not in that band much longer.

Since then, I've learned that I don't leave people unattended unless I have already tested and proven their loyalty.

Lock those fuckers on the porch!
 

ROJO145

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LOL,My sisters hubby is brother to the famous lobsterman of Saratoga!!Idiot bought a lobster,took it home and ate it,then crazy glued it back together and brought it back to the store!!Traded said bad lobster in for shrimp and walked out the door,cops got him later!!:tiphat:
 

vince514

seeker of greater knowledge
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lmao you should go to his house and clean out his fridge and see how he likes it....bastard...last time i checked lobster wasn't cheap......next time if he wants to pass by tell him your busy or something, eventually he'll get the point... or you could always beat the crap outta this shitbag....
 

OldPork

Member
Check your toilet. Maybe he left you a conciliatory gift.

(AHAHAHAHA that's some of the funniest shit I've read in a while, that fucked up dude deserves a nice seafood dinner for making me so hard! rotflmao)
 

TruthOrLie

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OK.

Here are some more juicy details for you all since you're getting a kick out of this.

I knew this guy when I was 4-8 years old. My mom used to work late, his mom used to let me hang out, play his video games, and feed me.

Fast forward 20 years. We're going out to catch up on old times. He has a brand new Infinity, I have an old Ford. He was supposed to drive then had second thoughts. I told him to park in the underground parking, he parked on the street. When we came back, his car had been totally smashed/rear ended.

I felt terrible for him. He had no insurance. Turns out he had been late on his payments. Car was a wrap anyway, but he tried to guilt trip me by saying he believed he "would still have the car" if it never got hit&run.

So where I still live, and he used to live, has gotten new laundry machines. He would always ask to come chill out and watch TV while he did laundry. Made sense, right? Old buddy, big TV, free smoke, do some laundry, go home.

I figured I was a generous host.

Thing I never got, he was always washing like one shirt and one short and two socks. That's it.

Never again.

Laundry bags are for lobsters.

Perfect cover going in and out the house, too.

This guy was a fucking genious.
 
OK.

Here are some more juicy details for you all since you're getting a kick out of this.

I knew this guy when I was 4-8 years old. My mom used to work late, his mom used to let me hang out, play his video games, and feed me.

Fast forward 20 years. We're going out to catch up on old times. He has a brand new Infinity, I have an old Ford. He was supposed to drive then had second thoughts. I told him to park in the underground parking, he parked on the street. When we came back, his car had been totally smashed/rear ended.

I felt terrible for him. He had no insurance. Turns out he had been late on his payments. Car was a wrap anyway.

So where I still live, and he used to live, has gotten new laundry machines. He would always ask to come chill out and watch TV while he did laundry. Made sense, right? Old buddy, big TV, free smoke, do some laundry, go home.

I figured I was a generous host.

Thing I never got, he was always washing like one shirt and one short and two socks. That's it.

Never again.

Laundry bags are for lobsters.

Perfect cover going in and out the house, too.

This guy was a fucking genious.

:2cents: He's not your friend. In my my book, he's a thief, & a security risk. I would treat him as such.
 

ddrew

Active member
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OK.
I knew this guy when I was 4-8 years old. My mom used to work late, his mom used to let me hang out, play his video games, and feed me.

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I think his mom's putting him up to it, she wants payback for all those free meals when you were a kid.
 

DiscoBiscuit

weed fiend
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...Thing I never got, he was always washing like one shirt and one short and two socks. That's it.

Never again.

Laundry bags are for lobsters.

Perfect cover going in and out the house, too.

This guy was a fucking genious.

Damn, whatta turd! I've had friends say, "Everything comes out in the wash" until they get taken to the cleaners.

You're gonna have to get this fuck head. How you do it is up to you but this punk needs a lesson. Tell him you'll be happy to put his water in the freezer yourself. What you give him back might be, what do you say... adulterated. A teaspoon of manitol would give him the message.
 

Snagglepuss

even
ICMag Donor
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Brownies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a whole tray left out.Just 1 would be a punishment...maby not,,that could turn out badly...
 

TruthOrLie

Active member
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sad part is i felt bad for him because word is his mom turned into a crackhead... the reason he had to move away.

apple doesnt fall far
 

growshopfrank

Well-known member
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A friend got busted leaving his grow after a harvest and with him was a blood relation that had helped with the trim and don't you know it the little jerk had a QP stashed in his drawers that he was stealing Some folks are just morally bankrupt and it never is the ones that you expect
 

TruthOrLie

Active member
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thats why food in the freezer is such a come up. you know nobody is gonna eat it tonight, right?
 
fucked up... too many people nowadays are liars and theives... if he knows about your grows just fade away from the friendship.. and if he knows nothing.. beat him with a frozen ham in a pillow case... stupid dick.. who knows what else hes taken over the years...

i had a buddy that would steal buds here and there because he knew i didnt weigh my personnal bags.. that went on for so long he tried to steal other things, cd's, tools, and then lastly trying to steal my girl... pos.. he's luck i made the mistake of letting him know too much otherwise i woulda taken the assult charges to have taught him a lesson no problem.. but then again im the bigger man for not beating up on a little bitch...
at least your lesson was only a little food.. suck he ruined newyears supper but better than ruining a couple monthes/years of work..


take care bro, all the best in 2k11
 

kifmaster

Member
This is sad, and dude are you joking? He definitely snagged nugs from you. Any grower / serious pothead that leaves out ounce+ quantities in front of randoms, can better believe it happens.

The moron's mind works in mysterious ways. :dance013:

Have you called him out on the theft? I would seriously just call him out on it, and with a serious tone give him the address to a few food pantrys that feed poor and homeless.

Honestly I was considering calling the cops... just for the fun factor they would have at the station. "Um, yes, I'd like to report two missing lobsters, 3 marinated chickens, and a steak. I think I know who did it."

Although he has been a friend for 20+ years I never said he was a "good" friend. Just had enough history I figured I could trust him. WOOPS.

Still not gonna try to kill him over some lobsters and chickens and steak.

I don't think he touched my greeen, but now who knows. There was a month a while back that I seemed to run through my stash extra fast.

I do know he hates pork. Our plan, should he ever come back over, is to wrap pork fat and bacon inside the butcher paper for the next set of lobster tails.

Should be a pleasant surprise when he gets home.
 

TruthOrLie

Active member
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Nah, I don't think he took nugs because I always kept an eye on those. He never got solo access to them like he did the freezer.

Seeing an ounce on the dining room table is probably what made him think I wouldn't miss a few frozen peices of meat.
 

Yes4Prop215

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stealing food? how fucking stupid petty do you have to be? like they wouldnt notice hahah. shit if you stole my 4 month old frozen pot pie i would come after you!!! let alone some freshly prepared lobster.
 
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